>having a digital dash >driving a diesel vehicle >having

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>having a cd player and not a tape player

literally an immediate sign you're driving a shitty car

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>>13888769
>not wanting a diesel pickup

op confirmed a kek

>>13888783
only thing you're going to pickup is dudes you diesel loving queermo

>>13888769
>flooring it in your parents minivan

>flooring it in YOUR minivan

>>13888782
>Not playing 8-tracks

It's like you don't even know what superior music, are cars, is.

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>driving a civic at 100% at all times and pretending your car is fast as you pass people who don't care

>>13888769
>needing a turbo to go fast
>having engines that go past 6000 rpm

Technology is bad guys my 7 liter pushrod V8 making 214 horsepower and getting 5 mpg is better because whats they told me in the movies and that europe is faggy and shit

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>>13888797
>4 banger shitbox driver here

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>having a car

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>>13888831
>americans who criticize cars that don't turn very well when 95% of american roads are straights

Amerikuks are never going to be actual good drivers like Europeans who actually use cars properly so why argue like them?

>>13888839

>not not having a car

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>HAVING ABS

May as well just rescind your driving license because you obviously can't drive.

>>13888795
>Implying my civic isnt actually fast

You're probably just mad cause i hit vtec right next to you when your window was down. Not everybody was built for speed. Have fun trying to catch up, fag

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>>13888847
wat

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>>13888858
>civic
>fast

>>13888843
>Amerikuks are never going to be actual good drivers like Europeans who actually use cars properly
Spoken like a true teenager from Ohio.

>>13888769
You must hate me. I have an ap1 s2000

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>>13888769
not running everything off vacuum lines
>>13888839
never transporting anything larger than a backpack

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>>13888869
>boring japshit 4 banger that barely makes anymore hp than a piece of shit pontiac fiero

b-but muh honda :(((((

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>>13888871
>comparing american to japanese when the weight of the american driver will have thrown the cars performance off

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>>13888909
>using v6's that need twice the valves and turbochargers to even compete with a pushrod v8

although in all seriousness wtf is with the figure for 50-70 how is it 10 seconds

in it's quarter mile it spends 10 seconds between 50-70 and the remaining 1 second is 1-50 and 70-125mph?

half second 0-60 is pretty amazing and I expect nothing less from America

>>13888839
sause?

>>13888859
source pls

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>>13888955
>thinking he's actually beating an american car that intentionally kuks its own valve count to try and appease jews and weebs by keeping a comparable MPG to the wimp mobiles as they are so un-american they don't bathe in petrol

it would be like cutting your own legs off just to compete with people in wheelchairs for racing

checkmate atheists

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>>13889020
>trying to out meme the mememaster by ironically being religious

>>13889020
he is real and evil incarnate

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>having more than 2 wheels

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>>13889040
>lowly buffoon who needs to be a namefag to try garner attention questions my power

>>13888942
>how is it 10 seconds
tall gear for them mpgz

>>13888769
>>having a digital dash
nope
>>driving a diesel vehicle
nope
>>having FI and not carbs
nope
>>having the ECU JEW or any kind of electronics controlling anything past timing
nope
>>buying from europe
nope
>>needing a turbo to go fast
nope
>>having engines that go past 6000 rpm
yep
Am I good enough?

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>>13889064
I already debunked your baseless criticism of a great car.

Have you ever thought that maybe Americans just need to let lesser countries win once in a while just to motivate them to smack gook ass back into the rice paddy next time?

>>13889064
>>13888831
mods

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>>13889085
just because the track looks like a penis doesn't mean it's against the rules

>>13889064
I'm going to bed Alphonse. I need to recharge my memes. We will meet again when the signal is given.

>>13888769
>>having a digital dash
no
>>driving a diesel vehicle
no
>>having FI and not carbs
yes
>>having the ECU JEW or any kind of electronics controlling anything past timing
yes
>>buying from europe
no
>>needing a turbo to go fast
no
>>having engines that go past 6000 rpm
yes

OP if you can't realize that good ECUs and fuel injection are beneficial then I am sorry for you. same goes for high RPM engines.

>>13889095
>posted from my highly strung shit jewish modern car

>>13889101
>highly strung

don't you mean optimized? :^)

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>>13889089
but they can though

>>13889101
>has an ecu
>revs higher than 6k
>has multipoint fuel injection

this is not highly strung m8. this has been pretty normal for more than a decade.