>your passenger is mad at you for whatever reason >they

stop interacting with children

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>>14019842
Wonder why I have a passenger.

go after her and grab her. then proceed to have angry sex with her.

you notice how i assumed female cause guys don't do that type of female shit.

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>Closes door pushing window with open palm

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>>14019923
>tfw they do this and you have pillarless doors

Say, "D-don't slam my door! It hurts my feelings and triggers me!"

>>14020025
>Being a manchild who lets others destroy his property in fits of rage

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>>14019992
>they push the glass at full force

>roll down window
>proceed to yell "don't slam my door faggot" or something along those lines
>drive off

The door on my shitbox only stays shut if you slam it as hard as you can.

>>14019842
>door so heavy on shitbox no woman as managed to slam it
Feels good man.

They slam your door, you slam them on the ground. Take a page out of the nigger book.

>>14020368
>implying niggers could even read that book

>>14020395
Never heard of a pictur book u dum ass cracka?

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Mfw she uses the glass to close the door

Give them some tire smoke to stand in.

>>14020048
>destroy
What? If slamming the car door will destroy the car that you own, you got bigger things to worry about. Like potholes and storms.

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>>14020357
>P71 with ballistic doors

>buy first car, its obviously not amazing but still pretty good
>friend picks at muffler sound, paint chips, 0-60 time, trim etc and always picks at something new each time i see him
>i never once pick on his bright red (bordering on salmon pink) car which had a fuel leak and small fire in the engine bay + how everyone thinks its a girls car
anyone else have "that friend" who can dish shit out but will have a fit if you dish it back?

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>drive my mother from the airport
>she's constantly rambling about how awful my dad is
>would not stop fucking with the climate controls, insisted on turning off my music and putting it on Jesus Rock
>she got on the phone and started yelling at her sister
>tell her calmly at first to tone it down or get off the phone
>starts yelling at me about how I'm such an ungrateful brat, even though I skipped class to do her a favor, and I've never once questioned her
>she starts screaming, still on the phone with her sister, all force directed at me
>tell her repeatedly if she doesn't stop, I'm dumping her off on the side of the road
>doesn't care, keeps screaming
>pull off on the nearest exit, still about an hour from home
>stop at a gas station, tell her to get out, and she can find her own way home
>she starts bawling, how I'm such an asshole and hopes that I die
>she slams the door and makes an awful crunch noise because the seatbelt was in the way
>takes her big giant set of keys out of her purse and starts banging on my window, then leaves a giant key mark on the side
>mfw
>drive off
>never saw the psychotic cunt again
I honestly should've dumped her off on the side of the highway, but I'm not that much of a sadist. I'm glad I haven't seen her, or talked to her yet, and it's been 3 months.

>>14021508
has she tried contacting you since?
either way, avoid her for at least a year.

>go to gas station with friends in my freshly bought E36 during a break at school
>fill up and go to pay
>get back in the car, the shiftstick is kinda turning like it's broken
>"Did someone fuck with the stick?"
>"No"
>"Adam did, he tried turning it"
>get pissed
>dump him on the side of the road on the way back to schoo;
>he had to run solid 1.5km to school before the bell
To this day the stick is turning. Gonna have to superglue it.

>>14021521
>gf's friend had a huge thing for my old E36, always talked about buying one just like it when she got her license anytime i saw her
>i crashed it some months later
>hadn't seen her in a few weeks and she heard about the crash
>gf told me her friend literally wanted to buy the wreck from me and restore it
>her friend literally loved my E36
>would have sold it to her but my insurance already paid out for it and i'd of felt wrong selling a wrecked car to a friend for such a high price

>>14019901
I also notice that you're a registered sex offender now.
Real life isn't like one of your animus.

>>14019842
i take off. fuck em they can walk, aint got time for their bullshit i got places to be... if its a she, she will get over it eventually.

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>They open the trunk by lifting on the spoiler

>>14021555
>having a spoiler

>on long drive with bro
>he offers to drive for a while so I can rest
>that autistic fuck insists on adjusting the seat, steering wheel and all mirrors

>>14019842
tfw I was angry and slammed the door on my hatch and it scratched the paint underneath and is now a point of contact for rust

bad feels, man

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>>14021572
You must drive a base model

>>14021508

if your demeanor was anything to go by, your mom should have swallowed

>>14021520
Nope.

>>14021508
That would be a great thing to bring up at the next family get together if you see here again and she tries to talk to you.

>Oh, Hi Mom, I thought you were dead since I left you at a gas station in the middle of East Guam and never heard from you again.
>N-no, I'm still alive you ungrateful brat
>Kinda disappointed that you found your way back, to be honest

>>14019842
Slam their ribcage and skull with my front tires.

>that brilliant noise.

DUCK L YOU
I CAN'T CONTROL SLAMMING THE DOOR GET OVER YOURSELF