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Hear me out /o/
>you have a car
>its your only car, your DD
>bought brand new
>youre plannin to drive it til 800k or it explodes
>you fuckin love your car
>lets say you have a new 2015 Honda Accord
>Honda offers an OEM turbo upgrade kit
>all necessary parts/supplies for upgrade are included
>all parts are FREE of charge
>only catch is you have to do the install yourself
>if you look up the install manual and do it yourself, this perfect OEM turbo kit is on yourself for free
>youre a mechanic and can easily do some research on the instal and do it yourself no prob
But for some faggot reason
>you say 'nah, no thanks. the turbo kits not for me. I prefer my underwhelming NA 4cyl
Thats essentially what you c.ucks are doing/saying when you only mod your car and take care of your car but HAVE NEVER BEEN TO A GYM IN YOUR LIVES
do yourself a favour and make fitness a hobby along side cara. Read the sticky on /fit/ and thank me later
I dunno how to explain it but even drivin while bein jacked feela better. U guys gotta start lifting
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>>14017750
>u gotta get jacked bro
Nah, amateur boxing, swimming, occasional hill sprints are all I need
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>>14017750
tf u talking about spergo
>>>/mlp/
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>>14017768
fuck u you dyel cunt
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>>14017750
>Accord
no ty
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Fuck off, dude. I'd rather wrench my car than blow the same amount of time acting like a fucking faggot.
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GB2/fit/
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>>14017762
>amateur boxing
enjoy getting double-legged by me all day you fagit
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>>14018488
Im trying to help
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>>14017750
Jerk off somewhere else.
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>>14017750
Hear me out /fitizen/
>say you have one car
>you spent a hundred gees under the hood
>2,000 horse power streeter
>mark williams rear end
>willwood brakes
>100% synthetic oils in every system
>imported from Norway home of the oils
>race buckets
>whale skin leather interior
>big round baby seal eyes for headlights
>$80,000 candy paint job
>semi-slick tyres
>tank full of C10 race fuel
Literally the best that money can buy. But for some faggot reason
>you never, ever drive the car. Not even once.
THATS ESSENTIALLY WHAT YOU MLP LOVING FIT FAGGOTS ARE DOING BY WORKING YOURSELF UP AND NOT PLAYING SPORT, HUNTING, OR DOING ANY PHYSICAL WORK. YOU'RE ALL LEADING SUCH INSUFFERABLY INSIGNIFICANT LIVES
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>>14017750
>fuck is this kid smoking
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>>14018704
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>2015 accord
>4cyl
>not the fucking excellent 3.5l V6
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>>14017750
>drivin while bein jacked feela better
no cardio ?
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>>14018704
>implying i lift to be aesthetic
>shiggy
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>>14017750
That is some awful logic OP
Consider suicide
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>>14017750
>wanting a turbo and a heart attack
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>start reading OP
>uh huh, uh huh, sure, I don't know where you're going with this but I'll follow along
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>turns into a completely unrelated /fit/ recruitment ad
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>>14018704
Why do you assume i do no physical work or sports?
Oh right you just assumed that to make a shitty counter argument
I use my gym strength to properly power fuck your mom every night while youre drivin around doin tagumi bullshit strugglin to shift with your little nancyboy wrists your moms just moanin up a storm for my veimy powercock
your moms fuck ugly and fat btw but i fuck her anyways out of spite. Itsa damn dirty job but someones gotta do it (not your dad cause hes a c.uck so i see where u get it from)
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>>644305
>>14017750
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>>14017750
>he doesnt have a boosted v8
whats it like being a manlet?
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>>14022327
Only a manlet would compensafe for his stature by buyin a bullshit 'big boy toy' like a boosted v8
probly have posters of his car on the walls of his 'man cave' too
>my dick isnt small i swear
>im a powerful man dont fuck with me or my car
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>>14022391
Actually most of the guys I see with boosted V8's are fat asses. Like every dude with over 400 whp weights 300 lbs.
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>lifting
The only reason people go to the gym is to have gross shower room sex.
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>>14022433
Ive gone to the gym for 6years and have never used a gym shower
My house is equipped with a shower. And it keeps my private penis away from the prying eyes of homosexuals
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>>14022473
I've done it for 8 months and never bothered with showering there because y'know, I can shower at home?
Plus I loved soaking in ice cold water afterwards
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This makes no sebse
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>>14017750
The first half of your post felt like you were making a hypothetical example of car advice. Then for the last part, out of fucking nowhere, you go off topic about going to the gym with that long hypothetical greentext being typed for nothing as an allegory that doesn't make sense.
Here, let me show you how it's done
>instead of shitposting on /o/ you could be working on your lats you skinnyfat faggot of an OP
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>>14024090
your 'car' is actually your body and the 2 situations are very similar in logic & context. Its known as an analogy
Are u just fuckin stupid or what
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