What are some good pranks to play on your buds' cars? >sugar

someone took the nissan logo off my grill and replaced it with one that says 5hp

I kept it on.

>>14017874

i had a great prank last year at uni
>friend has some heart problem or high blood pressure thing
>has to take pills every morning
> he wrote wash me on my fucking car
>he goes out to class
>pay back time
>dump out his pill container
>put in sugar pills

i dont think he ever noticed

shaving cream under the door handles is pretty good and harmless

>inb4 damages paint or something autistic

-brake fluid on the hood
-key the spot on the car with the freshest looking paint
-hose clamp on the soft brake line
-baseball card in the wheel spokes

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>>14017874

>>14017874
Can you get ahold of his keys?

Years ago, we stole my friend's Corolla and send him on a scavenger hunt for it. After driving around for a couple hours and finding the clues, he finally found his keys in a newspaper box at an iHop like 10 miles from where his car was parked.

You would think he would be pissed, but he thought it was hilarious.

I recommend Hyundai and KIA cars.

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How big on the prankometer is doing the old spotweld a wrench to each of the car battery contacts while your bro is away?

Harmless fun in my book and he gets one heck of a story.

Drill holes into their muffler casing. Fun and harmless!

Attach a sandbag to the air filter, and go rev the car a few times. Great fun, and makes a fun sound. Your mate will be impressed with this trick.

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saran wrap is a classic

>>14017919
baseball card? what damage could that do?

>>14017874
Potato/condom in or on muffler. Old but gold.

>>14018035
SIXTEEN
WIDE EYES

>>14018035
Some buddies of mine got me like this in high school. I acted like I didn't know what happened for a couple weeks while I put various amounts of grease and wd40 on their brake rotors at night.

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>>14017874
>hey why don't we sabotage, on average, the second most expensive thing a man owns after his house
>b-but my friend didn't mind when I shat on his scrapyard on wheels when we were 17
Just fucking die you shiteating fudgepacker.

>>14018058
>I put various amounts of grease and wd40 on their brake rotors at night
So you went to their houses while they were sleeping to passively play a "prank" on them? That's some serious level autistic shit

>>14018064
Been pranked bro?

Take a shit in wind screen wipers

>>14018042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HejHNaNqhLw

>>14018091
Bet you put your dick on people's faces if they fall asleep around you as well you faggot.

>>14018042
Wouldn't the condom just pop or blow off or would the back pressure get to be to much?

>>14018123
see >>14018102

>>14017919
>the spot on the car with freshest looking paint

murricans

>>14018127
That's not a condom

>>14018058
Absolute madman

>>14018130
>Merica meme
If you're in a perpetually sunny area and it's a shitbox the clear can be faded in some areas.

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>>14017874
A harmless one

Be me age 22, drunk at mates BBQ
Go for a piss out the front
For no apparent reason I put a sausage on the drivers side sun visor.... Have piss and forget about it

unknown to me= 3 weeks later mate has been trying to find the source of the worlds greatest stench, to no avail
Mate driving home from work into sunset... flips the sun visor down and a putrid green sausage lands in his lap.

that night get a call from another mate that knows my sense of humor (knows Im a cunt)
"you put a sausage in Anons car didnt you ?
Had to think for a minute then both burst out laughing

>>14017874
>Sugar in gas tank

Fuck off you nigger

>Engine explodes
ITS JUST A PRANK BRO RELAX

>>14018123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsfhDhsXM0E

This is what happens. It would scare the shit out of me.

I loosened all the nuts on both driver side wheels on my brothers 4runner before he left for work before, wonder if he'll notice lol.

>>14018042
A girl put on on my tip and caught fire so my car smelt like burning lube for 3 months... The tailgate was down...

>>14017874
Your friends are fags and you're probably shit by association.

ITT: /o/ newfags don't understand that we don't hate all cars, we just hate your car and the cars you like.

vandalism isn't cool, sack up and confront the person who hurt your feelings.

>>14018035

That's fucked up bro. Don't do that shit to people's cars

We sprayed mace (that was a long ago before capstun...it lasts longer than pepper spray too) all over in side the defroster of my Sgt's patrol car and turned the fan and defroster switches to "on".

>>14019260
Why so mad bro, it's just a car.

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>>14019481
>click that video
>it ends
>see this

Why is this on youtube

>Get into argument with neighbor at duplex across street
>He's threatening me and just being a shitty person
>Have old truck at the time and buddy that works at costco
>Friday afternoon, he's drunk as fuck, know he's gonna pass out hard and early
>Middle of Summer, his windows are all down in his Camry
>Call Costco bro up and ask if they have anything they're about to throw away.
>"Well, we have a couple pallets of bananas we're throwing out..."
>Haul ass out to Costco, explain everything to his coworkers, get a whole fucking pallet of overripe bananas.
>Proceed to fill his car with bananas.
>Under his seats? Bananas.
>Glove box? Bananas.
>Trunk? More fucking bananas.
>Engine bay? Filled that fucker with bananas.
>Entire interior of the car? So many bananas that Donkey Kong would fap himself to sleep at night thinking about it.
>So I calmly drive off and remove the evidence from my truck and go home to sleep.
>Hear this fucker going off in the early afternoon when he finally checks out his car.
>His landlord next door could smell the bananas baking in the sun from inside his home.
>Guy loses his shit, accuses everyone of doing it to him.
>Landlord terminates his lease and gives him 30 day vacate notice.
>He has no home and his car will forever reek of banana.
>Victory motherfucker.

piss in the tires

if their car is a light colour

>write "fuck off" right next to the door handle in permanent marker
>scribble on the hood
>write "fag" on the bumper

>>14021524
>some guy yelled at me
>better destroy his entire life

Metal hoseclamps around the driveshaft
Put enough of them on (5-6) and it sounds like a blown transmission

>>14017874
this is the best ever prank: get a container of used oil, put in broken metal parts. spread under the car where the engine is. wait for lolz

>>14017874
In winter, put some metal shavings on the windshield at night before it freezes over.
Your bro will be in for a surprise when he scrapes the ice in the morning.

>>14017874
>>sugar in gas tank
>>water in gas tank
Neither of these do anything.

>>14021543
Sounds like that guy yelled at everyone and his banana rage was the tipping point for the landlord. Damn, Id hate to have my car full of banana

>>14021577
It's still over the top. That guy now has to find a new home, and everywhere he goes to talk to the new landlord, he'll smell of bananas.

>>14021590
>Yo Earl, why do they call you Donkey Kong anyway?

>>14021524
Okay, to clear some of this up for everyone, he lived there for a grand total of 3 months, he drove through another neighbors fence while he was drunk, he would pass out naked on peoples lawns, the landlord bro had threatened to throw him out a few times by that point, and he had been arrested for punching a neighbor because shitass decided to piss in other neighbors garden. I had stayed pretty low on the radar up until he fucked this little neighborhood boys bike up because he didn't ride out of the road. Sorry I didn't feel like writing out why I felt validated in going to such extremes for a greentext story, but fuck that guy, I hope he never gets the smell of bananas out of himself.

>>14017905
Hard to notice anything when you're dead, senpai

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>>14021524

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>not turning their stereo up to Max volume and bass and quickly turning off ignition

It's like you guys don't want to fuck up their speakers and/or blow a fuse.

>>14017874
>putting that sticker on someone's
Cruisin' for a bruisin, m8

I'd knock a couple of teeth out for something like that, what are you trying to get someone beat the fuck up?

>>14018035

Go home Dexter, you're drunk

open the drain valve on the bottom of the rad and collect all the coolant
see how dumb they are

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>>14017874
I put an STI badge on my friends xv crosstrek and a Nismo badge on my other friends pathfinder. Subie still has the badge, pathfinder was sold with the badge still on it

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>>14022500
Here's the pathfinder

>>14017874

If the car is white you can salami it. Just go buy several packs of cheap-ass salami and wait until you know their car is going to be out in the sun on a hot day. add salami in locations desired and let the sun do the rest. Acid and food coloring in the salami turns white car into pink polka dot car in a few hours.

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Take a utility knife and cut a plus sign into the tread of one of the front tires. The cut is so thin you can't see it afterwards. Press the knife in until you reach the cord (feel a rough surface), then press it just a tiny bit more. This will form a small separation between some of the steel strands but the sealant underneath is still good. The tire will not blow until he's going really fast or needs to brake hard

>>14017874
My room mates drained all the oil from my car, ran it until the engine siezed, poured the oil back in and waited for me to get back home. Those fucking guys!!

>>14022506
can't even put shit on straight what is wrong with you

>>14018115
You don't do that?

>>14023013
did that on purpose anon. it just pissed hm off a little more. my friend with the subaru knew about it beforehand and its a new car so that was going on straight

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>>14017874
>highway carving with buddy
>he starts complaining about our longer trips being uncomfortable because he had shit taste in a shifter.

So I did pic related.
He didn't talk to me for a month, but it was worth it.

>>14023110
Nice photosop, lying bitchass.

We printed out a bunch of gay porno and taped it all into a large collage of gayness on my buddies roof. He never noticed. About a week later he was on his way to a dinner date with Some chick he met online. She leaned her seat back and saw it and freaked out. The date didn't go so well after that.

>>14023110
>dildo shifter
>on an automatic

>>14021565
>poo in gas tank

>>14017874
Zip-tie on driveshaft

>>14018102
My father and uncle dod that to me, at first I was scared that something has gone to shit. But it was hilarious after I found out what was going on.

come on, no-one here pullin a classic bro-job prank?

s m h, f a m

>>14023366
You actually did him a favor, sounds like the bitch didn't have a sense of humor, you saved him a lot of anguish

>>14022109
>Not just hardwiring a low ohm resistor to their electrical system.

Drains most batteries in the span of 20-40 hours. No lights stuck on. No blown fuses. Just a simple passive drain on the car. If they park for a weekend, battery is dead so they miss work. They think nothing of it, buy a new battery, everything is fine, and then the next weekend it happens again.

I helped a neighbor do that to another neighbor who was a cunt. He wound up buying 7 batteries, getting a lifetime ban from autozone for being a cunt. Took him 3 months to figure out that he'd been fucked with. Total cost of the prank? Under 5 dollars.

>>14017874
find the car's fuse box, pull out the wires...

>>14018058
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If you touch my car I'll touch the youngest member of your family.