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Enjoy being a low test beta, shitbox drivers
ttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/6316522/Fast-cars-boost-mens-testosterone-levels-research.html
Researchers from the Concordia University in Montreal recruited 39 young men for their study.
Each one got to drive a £75,000 Porsche 911 Carrera Cabriolet for one hour, followed by an hour in a 16-year-old Toyota Camry, a family car.
Tests on saliva samples showed a significant increase in testosterone while drivers were cruising around in the Porsche.
But there was either no effect, or even a slight decline, when they got behind the wheel of the battered old Toyota.
Researchers noted the most potent effect was when volunteers were driving through town, where there were plenty of potential female admirers.
But hormones even rose slightly when they were out on the open road, with no spectators, according to the study published in the journal Organisational Behaviour and Human Decision Processes.
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>>14007440
The latter part has everything to do with speed and sound than being a shitbox or not.
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>>14007440
I'm sure we had this thread already
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>>14007460
yeah but low test betas need to be reminded every day
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>>14007460
We've had it a dozen times.
>>14007440
The problem is this is for normies who don't care about cars and just want them as status symbols. I probably get a testosterone boost even just wearing a leather jacket because I think it's kind of cool, although I know I'm not a cool guy myself.
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>>14007440
What do you expect from a bunch of poorfag NEETs who delude themselves into thinking their shitbox Miata is a good car?
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>>14007440
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>>14007440
Buggati a shit.
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>>14007440
Meanwhile, in OP's driveway....
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>>14007440
Medfag here, those increases in testosterone are pretty damn insignificant
Dihydrotestosterone is the real stuff, but too much of that and you'll go bald
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>small sample size
>short time
>tiny boost
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>>14007440
>Needing extra test.
Blame it on your little faggot balls.
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>>14007440
>Not driving your shitbox to its limits and risking your life daily
Fucking faggots.
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Good thing I drive a new Porsche and not an old shitbox then.
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>>14007923
>Dihydrotestosterone
on one hand I feel manly. On the other hand my hair is falling out
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>>14007923
You must not be a very good medical student if you think dihydrotestosterone is the "real stuff"
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>>14008201
He's obviously joking.
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How do I continue to lift heavy and make gains while not advancing my hair loss?
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BOGHETI VAYROGN XDDD
GOTA GO FAST LMA0XDDDDD
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>>14008455
hair transplant
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>>14008421
Don't think so.
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>>14008506
"Dihydro-" anything is obviously a play on the dihydrogen monoxide joke.
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>>14008528
are you retarded?
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>>14008535
Are you? Do you know what the dihydrogen monoxide joke is?
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>>14008546
do you know that DHT is a real hormone you absolute idiot?
in no way was he referring the le epic reddit water joke.
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>>14008584
tbqh reddit only knows what that means because of the le epic joke
when the joke first got epic upvoted everyone was confused as shit
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>>14008584
Well I'll be fucked, learned something new today. Sorry for calling you a retard.
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>>14008642
>>14008584
>aren't dihydrogen monoxide joke has been around for decades
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>>14007440
heh so when you get into one of these porches with the mindset that its a womens car and makes you girly does it increase you're oestrogen levels?
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Veyrons give me cancer, its the minecraft of video games.
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>>14008794
If you have too much testosterone it's converted into estrogen
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What is this leddit may may?
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>>14007467
Just fyi /fit/ memes are garbage. /r9k/ froggies and reddit fags shit up that board constantly and get taken seriously.
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Whoever thinks that driving an old beater won't increase your testosterone-levels has not had the opportunity to play around with old Volvos, Fords and Opels around the scandinavian backroads at winter
Few things will get your heart racing as the car starting to spin out at 80kph and ending upside down in a ditch
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>hey if i wear this deoderant girls will like me!!11111111
thats you op
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>>14007440
Driving someone elses car around would make me feel like shit because I would know that any attention I got is artificial since the car isn't fucking mine.
No thanks.
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>>14008647
>apologizing
Am I on bizzaro-/o/? You're supposed to call him a nigger faggot kek
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>>14011130
except this is the low test beta thread
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>>14011152
>low testosterone
>levels are insignificant
This is the shitposting thread, so totally the norm for /o/
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>>14011130
Be the change you want to see on 4chinz
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>>14007440
>working out will improve test
>driving 911 doesn't activate core muscles
>not working out, jut porsche
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>>14014519
Nothing says you can't do both
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