What are some of the worst, most enraging bumper stickers you've

Coexist

bernie sanders 2016

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Tired of trite religious bickering on the backs of people's cars?

Honor student

Family stickers

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I thought I'd never see anything worse than "Baby on Board", and then this shit happened.

>bumper stickers
>bumper

Part of what makes them so enraging is normies seem to think they HAVE TO go on the bumper because of the name. So they just stick that pretentious eyesore on their bumper without any thought in placement, aesthetics etc.

>>14054014
That's why I got drift slaps, senpai

>>14054003
Baby on Board placards are supposed to be there to warn first responders that a child is inside, but parents insist on not removing them when the child isn't actually in the car, making them useless.

>>14054016
>The Second protects the First
Yeah, as if you fags ever use your guns to stand up for any real rights.

>>14054025
It's illegal to CC or OC in my country, knives are OC only

>>14054036
How does one open-carry a pocket knife?

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>>14053947
>white GMC pickup truck
>covered all over in bumper sticker versus from the bible

>>14054038
If it has a clip, you just hang that shit over your pants, pretty silly law. Most people just have em in their pockets

Just about any bumper sticker is enraging. If you had a worthwhile opinion on a topic, you won't be able to sum it up in enough words to fit on a sticker.

>>14054057
What if you had 20 bumper stickers all on the same topic? There's a guy in my town that has at least that many anti-circumcision bumper stickers (and he's right)

>>14054068
Might as well get a giant vinyl printed out instead of 20 on the same topic that can't be read from a distance
I need an anti-circumcision sticker now

>>14054057
What about bumper stickers for bands, radio stations, or some other piece of pop culture?

>>14053977
Jesus fish stickers will still always be worse.

In french canadia
On Hondas
>built in japan, beaten in quebec
On assorted shit boxes usually with a 3/10 riding shotgun
>TDF, toutes des folles, aka bitches be crazy
On an Elantra
>Yes, it's a Hyundai

>>14054025
Speak for yourself pansy

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>>14053984

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>>14054142

>>14054163

Honestly there's nothing worse than some smug douche trying to one-up christians when they know just as little as they do about what happens after death.

Not even religious.

>>14054068
>tfw you were clipped as a wee lad

Didn't even have a religious family, so WHY cut off part of my dick?

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>>14054753
I know that feel all too well...

>>14054725
>when they know just as little as they do about what happens after death
Um, your body decays. We absolutely know this happens after death. It's not a theory.

>>14054022
Wrong.

>"Baby on board" is the message of a small (usually five-inch) sign intended to be placed in the back window of an automobile to encourage safe driving.

Any political bumper stickers
Especially conservative bumper stickers in a college parking lot.
Poor bastards are just asking to have their shit keyed by pissed off intolerant liberals

>bumper stickers
American problems desu.

Any of the weeb shit posted in /osg/

>>14055512
Is that a bloody volvo 480

Marathon stickers saying how many kilometers they ran.

>>14055845
Wouldn't a liberal just go to some sort of group therapy to explain why he respectfully disagreed with said bumper sticker?

>>14056281
>liberals
>passive
no. modern liberals are fascists.

>>14056281
No
I've personally seen 3 cars with smashed windows and 4 cars that have been keyed, all had one thing common: republican/conservative bumper stickers

>>14056285
>modern liberals are fascists.
And you're a moron who doesn't know the meaning of either 'liberal' or 'fascist'.

Any stick family sticker on a car pisses me off. It used to be common for SUVs driven by Mexicans then white people appropriated it at some point. It's basically bragging that you don't know how a condom works.

Other than that, political stickers of all kinds. The guys with the flags in their trucks piss me off too.

>>14053959
"Trump 2016" is worse, just sayin...

>>14059012

BUILD
WALL

>>14059028
MEXICANS

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>>14058661

I was going to do this to troll some lib friends but i ended up with a black e90 so the joke doesn't work. probably for the best.

>>14059034
LOOK AT HER FACE

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>>14059012
But that's not what they say

>>14054725
Claiming "we don't know" or "nothing" is a lot more sensible than the horseshit Christians come up with

I hate those N stickers they make new drivers display in BC.
What is the fucking point? If I'm driving safely around them it changes nothing, and if I'm not than I'm a dick and won't care whether they're a new driver or not. What does this accomplish?

>>14059437
Except the fact that broadcasting your personal beliefs regarding religion on the bumper of your car to complete strangers is still annoying as shit regardless of what you believe

>>14055869
kek

Honestly any bumper sticker pisses me off show off the the car not some stupid message..baka

>>14053982
i like the peeing calvin stickers for some reason

>>14059012
no its not

My family is AWFUL with bumper stickers.

Dad (before he gave me his car)

>Obama 2008 and 2012
>3 stickers calling Republicans terrorists or liars
>2 stickers about how organized religion is evil
>2 equality stickers
>2 gun control stickers
>1 "proud father of an NHS student" from ages ago

Dad, with his brand new Model S

>Bernie 2016
>Everytown sticker

Cousin (probably the worst)

>at least 8-10 furry/furry sex related stickers
>3 LGBTQUADVFLE9ABWVWPX+ stickers
>one edgy "Adults shouldn't believe in imaginary friends" sticker
>1 star trek sticker
>2 star wars stickers
>1 disney sticker
>Bernie 2016

Rest of my family ranges from having family stickers to having their entire cars covered in them. It's so fucking tasteless.

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what about second hand embarrassment?

>>14060092
arson his car pls

>>14060092
>Bernie 2016
>Everytown sticker

*vomits*

How do you deal with that shit anon?

>>14058714
Nah m8 I agree with him, you're in the wrong here

>>14060092
Holidays must be unbearable.

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Would /o/ hate it if I had a Pony sticker on my S4?

>>14058714
spotted the autist who cant follow slang

>wait how can u be a liberal and a fascist hur that doesnt make sense me smart me know definitions xddd
fuck off idiot

>>14060226
not if its fluffy abuse

>>14053947
My dad must own the only Lotus Elise on planet Earth with confederate flag stickers on the rear windshield. I fucking wish I was kidding you. Nothing says southern pride like a car named after an Italian executive's daughter, handbuilt in Hethel, powered by a Japanese engine, and only allowed to be sold here on an NHTSA exemption.

>>14060360
>car named after an Italian executive's daughter, handbuilt in Hethel, powered by a Japanese engine, and only allowed to be sold here on an NHTSA exemption.
That's the most american thing i've ever heard of.

>>14060371
Only if he takes it to Hennessey.

>>14060191
It's hard, but I still love them. My dad may be a die-hard turbo-liberal but his parenting methods raised me to be the outdoorsman I am today.

>>14060199
I'm not looking forward to Christmas. They discovered my instagram and I got several angry texts and calls regarding the nature of my Instagram. Which consists of firearms, hunting, hiking, cars, and other outdoor activities. I even bought a new AR-15 today and posted it right before my IG was found. Sad part is that they all think I'm some baby-killing monster conservative, but I'm a bisexual, animal-loving, nature-loving, generally socially libertarian at heart. I'm not gonna see the light of day at Christmas dinner, and I'm the one that's going to be cooking it all.

>>14060187
The Tesla is so pretty, but it was already ruined by his stupid fucking political stickers. Thankfully I was able to easily remove all the political stickers when my dad handed me his Camry down.

i dont feel the need to tell the people behind me who i'm voting for or which breed of dog i like to fuck best

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My car had a Brony sticker and some surf shop sticker when I handed the guy money for it. Needless to say, that shit came off before I even drove it home.

Oh, and family stickers trigger me every time. One of the most overlooked decals of all, because surprise, nobody cares. My friend and I call it a Rapist Menu.

>>14059543
Today, I saw a blue SRT4 Neon with one in matching color. If that anon is here, why the fuck are you driving downtown?

>>14060226
wat kind of pone anon

>>14060457
You handed actual money, legal tender which you owned, to a brony.

>>14060747
Are you picky on who's selling you the shit you want but wont buy unless their mind meets a certain criteria, which it's impossible to figure out what goes on in an others mind?
Sure fuck Bronies and all but really?

>>14060742
Rara

>>14060778
I'd rather a Rainbow Dosh

I saw a shitty ford bronco with a Joseph Joestar stencil on the side

>>14060786
I was almost scared you saw me there for a second.

How bad was the stencil?

>>14060798
Honestly, it was in better condition than the bronco. It was fucking huge though, like the owner had to put effort into getting it that big. also had pokemon shit on the back window

>>14060786
I seriously hope it's just some landwhale that owns that

>>14060807
Jesus. Any idea on the year? I've seen some fucking horrid broncos before which makes me fucking treasure the condition mine has been kept in.

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>>14059198

>>14060816
It was a 5th gen
>>14060808
It was parked by some bullshit hippy "essential oils" and incense store, so probably

>>14060778
Post pic

fucking hoonigan stickers
makes me mad 'cause ken block cant even win a race, let alone be an aspirational figure

>>14058714
Well, you have to take into account that in America liberal means police state and Conservative means slightly less police state.

I see "Baby on Board" a lot. Why do I care?

>>14061396
It's just another way for women to emasculate their husbands.

>make him buy a family car
>he tries to save a last bit of dignity by getting a hot hatch
>slap "Baby on Board" sticker on the back
>watch him squirm

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>>14055869
i remember being on autobahn in germany and i was like going 90KMH because the gas was empty and we had to do like 100km on 4 liters

this was literally mfw

>>14060409
I like you anon.

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>>14056250
These fucking things

My mothers went out and bought a new black Camry, covers the whole back in those shitty oval marathon stickers within the first week or two. Some on the bumper, some on the trunk... At least put them on the window so you don't fuck your paint up

>>14061295
A giant work van passed her and the wind knocked her down.

>>14061367
I dunno, America is less of a police state than anywhere else in the developed world, largely because you lot place such an emphasis on freedom relative to other public goods.

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I used to have this on my 2nd Gen Camaro. It was a 70s ad campaign and I thought it fit the car well. I ask used to to cover some less than perfect paint

>>14061496
white men's fault once again.

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>>14061506
>America is less of a police state than anywhere else in the developed world

"Do not underestimate stupid people in large groups" on the trunk lid.

"Obama 2012" on the bumper.

Fitting

>>14061506
Well, I used to tell my Swiss girlfriend that the difference between America and Europe is that here everything is illegal, but you have to get honest to God caught.

>>14061426
>It's just another way for women to emasculate their husbands.
I just wonder what the creators of them actually mean though. Your supposed to drive differently because there is a kid in the car? Like let them into the lane or something?

Or is it if the car is in an accident so the police/rescue people know there is often a kid inside? That's maybe a bit more reasonable.

>>14061522
Story? When was one kid shot 90 times by the police just curious?

>>14061496
Feminist please go. White patriarchy is not to blame

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>>14058957
I wanna see somebody with one of these.

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>>14060054
Another one I took at the same fucking light today. My city is full of leftist sjws.

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>>14062808
Mossberg is Swedish?

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>durr what do i do now at intersections

>>14061445
>I like you anon.
>>14060409
>but I'm a bisexual, animal-loving libertanian

>>14059198
I don't fucking believe it man not one fucking bit.
I-It just can't be real.

>>14063578
Founded by a Swedish immigrant

>>14053990
>Family stickers
Can't say I care for them, but do they actually upset anyone?