>driving around with new gf in new 5.0 Mustang >every time

>wear shoes all day with no socks
>take shoes off
>feet smell terrible
>like it

>>14010045
>"Haha yeah ! Your right there it is !"
>GF smiles. A use she feels included in your hobby

Was that so hard OP

EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE SINCE 11 2 74 ON THE STREET MAKIN NON STOP CREAM GALORE PACKIN HEAT STICKIN UP WEED STORES AND MORE

>>14010045
why not introduce her to the differences between mustangs subtly so she feels knowledgeable about your vehicle instead of being an autistic spaz?

>>14010058
It's a work in progress anon

And I don't sperg out either. I just say no it's not, that's a v6 model mine is a v8.

>gf shows actual interest in your hobby and wants you to be proud of her
>assburgering her into shame

fuck you

>>14010045
It's okay. My gf is also slowly learning more about cars. It takes time Anon, but one day she'll be able to tell the difference.

>>14010065
That's autistic spaz.

>>14010045
why not just be happy and say "Oh yeah, you're right it is!" or tell teach her more about cars instead of being autistic about it

>>14010078
Exactly, she's trying to show some sort of interest in your hobby, better than staying silent or being a real retard and talking about cars to someone who couldn't care less.

>>14010103
Odds are that outside of badges, OP really doesn't know shit.

some nice whiteknighting going on in this thread

>drive an ecoboost
>get frequent compliments from women
>girls who ride in it say its too fast for them
>girlfriend says it sounds "angry and strong"

How mad are you OP?

>>14010137
/thread

>also driving a mustang for girls

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All my girlfriend knows is to look for the ST badge.

>>14010137
>too fast for them
I can only use ~20% of the throttle and even that is too much torque lol.

>>14010125
No, just knowing how to socialize with normies is all it is.

It's like if you had a 5 year old kid and he said "Dad look it's a muscle car!" And you said
>"Well son you're wrong, that's a Ford Mustang which is a pony car."

Literally all you have to do in this situation is
>"Woah cool!"
And you won't have an awkward fucking car ride.

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>>14010151
>>14010151
shit example senpai
you're meant to teach your son these things if you want him to be any kind of automobile enthusiast
kek

>>14010045

All you gotta say is if she sees a horse in the back, it's not your car.

>>14010163
Was going to reply, but then I realized I should appreciate all rides because I'm a real automotive enthusiast #RIPPaulWalker #JDM #vape #illest

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>>14010045
>try to pick up grills in s2000 for two years
No luck
>drive couple grills around in shitbox wrx for literally a week
Got a gf and she hasn't even seen the s2000 yet.

Cars don't attract women guys.

>>14010395
Since when has the s2000 been a car you use to pick up women with.

>>14010395
>>14010628
Since never because its a shitty car lel

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>>14010628
You really need a Miata. S2000 is too angry.

>>14010646
New miata looks like mega milk girl.

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>>14010395
Betters odds with 4 doors.
Ive also heard is has something to do with women seeing a guy with a 4 door car as a mature guy. Possibly thinking of the future and shit like that. As opposed to the guy in a 2 door sports car, fucking every bitch in his way.

>>14010712
girls like guys who look they are 'fucking every bitch in his way'

girls see guys with 4 doors and beta cu cks to be easily manipulated

>tfw never picking a girl up in a fiesta
>tfw 'cute car anon!'

>>14010045
>approve
>get roadhead

Wooooooow so hard

How will you react when she points out a gt500 or gt350 anyway?

>drive a 3v 4.6 stang
>girlfriend see's 5.0
>"look anon, isn't that the one you want?"
>don't remind me
>;_;

was even worse when I had a v6, she would constantly make V6 jokes even though she knew jack shit about cars, she just did it to annoy me

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>>14010045
>pic related
Fuck captcha

>>14010781
Hold alt when screencapping something, so I don't have to see your fugly taskbar, little kiddo.

>girls literally holler at you and your truck
>superior genetics

>>14010796
>implying anyone named Drew has ever even seen a vagina

Wow way to be an asshole, she's trying to relate to your interests. Just so you know everytime you do that her love for you shrinks a little.

>drive a g35 coupe
>every time my girl sees a g coupe, sedan, g37
>"look it's your cars sister"
>smile
>I'll make a car girl out of her yet

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>>14010796
friendly reminder that if you don't drive a sleek german car that fits your personality no girl will ever seriously be interested in you

and i dont mean just any ordinary benz, audi, etc. but one that fits your style.

>drive old german shitbox
>never see another car like mine

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>>14010053
>>14010058
>>14010068
>>14010078
>>14010103
>>14010121
>>14010151
>>14010767
>>14010803
betamax faggots in this thread

op's girlfriend isn't really interested in his car. girls don't have any real interests. she'd much rather be talking to op about some bitch at work who's she battling in the chaotic female hierarchy than pretend to be a boring slut and talk about her beta faggot boyfriend' shitty straight road wreck waiting to happen

>>14010821
Don't try to disguise your awkward social inadequacies as some alpha trait you autist. nobody is buying it

>>14010842
Except that he's right and you should go back to reddit.

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>>14010842
I feel sorry for pitiful "men" like you who think your gf/wife/whatever actually cares about you and wouldn't hesitate a second to jump on the next alpha's dick.

Once you learn that women are shit and only good for sex you'll be better off and have better luck with them instead of jumping through ropes for a mere friendship.

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taught my gf the difference between 1,2,3,4,5,6 series BMWs, the difference betweeen M cars and non-M, taught the difference between m sport trims and non m sport, and shes still learning the chassis codes but she already knows e30, e36, e46, e39, e28
also she knows some VWs and Audis
should feel proud i guess
also glad shes interested in that stuff

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>>14010808
I agree

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>>14010867
now she'll have something to talk about with her next boytoy who drives a M6

>>14010872
well you can't just drive a E350, C300, 528i, etc. and think girls will like you. you gotta pick one that connects with your inner soul

>>14010874
nah i live in a poorfag eastern european country so if anything its more likely her next boytoy will be driving a piece of shit mid-90s Audi or a mk3 Golf, most popular student cars

>>14010862
Enjoy being a single kissless virgin and not having a girl you can take to the drag strip and gun range because "hurr all women are sluts"

>implying there's a more alpha career than firefighting

Keep dreaming anon

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>>14010045

>American freedom
>small block

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>drive 1968 454ci 4-Speed Chevelle as daily driver
>hope girls will be impressed, and come talk to me about it
>only attracts 50 year old men
>tfw people tease me and say my car is a "chick magnet" but it's really a boomer magnet. ;_;

>>14011064
>>implying there's a more alpha career than firefighting
I just hope that she attends your funeral and gives you flowers, and doesn't fuck anyone else for at least 3 months.

I'm sorry anon.

>>14010862
You're dating the wrong women

Also, back to /r9k/ faggot

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>>14010045

>OP dating a girl attracted to Mustang drivers
>expects her to be anything less than a full-on retard

OK.

>>14011096

>chicks see Chevelle/442/MonteCarlo/Nova/etc. and think you're stupid white trash
>chicks see old Mustang or Camaro and think you're a totally rad country boy with a muscle car

I don't even. There's a guy with a fully sick Monte Carlo near me, he's some old guy who rolls around in it. All the local girls fawn over the swaggots in their donked G35s and brotrucks. I thought being "country lyfe" meant you enjoyed redneck things, but they seem very selective. It's like a commercialized redneck culture. It's fucked.

>>14011112

Being a cop is equally/more alpha than firefighters. So is being an officer in the military. Shit, being a doctor is more alpha by the prestige and income alone. Name one bitch would wouldn't rather date a doctor over a firefighter. Exactly, you can't.

>>14011134
they'd only date firefighters because they are banking on their boyfriend dying in some heroic fire.

that, and money, is why they date soldiers.

doctors are just huge kekolds with money

>>14011128
>Picking up chicks with a car

>>14010821
I think you're not desirable enough to have found any worthwhile women. That's really it.

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>>14011146

Basically this. If she's primarily attracted to you based on the car, it's a pretty weak relationship. Expect her to cheat on you and disrespect you.

>>14011141

Sorry, but women like dominant men in leadership roles, and particularly those with high levels of respect and prestige. Being a first-responder, especially in Canada/America, is a major gain in the pussy bank. Women love it, especially nurses. I am friends with six police officers, and every single one of them is/was fucking a nurse(s). Something about the stress and fucked up schedules, it's like an unwritten agreement that they bang each other.

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>>14010659
don't give the drawfags any ideas

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>driving a F*rd Must*ng

sorry to hear OP

>>14011175
My GF was originally attracted to me because of my car, but not why you think. Her dad was running her against me at an outlaw drag event at the local strip. We traded times abcl and forth, she was running an 80s Monte Carlo with a built 400, I was running a 64 Dart with a 413 MW. I ran all motor all night long and her father bet me a family style dinner if I could beat the Monte by a time greater that .3 (our average gap was .11-.19). So, I turned on the two stage 200 shot and killed her by a good second.

At the dinner a week or so later, I rolled the Dart into the garage as the temp had plummeted and I needed to adjust and resync the carbs and change the ignition timing. She came out to ask how I'd beat her by so much and then she saw the fogger plate. A heated argument led to a grudge match which led to our first date. That was 6.5 years ago. I have a Fury now and she's driving a Wrangler, but she's searching for a roller early 70s Camaro, a 64-67 Malibu, and has kind of opened up to the idea of getting a Belvedere or Satellite.

>>14011141
>>14011112
You clearly have no experience with women outside of your mother, women love firefighters and to a slightly lesser degree police. Try to convince yourself all you want but no they do not think your boring desk job is as attractive as somebody who puts their life on the line to serve their community

>>14011134
Not true, a recent survey found that uniformed service carries a higher level of prestige and job satisfaction than even doctors. There's a reason male strippers dress as cops and firemen, not boring doctors

>>14011124
they never learn it's a vicious cycle they are caught up in.

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>>14010045
>Ford Mustang
cu͏ck

>>14010045
>being this assblasted your GF can't tell the minute differences between your kekmobile and other kekmobiles

>>14010065
>n-n-n-no it's n-not, that's a vuh-vuh-vee6 model m-mine is a vuh-vuh-vuhee8
>all the while your girlfriend can't hear you as she munches a giant packet of chips and the crunch is drowning out your pathetic huffing as you struggle to socialize
Also how do you in your driving technique compensate for her massive weight? It must cause some serious handling issues.

Man, this forum is terrible. Why do you all shitpost here all day?

>>14011378
>women love firefighters
they love firefighters because they know about all the time you spend down at the fire house gives them plenty of time to fuck jamal

>>14010395
>s2000 not attracting chicks
Probably because they thought you were gay, senpai.

>>14010760
I had an E46 M3. It was "cute" or completely invisible, depending on the woman.

Lifted K5 pulls ass, though.