You have 5 minutes to explain why you still have not bought

Because I'm not a sub-human slav

>>14045387
I have a better car.

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>>14045402
They do not think so

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Am I doing it right?

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Because they dont sell Ladas here anymore, and importing one would be both tough and expensive due to emissions

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>>14045538
No. You have not bought a Patriot.

I'm poor

>>14045387
It doenst meet the basic safety standards of my first world country

> UAZ PATRIOT
best car evar

>>14045427
>animal murderers
go figure

Romka, soset hui, azaza!

not sold here

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>>14045387
Cause I'm saving up for this
> only $349,999 to go

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> tfw lada makes a normal car

>>14045538
It's kinda sexy

The American market us flooded with SUVs, I have my pick of any number of excellent makes and models to choose from. Dropping 20k+ just to import a maybe-ok non road legal one built by slavs (ie gonna break all the time) with 0 parts availability is just plain retarded.

Russian cars barely make sense to own in Russia, you'd be stupid to own one anywhere else.

>>14045545
But UAZ is not a Lada, newfug

>>14049394

I may have gone somewhat retard and thought UAZ was under Avtovaz ownership...

>>14045387
Looks like someone tried to shrink a pajero

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>>14045538
Not until it's outfitted with captain's chairs and a conversion van roof with a boomerang antenna.

>>14049394
Same bullshit applies.
It will be catastrophically defective from the factory, a rolling deathtrap and will never pass any kind of emissions testing.

Also because not Russia it won't be cheap which defeats the one advantage it has. Even in Russia people know not to buy domestically produced cars because they are universally known to be total shit.

>>14045387
because there are only 3 for sale in my country right now.

1 Pickup with 185k km and the dealer is still asking 7k€ for it.
1 with Russian documents, owned by someone in New Zealand, but the car is in Germany and the guy who is selling it wants 14k.
and 1 with a terrible camo paint job for 11k.