>walking to your shitbox >see these hip kids in the parking

drive home because im not a street racing faggot

How do five guys fit in one corvette?

>>13873939
they sit on each other's laps like good friends anon

>>13873915
>I've got the pink slip daddy
>She's ported and relieved and she's stroked and bored
>She'll do a hundred and forty with the top end floored
>keep walking faggot

Are you really going to take that?

>>13873964
Laugh and ask why they're trying to race a geo.

I think it's understood they got a fuel injected engine sitting under the hood.

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fuck why were the old days so based

>you will never be an american car owning teenager in the 60s
>you will never be a japanese car owning teenager in the 80s-90s
>you will always be some asshole in the worst state for motorsport and street racing ever created

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>>13873972
>buddy I'm gonna shut you down
>my car's never been beat
>your waifu a shit

Anon, you've got to take his challenge

meet them on the touge, obviously.

>>13873913
Keep on walking. Those faggots are not worth my time or gas. I've got better things to do.

>>13873913
Stick to the formula.

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>>13873913
Fuck off, Mike, we all know you've got a 409. Don't you have some family members to sue?

If it's a 327 i'd take my chances.

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>>13874116
say that to me on the strip not online and see what happens faggot

>>13873913
Kids? That nigga on the right got a 5 head

>>13873913
Drag race?
No. I'd lose every time. My car doesn't have the power.

Twisty twisty roads?
Sure. Power versus handling and skill. Their american landbarge won't turn properly, and my Focus is agile and grippy.
And I probably won't die, because traction control, ESP, and sharp brakes cover a lot of sins.

>>13873913
Offer drugs to Dennis, make airplane noises at Brian, call Al a manlet, and make fun of Mike for being a highschooler with the hairline of a 50 year old.

Sure i'll brb
>Go to Nissan dealership
>Ask to testdrive a Leaf
Hey I'm back
>Watch them cry as they get btfo by the eco'ist of ecoboxes

Stop living in the past when so much progress has been made.

>>13874342
What about Carl?

>>13873913

accept and smoke the shit outta him in my v6 camry

>>13874377
Who?

>>13873913
Yeah, I'm pretty sure my car could take on an ancient PoS corvette

>>13874377
He gets a pass. His soul is pure and he has the voice of an angel.

>>13873913
Fuck him in the ass with a Yamaha R1

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>>13873913
>race them in my BMW 535xi wagon
>"Oh yeah, sure thing, a fucking station wagon"
>win
>call my buddy whose mom has a G63
>"Th-the station wagon was pretty fast, but you can't beat me in that truck!"
>Win by a mile, rolling the G63 multiple times

Old muscle cars just aren't that fast.

>>13873913
>kids
>two have the hairline of a 40 year old

??

>>13874644
>Picture taken ~1964
>Al Jardine is 22
>Mike Love is 23

lol genetics fucked them over

>>13874607
???
Was that supposed to be funny or?

>>13873913
Laugh my ass off at them and Tell them I have better things to do then race them in an inline four ford ranger

>>13874607
they would be if they had radial tires wider than 215 mm's..
a modern 5 or 6 speed wouldn't hurt either

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>>13873913
>>13873964
>reading both posts with a classy Brooklyn accent

Thanks for the invitation, but I don't care about such savagery as "street racing". If you fellas wish to settle this dispute like actual gentlemen, then please do bring your ride to the race track.

>>13874827
For drag racing I'd probably stick with the 3spd auto.

>>13874900
Then tip your fedora, straighten the lapels of your duster, and get into your 94 corolla with reddit, wat racing, and triforce stickers