>Parents ask what car do you want for your birthday >I

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this is bait

oy m8e gr8 b8

>>14050556
Yawn, try harder next time. Obvious bait.
I'd still love to drive a 328, that's a sharp af car

only a normie would want a BMW anyway

shit b8

>>14050556
>op is 16
>op takes picture of parents bmw
>op shit posts on /o/

>>14050556
>m3 for your first car
kek, learn to drive on something slow first to build skill so you don't immediately wrap it around a tree

that's why WRX's have ridiculous insurance prices, they're cheap and people fresh out of high school have little to no driving skill

>>14050556
>overdone spoiled rich kid bait

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>>14050556

Interior of this piece of shit

>>14050629
>kuck hand drive
just stop posting

>>14050629
what's with the funny dials. Why did you invert the picture?

>>14050638
He flipped the image kek. Look at the speedo.

Obvious bait and I don't really like BMW, but regardless I don't know how I'd ever be able to thank my parents for doing something like that for me

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>>14050556
jus do the M3 engine swap fa.m
stage 1 tune will blow M3s away in the lighter 328

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>>14050556
>not liking your waifu car

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>>14050556

>>14050647
>>14050640
So you can't reverse image search and call him out on his lies

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>>14050556
Should have got the true god machine, 318ti.

>>14050583
there's literally nothing wrong with bmw's

>>14050570
That gif made me realize how fucking boring the rest of the world must be. Big ol' lime green V8 monster, that's just fun.

>>14050556
BMW owners, everyone

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>>14050556
hmm, you could
>total it
>sell it(doubt you have it in your name though)
>enjoy it in all the pigfat glory it is
>use it to pick up Stacies at your local Starbucks

Either way, your normie parents cucked you hard mang...could have at least bought it in a coupe

>>14050556
Aren't you the guy with the green wagon ?

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Parents are just the worst.

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Just in case somebody out there couldn't tell this was just a flipped image.

>http://f30.bimmerpost.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1162719

I bet OP literally just learned to do this and thought it was a big secret.

>>14050730
Except everything

>driving dad's car down a narrow mountain pass
>it's a cheap 80's Toyota shitbox
>it's his car but I get to use it all the time
>doing 30 over the speed limit
>suddenly see some cunt in an Evo pass me
>pedal to the metal, pushing dad's rustbucket to the limit
>hear a loud bang, car stops responding, see smoke coming from the engine bay
>my dumbass self blew the engine in dad's car
>he picks me up back home, we decide that he'll drop a new engine in it so I can keep driving the shitbox since I can't afford my own car yet
>dad brags that he knows a great mechanic who'll provide an engine even better than the old one and will drop it in for cheap
>wait two weeks until the car is done
>take it for a drive
>the engine is actually way fucking worse than the last one

What do /adv/?
I fucking hate my dad and my life so much right now.
Fuck this shitty old man.

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>wants a BMW
>thinks he can call anyone a normie

kek OP

>>14051258
Buy your own car takumi

>>14050717

I don't think that's been flipped. Look at the seat belt buckle, its always by the console, not the outside of the seat.

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Holy shit op. At first i sided with you thought you should have said which trim you wanted but now you should just go fuck yourself. Id love for my parents to get me a bmw like that man. At least drive it for a while then get another car you ungrateful shit

>>14051292
You took the bait.

>>14051258
So, your first bait was blown now you don't learn your lesson, you just start again? Hey, at least you didn't make another thread.

>>14050730
Expensive as fuck to get repaired, dealerships rip you off. BMW owner here

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>>14051274
I...I don't know what I should think of this

>>14051432
exactly, it separates the poors from the riches
when you see a bmw cruising down the road you know the driver is made of money

>>14051258
Run him over.
Collect the insurance.
Buy a better car.

>>14050556
>wanting used bmw
>wanting bmw

>>14050556
You should get a job and buy your own. How is that difficult to understand?

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>>14052533
This

>>14051258
youre not using all the revs m8

>>14051258
The new engine has a magical power that you must unlock by revving it to 11,000 RPM, friend.

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Nice b8 bitch.
But you have activated my trap card.

>>14050738
>rest of the world

Japan begs to differ, but otherwise it's sadly true in the present.

>>14050556
>>14051274
>>14051179
It was flipped, read the thread.

>>14052597
W-woah...

>OP bitches cause the car his parents gave him for free is the wrong type of bimmer
>meanwhile my parents gave me a $2.5k loan for 3 months to buy my first car
>had to work my fucking ass off to pay it back on time

>>14052597
Roll

>>14050556
you have shit taste even if this was real

+1

>>14052597
Dammit
Roll

>>14050629
I know this pic is flipped, but just thinking about it, 'Murrica did the right thing by putting the driver's seat on the left. At least for 90% of the population.

Just think about using the little knob with your left hand to scroll through everything. It would be so much harder. Like using a computer mouse with your right hand.

>>14052719
>anon replies to a bait thread not only without realizing its bait, but not reading the thread

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>>14050658
>look at crankshaft pulley
>trying to figure out belt run
>something's wrong
>oh okay, there's two belts
>wait
>something is still wrong
>take closer look
>realize BMW separated belts with huge-ass pulley section
JUST
FA M
MY
SHIT
UP
DESU

>>14052597
Give me something good

>>14053781
No furfag but fuck it.
As long as her upper legs, face, torso, and everything in between are human that works for me.

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>>14050738
Whats it like not having maloos?

>>14052803
Yea its a lot better to have your more dominant hand off the wheel

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>>14053900
We have at least one

>>14052597
Show me a 14.

There are worse ways to die.

>>14053952
> skeleton
FUCK.

SHOW ME A 14 DAMMIT

>>14053948
Thats an SS mate, not a maloo

>>14053918
As someone who has only driven RHD cars, this is my reason for thinking RHD is better (for manual cars at least): pushing away from your body for gear changes is more natural, and that's where the primary gears are (1,2,3,4). For me, pulling the stick towards me to shift into 5th and reverse feels awkward compared to the other gears.

I feel like the argument of which hand you use for what is mostly irrelevant because neither the steering wheel nor the gear stick really requires a lot of dexterity.

>>14052597
rolling

>>14051258
>80s toyota shitbox
Go eat a dick. 80s RWD toyotas were the best faggot.

>>14053952
>>14053957
Whats the point of rerolling for a specific number? One roll is where all the fun is.

>>14052597
roll

>>14053972
In emergency situations I prefer my right hand on the wheel

>>14052803
>>14053918
>>14053972


>Tfw born left-handed
>tfw had a teacher who made me right with my right hand, forced me to learn
>tfw now comfortable doing anything with either hand
Though I'm better with my right hand for freehand straight lines, and my left does curves and circles better.

>>14050556
The best way to get back is take it down the longest rpad you know of at max speed, get in a police chase and while going max speed towards a herd of children shoot yourself.

>>14052597
Gimmie Dat sweet, sweet slimey waifu

>>14054045
Thats pretty interesting when you think about how the brain works, which hand feels most dominate when driving?

>>14052597
Roll

>>14054000
Reroll

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oi me fokkin needols

>>14052597
I want the booty, but do I get the booty?

>>14052597
Hello roll

>>14052597
my bride awaits

>>14051432
>BMW are expensive to repair
>I only use the dealership

spotted the retard

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nice thread but check em

>>14050556

>automatic

Enjoy getting c u c k e d by your own transmission

>>14050556
>"But anon, it's a lot cheaper and it looks the same"
no one does this in real life

>>14053948
w8, these are sold in LHDs?

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>>14055028
>dubs

>>14055580
>posting le dubs man
>not getting dubs

>>14051603

Is this bait? Every fucking person I know can lease a shitty BMW, my friends neighbour that stocks shelves in a supermarket for a living owns an 08 BMW 3 Series...

>>14052597
R-roll

I bought a 2011 E92 M3 with my own money and did Euro delivery. Go fuck yourself.

328i is a badass car anyway. I got a 6spd manual loaner M-sport in that blue as a loaner while it was in the shop. It was such a fun little car to drive. The driver's car spirit is still alive with BMW.

Op is fag

>>14052597
cheers senpai

>>14050556
Shitty b8 but the 328 is still a bretty gud entry level luxury sports sedan..or whatever the krauts are doing with it

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>>14052597
please 36
dat booty doe

>>14054045
I just want to put this out there, if we went back to Catholic school tier hand beatings and forced the genetic oddity out of society, we wouldn't have to make stupid shit like left hand desks and left hand golf clubs.

>>14051258
Give it more revs pussy

You pretend to be a Driver but can't even feel the engines powerband

>>14052597
archane pls

>>14056056
328 blows, has no aftermarket support.

>>14052597
Roll

>>14052597
Roll

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>>14055577
Nope. They were going to be but then GM killed Pontiac. The most likely story behind this one is that it was a G8 converted into a Ute.

>>14053900
It's eternal pain, anon. Why must Ausfags have all the nice shit?!?!

>>14051274
Are you retarded

>>14052597
Wat

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>>14051258
Ye install a new tach that revs to 11k and wind it out when you drive it. Also dad's probably getting a STi--just a hunch.