The other day I go to sports authority for some new sneaks so

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The other day I go to sports authority for some new sneaks so I go in and cop sneaks. I walk out and I see this 2 licks walking towards an ugly ass beat Zenki. I walk over and start talking blah blah car stuff and apparently he picked this thing up for 1500$. I was like wow and then he said he was looking for a manual so I immediately lololololed and realized no wonder he payed shit for it its auto lol. He then told me how he slid it into a tree yada yada what not so I said lol that's my 5SPEED jeep basically shits all over his garbage but I was nice about it. We part out ways never to see each other again. Skip towards next day I end up hooking up with one of the hostess at sea watch 7.5/10 and probably 8.3/10 when the braces come off next month. Anyways I hook up with hostess after work agree to see each other next day. Havefun.png and drive all over with the jeep top off up and down beach and so on. She told me a little bit about her ex who used to drive a 240 like a reckless moron and slid into a tree. Stilldidntrealizewhoitwas.gif I ask her if he taught he how to drive stick and she said lol he had no clue how his 240 was automatic like a faggot. We both lol and I still had no clue who it was cause handonmyknee.jpeg Anyways he's a creepy overbearing ex like old me so he's texting her asking who's she's been with and she says a valet from seawatch and we've been hangin out in his jeep and what not lol he's like 10X hotter than you fuccboi driving that faggot automatic an he's like is the jeep black and his name justin and she like yea why blah blah turns out we met each other the day before so yea that's the end of the story