women and cars thread? women and cars thread. >girlfriend

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tee hee

>>13969405
I had a gf once.

Then I woke up.

>>13969429
These feels go deep.

>>13969429
>tfw

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>>13969429
I was going to post something really depressing, but then I found this

>gatorade and soup

what the fuck is her problem? soup and crackers with a cup of hot chocolate is the only answer. move on.

sister put diesel into her gas tank
sister changed her oil but what she really did was drain the transmission and add oil to the coolant
sister added brake fluid to her windshield fluid
countless other retarded shit my sister has done

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>>13969429

>tfw GF is slowly starting to appreciate Twingos
It's a good feel.

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>working on 70s ford truck
>cousin walks over to look
>asks what the air cleaner on top of the carb is and why old cars have it
>tell her it was used to filter out dinosaur debri because gas back in the day was straight from the ground
>mfw she believed me 100%
>mfw she's driving age

>pick up girlfriend from party
>she's wasted with all her friends
>they trash my interior
>drop off her dumb slut friends
>she tells me she "accidentally" made out with someone
>stop the car
>kick her out
>leave one long skidmark because lol open diff

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>take family roadtrip to North Carolina and Tennessee
>everyone stuffed into my mother's SUV because she insisted on taking it
>she's driving
>get on Blue Ridge Parkway
>first overlook area, her face looks strange
>suddenly she starts whimpering
>then as we go around a curve overlooking a drop she starts screaming
>she's not even looking at the road
>ohfuck.jpg
>grab wheel
>steer us until we get to an overlook area
>pull over
>tell her "Get out, now".
>take over driving for the reat of the time we're in North Carolina
>she still spazzes out at every corner, but after yelling at her saying that "screaming isn't going to help you, in fact it'll get us all killed" she stopped screaming
>half of the vacation we left her in the hotel and cabin
Thank god I'm buying my own car this week, I can't stand driving with this big spaz.

>>13969601
>she tells me she "accidentally" made out with someone
lol

>>13969429
I had 3 GFs and I got bored of them within 2 months. Is there something wrong with me?

>>13969601
>letting your bitch go out and party
she's done a lot more then "accidentally" make out

>>13969625
probably. good riddance

>>13969429
Shit dude, just get laid already

>>13969619
No.

>>13969405

Dude, id say you got lucky.

Real lucky. CLR anywhere else would be way harder to clean up.

What was your reaction to her? You downplayed it didn't you?

Are you happy with this girl??

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>>13969405

>girlfriend

GET OUT NORMIE

RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>13969619
No. Girls worth dating more than 2 months are 1/100.

>>13969655
I hope he uses it for leverage to put it in her pooper.

>>13969607
Like horses she still may have value as pet food

>>13969667
>>>/reddit/

>>13969667
You don't have to be a normalfag to fuck a girl, you just have to pretend to be one temporarily.

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>>13969429

>>13969703
This. Hide your power level

>>13969405
she was just trying to be nice to you baka.

why do you have to be so tsun~

uguu~

>went for an extra welding class at the CC
>cutie in that class who makes eye contact with me in the booth over
>leaving class
>my f150 is behind hers as she backs out
>she drives up and over a curb
>roll down the window and give a WOO


She totally wants the D now.

>>13969601
Sorry to hear that anon, better luck next time

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>Tell mom/sister for years to warm up engine before driving car.
>Engine starts making more tapping noises than it did previously, and makes weird tapping noise under acceleration.
>Mechanic also tells mom to let engine warm up before driving, and that engine is wearing out.
>See sister starting cold engine, and then immediately backing out of garage.
>Tell them this is what kills the engine.
>They say, oh well I thought the mechanic meant just don't drive it before warming up.
>Applying load to engine, and moving vehicle.
>Not the same thing as driving.

>>13969619
Pretty much this:

>>13969676

But you also might be gay, let me know how that works out for you anon?

>>13969601
>>13969625
>she's done a lot more then "accidentally" make out
THIS

Like a boss though, kicking her out.
But for real, learn your lesson
>don't date chicks that smoke weed or do any drugs with people
>don't date chicks who party, unless you're there with them

>>13969601

>one long skid mark

I know this feel all too well.

>>13969429
Why do I know this feel? Why can't I be happy?

>Friend had car for a couple of years, we worked on it here and there.
>Friend sells his car to his new gf, for pretty low price.
>Girl jumps in car that's been sitting for hours in the cold.
>Starts engine, drives off and immediately reaches 3000-4000 RPM.
>Can hear the engine crying in pain.

>mfw

>>13969768

I remember when I used to live in the boonies, I lived on top of a high ass hill and when it was cold as fuck, I would start the car and just roll down the hill in neutral and coast for a few minutes.

Then came the steep ass hills that I had to climb with my semi-thawed engine.

I've also had my oil-pump explode because of the cold. Not fun.

>>13969570

>young people don't know things about old cars and trust their elders

Wow what a dumb bitch
nice one bro
hi five

>>13969792
Because you let your autism get in the way