Daily reminder that if you don't have a class A CDL you

K..KEEP MY POSTED

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>>13970258
Lame. What a waste of a Vette vs GTR thread.

>>13970258

Daily reminder that I pass you all day erryday, then slow to a crawl on hills just to fuck you up and make you downshift 10 times.

Kekkarino, stay fat and slow you butthurt redneck uneducated trash.

>driving diapers and lettuce around for a living

How pathetic.

>>13970275
>shitting on truckers
now you're just a loser dude

>>13970258
>tfw namfagging doesn't get filtered.

>>13970258
>mack

Ya blew it.

Mack hasn't been good since the early 90s.

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>>13970275
>and Mountain Dew

>>13970278
>hurrdurr you can't not like truckers even though they're fat, uneducated fucktards that can't even into road safety.

>>13970287
literally nobody cares about you or your stupid job. please stop posting outside of your shitty containment thread.

>>13970278

Not as big of a loser as a trucker.

>>13970287
and why the fuck are you even tripping? it's like telling the world "I'm a professional fuckup and somehow proud of it." I bet your mother wishes she swallowed you.

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>>13970278

>whiteknighting for truckers

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>>13970293
I do what I want

>>13970288
>>13970293
>>13970296

bismuth.bmp

>>13970275
Kek I barly downshift usually just shift to neutral but you little faggots in your Hondas wouldn't know anything about a mans truck also I drive a concrete pump truck very alpha work and makes bitches wet

>>13970300
>>13970294
>>13970288

wow /o/ really is just a bunch of spoiled millenials

>>13970303

how does the public react to a chainsmoking obese weeaboo riding a scooter through their neighbourhood? do you lick a giant ice cream cone while you do it?

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>>13970296
Refer >>13970303

I do what I want.

I guess I could go back to simply namefagging... I like to keep my options open.

>>13970306

I used to work construction, before I got an education and a real job.

Formwork guys are the scum of the Earth, right down there with road workers. The only way you're getting bitches wet is if you sneeze on them before you rape them.

>>13970309

>pulling out the old millennial meme to control damage

Yes everyone must be 15 if they don't dickride truckers 24/7. That must be it. Absolutely.

>>13970258
Daily reminder that if you have a Class C CDL, you're enabling your own oppression.

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>>13970310
They love it. Everybody likes to laugh. I'm not really a weaboo tho. And everybody loves a good ice cream cone!

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>>13970303
>I've got this faggy little scooter, to go with my faggy little job so when I pull into the truck stops, the boys KNOW who's gonna be pitcher tonight.

again, fuck off back to your containment thread. In fact, just fuck off all-together. You have no place on an AUTOMOTIVE board. Go to fucking /n/, or /b/, nobody but you and your faggot truck c u c k s wants you here.

>>13970325

Stop being so agreeable, 4chinz is trying to get a rise out of you.

The concrete slob seems mad, though. In the hierarchy of truckers, guys who drive mixers and dumptrucks are literally the bottom of the barrel.

>>13970322

cmon man

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>>13970258
> be in school
> hurrdurr is coming in today to talk about a career in truck driving
> wat
> fat potato faced trucker waddles in
> talks exactly like the fat stupid guys in mike Judge's Idiocracy
> this guy drives for walmart. a real high-class life
> its a great career, you get paid well we have need for more truckers
> someone literally stops him and asks him out loud to the class "why tho? You just waste your life. I cant understand why you would want to be a trucker."
> mfw

>>13970317
I'm sure that Art Appreciation major got you a very comfy job you just might pay back those loans before you're 80 meanwhile im 21 making 80k a year

>>13970346

Did you ask him about the lot lizards?

>>13970346
kek.

>>13970349

>college
>loans
are you retarded?

>>13970349

I'm 27 making $87,550 a year. And no student debt, I worked part-time and received a few scholarships.

Looks like I win.

Who are we kidding? I'm not a trucker, I could be homeless and have AIDS and I'd still be winning.

>>13970258
Daily reminder that your job will become automated and you will no longer be of value to society.

>>13970349

>the old hurr durr fancy collegeboy with ur degree n loans n stoopid face durrrff

I love how retarded slobs like you actually think you're above someone who pursues higher education. Even a fucking degree in Womyn's Studies is more worthwhile than what you do.

>>13970349
you're also wasting your life, and ruining everyone else's life by slowing down traffic, and being generally stupid. so there's that. you as an individual are not contributing anything to society. Anyone can get in those pieces of unmaintained shit, and drive them. Not everyone can program, or be a doctor, or build something, or invent something.

you guys are literally fucking useless and I can't wait until you fucknuggets are replaced with self-driving trucks.

>>13970362

but then society will have to invent some new, menial job for them

and how will we prevent that job from being filled by robots?

i'm thinking mass sterilization and liquidation through work camps?

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>>13970330
This is what happens when you stopped giving a fuck what neckbeards and randoms think about you. I'm a piece of shit, whatever.

>>13970329
I can't remember the last time I was at a truck stop. Remember, I'm not a trucker. I just drive trucks. There was one time I was at the plaza on the Turnpike and a CDL gets 10% off food there. The cashier didn't think I was a commercial driver because I was well groomed and not fat as fuck. Still got 10% off muh KFC bowl too!

Also quit being a dick. Sometimes you give, sometimes you take. That's how the gloryhole works. We live in a society nigger. This is not a free for all! Do your part!

>>13970362
>truckers are useless
>everyone who has ever trucked is a failure and always will be
>truckers stay truckers forever
im laffing

>>13970353
>part time job
>27

LMAO@ your life "winner"

>>13970377
>that reading comprehension
is this where your loans are going

>>13970370

Is that a picture of the costume jewelry you use when you're doing livecams as a trap?

>>13970362
You're an idiot and most likely handicapped either physically or mentally

>>13970370
>I'm not a trucker, I just drive trucks
>I'm not a faggot, I just have sex with dudes.
good job.

>do your part
I'm sorry I'm in the middle of getting something called a degree so I can be productive to society, unlike some people who think they actually matter.

>>13970374
>so much as getting into a truck and getting paid to do so
>i..it's not gay if it's only once.

>>13970377

...can you even read?

I'm a program coordinator for a government agency, I worked part-time in university to finance my school.

See, this is why there are people who drive trucks for a living. You really couldn't be expected to do anything else.

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>>13970370

>made in China

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>>13970368
Maybe I will make it to salesman by then... Or I could go back to managing the Mexicans who cook your food and high schoolers who serve it to you.

But let's be serious, I will be dead.

>>13970390
Nah not costume jewelry. Chocate diamonds nigga. Do you think they will look good on me? I might have to borrow them from my mom after she gets them for Christmas. I was just clicking on random pics I took because this thread makes no sense.

And iPhone so the thumbnails make me wonder why I took half these pics.

>>13970382
Go to bed gramps you have tons of spread sheets to finish by Friday or you will have to work Saturday

>>13970402
when self driving trucks become the norm, where do you suppose we put the fat corpses? landfill? abandoned quarries?

>>13970402
So you work for the city printing out kids soccer schedules gotcha

>>13970409
so basically you're useless in life, and have no redeeming qualities or features, yet you insist on tripping up as if you matter or as if people give two shits about you? Then you go and post outside of your faggy containment thread?

>majored in Computer Science, minors in Bioinformatics and Actuarial Science
>got a CDL during university
>got an ABRA cert
>genuinely enjoy driving and seeing the world
>take up trucking shortly after graduating
>bring laptop with me
>do freelance work on the road
>no debt because not stupid
>graduated early because not stupid
>dont feel any need for flashy house or car
>just save it
>nearly a million dollars in the bank
>20 thousand in a safe at home
>22 years old
>if i ever get tired of trucking i can do crime scene clean up with freelance on the side or easily get a job in computer related industry

I don't understand why an automotive board who supposedly enjoys driving would shit on truckers to be honest
Just a bunch of dumb undergrads

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>>13970370

>CHINA
>CHINA
>CHINA
>CHINA
>CHINA

I say we raid the truckerfag thread until they fuck off from our board.

>>13970420
still beats being a trucker

>>13970420

If I were paid 87 grand to do that I would shit myself with glee.

>>13970424
Hey op here I'm 21 hook a fellow truck bro up with a couple hundred thousand PayPal [email protected]

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>>13970424
>>nearly a million dollars in the bank
>>20 thousand in a safe at home
>>22 years old

You could at least make the lie plausible.

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>>13970401
>imblyign I think my job is important
I'll vote for you when you are running for president in a few years since you are obviously that important. You could still be a nice guy and put in 10min on the "giving" side of the hole.

>>13970408
Gotta keep em under $2000 somehow. I still got other people to buy gifts for. I'm suprised tho, they were those "Levian" diamonds you always see the commercials for. Whatever.

>>13970409
Now I remember why I took this pic...

>>13970422
It makes conversations as a whole less confusing. I will post as "Anonymous" if I really want to talk shit. But beyond that, I don't care what you people think about me.

>>13970424
>went to community college
>couldn't finish degree because I'm too stupid
>dropped out
>got a CDL while living with parents
>have about 200$ to my name, which I'm about to blow on a lot lizzard.
>job security is null because self-driving trucks

You can keep bullshitting us anon, I don't think anyone cares about you or your shitty job.

>>13970440
If you didn't think your job was important or matted, you wouldn't post about it every fucking day. Especially not with a trip on at least.

>>13970412
Can I at least be an organ donor before you feed me to the gators? Then maybe I will feel like I did something with my life.

>>13970449
nobody wants your diabetes/aids infested organs.

>>13970446
>>13970436
>>13970433

is it really so unbelievable
maybe if you people shitpost less you'd actually achieve something

>>13970449

You smoke like a chimney, your organs are fucked.

I wouldn't poison my gators with your tainted meat.

You'll be ground up and served to Mexican laborers in the work camps. They need some protein in their state-provided taco.

>>13970457
>you'd actually achieve something
imply being a trucker isn't the bottom of the barrel non-achievers of life.

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>>13970446
You're reminding me, I really need to start more blog threads.

My turn signals were acting up again today, I really need to figure that out. And yesterday, I delivered to some stuff to a meeting for 7-11 owners. Tomorrow, I have a meeting at 5am. If this thread is still going in 6hrs, I will tell you what we talked about.

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>>13970460
There's gotta be a couple good ones left in there... Maybe my liver. I don't really drink so it may be ok. As long as the AIDS hasn't gotten to it.

Honest question: If you do get AIDS, how long does it take to start showing signs? I may or may not have rawdogged a slutty girl awhile ago and I do seem to catch a lot of colds now...

>inb4 gay sex
No, this time it was a vagina

>>13970258
>real men
With real insecurities

>>13970467
Right on real men start their days at 5-6am have to be on the road before all the non driving retards go to Starbucks.

>>13970489

You can't "get" AIDS, you develop AIDS from contracting HIV.

Could take a few months, could take years. Every person is different.

Your frequent colds are probably due to your lack of exercise, sedentary lifestyle, poor diet, and chainsmoking. All of these things function to cripple your immune system.

>>13970497
Ehh I fucking hate my alarm clock. But it is nice clocking out at 2pm and being able to run errands and get home to relax before rush hour even starts.

Still not sure if I'm going to show up at 5am. I will probably roll up around 5:30 or 5:45am. Those meetings are useless. Same shit every time.

>>13970509
The lack of exercise isn't a problem. Smoking, shitty diet, and not enough sleep, possibly. Having the HIV wouldn't be cool tho. We'll see how it goes.

>>13970446
Mate I need a cdl to do my job. Self driving trucks can't replace what we drive.
But hey I am worth more to society than you are anyways. People won't get electricity without me.

>>13970519
>people won't get electricity without me
yes there are. There are fucking 4 billion people in the world, what makes you think for even a second that there isn't someone who can replace you at any given moment?
you could die of a stroke right now from how much of a fatass you are, and it literally would not matter. The world would keep turning, and I bet after a week, nobody would even remember you ever existed.

>>13970531
>4 billion people in the world

>>13970531
6edgy4me

>>13970533

I don't think we're counting 2 billion of them as people. To be fair, most Mexicans, Chinese, and Afrinigs are closer to animals than humans.

>>13970533
I'm sorry, you're even more insignificant than I thought.

>>13970531
There are only 700 people in my region certified to work on 500kv powerlines. I think I'm good mate. I mean being a lineman is good since all the boomers are quiting and most people my age are incompetent fucks. Feels good mang.

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>>13970534
I wonder if I was this cocky when I was 19 and had 18 credit hours in college... I hope not.

>>13970542
It's OK friend. I used to think I would get somewhere with college. Now I make more than my parents do and I get dank ass storm team pay. I mean who wouldn't take a job where you could make 9,000/week and help people get their electricity back online.

>>13970542
dawg you never went to college cmon now

>>13970598
You'd be suprised. PepsiFag had seen some shit...

>>13970309
You're a millennial.

>>13970619
samefagging btfo
> inb4 i...i meant to though!!

>>13970310
Pepsi's a nigra tho

Op here also at 4 way stops always let a truck go first I am not coming to a complete stop and will roll it you faggots in auto kek transmissions can wait patiently

>>13970270
7/10 needs more gauges and switches :3

>>13970258
According to OP this girl I'm seeing is more manly than me
>tfw he's right

>>13971951
Yeah you can go fuck yourself