>tfw Florida >dislike drag racing >fwd car >motorsports

please, you think you have it bad

>tfw mexico
>rwd german sportscar
>mexico has 0 car culture
>there is only drag racing here
>closest thing to trackdays is all the way in mexico city, which i am nowhere near to
>shitty roads
>can't have really nice things because narcos steal them, or kidnap you thinking your 10 yearold car is new
>sun cooks literally everything, interior plastics eating shit despite being a garaged car

>>13876753
Fuck you

>>13876753
You could just replace Mexico with Florida here and nobody would doubt you for a second.

>>13876753
BUILD WALL


But no seriously, if you're way out in the middle of nowhere do the cops even give a shit down there? I'm sure you could bribe 'em $100 USD and they'd fuck off and leave you alone.

I hate it

why dont you feel the love i feel for you

>>13876835
Implying our Mexican friend has 100 USD for every time he gets stopped

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>dislike drag racing

c'mon anon, try it, just a little taste.

>>13879472
>taste
>this picture

>>13879472
my car is fwd anyway
drag racing is boring as fuck to me

>>13876753
>living in the north of mexico

KEK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmJQSOunPIc

>>13879485
it's a gasser, it's supposed to be tasteless

>>13879500
Pardon my projection, but I think I may have been in your situation. Is this car one that is being loaned to you by your family? If so, give up on having fun with it aside from sliding around parking lots on fast food trays. Just wait until you have a big boy job and buy a different car.

>>13879523

I'm 24 years old, I bought this car with my own damn money. Thanks for assuming that teenagers should not be allowed to have fun though dickhead

>>13879472
>slamming the gas pedal and holding the wheel straight
>exciting
Automatics and retarded amounts of torque only make even less exciting because all the pulling power on your body is entirely linear. Drag racing is about as exciting as taking off in a passenger jet, only you don't take off.

>>13879528
>sliding around parking lots on fast food trays
>not fun
okay buddy don't get your panties in a twist, what the fuck did you expect buying a fwd car? Google florida autocross or something, shit

>>13879529
And you're not in a jet, and you're not going on vacation.

>>13879540

FWD isn't a bad thing you dickhead

>>13879529
>I have never drag raced

not everyone can afford hotshot drag autos friendo

>>13879543
Maybe not on a race car, but I guarantee it is on whatever limp-wristed econobox you expect to be throwing around corners

>>13879561

oh shut up dude

>>13879564
No? Whatcha drive, takumi?
>inb4 custom spec Audi TT-RS

>>13879579

you seriously can't believe fwd is bad

>>13879583
Still waiting on what car you drive

FWD is great in a race application. FWD in most consumer vehicles is so people who can't really drive don't fuck up in snowy weather.

>>13879601

I drive
the ludicrous speed

>>13876724

omg you floridians think you have it soooooo bad

listen nerd, you can drive a sports car all year round. unlike ohio or any northern midwest state. Or ANY northern state.

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

>>13879709
no salt on roads in the pnw friend :)

>>13876724
Do you guys not have karts over there?

>>13879731
They do, and other amateur motorsport too. OP is just too lazy to look.

>>13879709
who gives a shit about sports cars if you can't do anything with it
you're a retard

>>13879756

you don't even know the MEANING of "can't do anything with it"

if you had any CLUE how many cars are sitting in garages rotting out slowly because you can only take them out 1/4-/1/2 the year you would SHIT.

>>13879725

don't you tempt me with a good time!

>>13879775

not my fault you're a pussy

>>13879601
go fuck yourself

>>13876724
Florida as well. Same.
>Don't care about drag
>no hills
>no cold days for my turbo
>always have to drive with windows up ac blasting instead of enjoying nice breeze
>tracks are all event only and 3+ hours away

The car scene is all stance kids and boomers

>>13876808
>sebring
>daytona
>homestead

Are you even trying? Florida has multiple internationally recognized racetracks.

>>13880354
lolno

>>13880278
y u so mad friendo

Upset that mommy won't let you put lowering springs on the corolla?

>>13880550
fuck you fuck you fuck you
stop
sto
fwd
is good
fwd
can compete

>>13880585
I really hope this is bait.