What are some fool proof ways to spot a faggot on the road? Pic

>>13862597

>wanting to keep dirt/slush/salt off your rockers and rear spats

ok OP

Is this bait, or is OP actually retarded?

Anyway, red ones are faggy, black is bretty gud.

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>>13862597

Stanced anything.
Vaping while driving.
EXTREMELY loud exhaust.

>>13862597
gtr
audi s5
lexus RC
tesla
maserati
luxury suv (but doesn't have more than 2 kids)
nissan jukes
bright colored compacts
white s550

>>13862597
>but brz is rearwheel drive.

What the fuck does that have to do with anything at all? The front wheels still rotate and will kick shit onto the side of the car

>>13862612
i cannot comprehend how people like you can be so fucking retarded
you dont even know what stance is

>>13862612
vaping isnt bad you retard

>>13862669
I thinks he's grouping it into the group of young adults who blow huge clouds into people's faces and use them in elevators and annoying shit like that. Just because they think it's funny.

>>13862669
>literally burning money
>not bad

Okay, it's not bad. Cars do that, too. But it's hella stupid, since you're not getting anything out of it.

>>13862597
>SHADOEZ
Would put pebble in tire stem caps.

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>>13862597
>WAT stickers

Always some fag driving

>>13862640
Feel free to list everything else you're triggered by, and when I see them I'll make sure to have an autistic episode in your absence

Stance or a fart cannon

>>13862657
>stancefag calling someone else retarded
lmao

>>13862843
>race car drivers

Looks like a normal hand position to me

>>13862698
>you're not getting anything out of it.
What is nicotine

Blacked out head/taillights.

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literally too, like 70% are owned by lesbians

>>13862669

>mouthfedora.jpg

vapefags are like douches with bluetooth headsets riding on segways, it's just cringey as fuck

Very anecdotally, I am nervous (and suspicious of driving ability) when I see the following cars on the road:
Toyota Corollas
Honda CRV's
Acura MDX's

Corolla S's can be cool sometimes though.

>>13862669
are we talking about the fruit vapor kind or the launch box kind?

When someone has straight pipes installed, that's usually the only straight thing in his life.

starbucks cup in coffee holder
VW jettas (why are they always trying to race everything)

>>13862597
>driven wheels matter when applying mudflaps
>only driven wheels can fling mud and rocks into your paint/undercarriage
whats it like being retarded

>>13862612
Im a faggot for quitting smoking?

I have to choose between cancer and faggotry. My life literally has become /b/

>What are some fool proof ways to spot a faggot on the road?
WAT racing and super eurobeat stickers.

/thread

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Any person driving a honda except for economic reasons, fitting a rice pipe muffler or tip to call it pimped, people who spend money on matte paint jobs, anyone who still believes horsepower is relevant on a street car, people who use 94 octane because they think it gives them more power

>>13863278
>/threading your own post
nah senpai it doesnt work like that.

>>13863270
Or, yknow, just stop smoking.

>>13863285
Whats it like being wrong?
The money you spend on a new car in 2015 can get you a honda making reliably 600-700 to the wheels twice over
>anyone who still believes horsepower is relevant on a street car
oh i see, this is bait

>>13863285
In small turbo engines it generally does, ecu alters the timing accordingly.

Its not a huge difference, but enough to make an underpowered engine a little revier. Works

>>13863298
Tried repeatedly for years, only think that ever worked was vaping.

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>>13862601
>>13862603
>>13863259
>justifying mudflap on FR, ayyyy lmao

>>13863014
oh fuck off
there's nothing wrong with vaping you dickhead
>>13863298
this is the dumbest post

>>13862597
negative camber

>>13863299
you will spend twice of the value of a 2015 car keeping that honda at the 600-700 mark.

do you even know what torque is or the formula for work?

>>13863318
But you are still smoking. It's better than cigarettes but you're still getting the nicotine.

>>13863285
w-what's happening in that gif?

>>13863308
I assume you refer to my comment on octane, but 94 just resists detonation due to high compression, so if you have a turbo vehicle, you will also have a higher compression ratio therefore the need for a fuel with a higher ignition temp, but changing the timing past optimal power will hinder economy, power and or damage the engine, right? can u explain .

>>13863453
I think its the alternator/generator belt and the person changing just does it with the engine running on an old air cooled vw bettle.

>>13863006
>like 70% are owned by lesbians
Looks like I know now who to target.

>>13863453
>13863453
Belt change on a running engine.

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>>13863319
>AWD cars can only have mudflaps

faggot logic.

>>13863443
but nicotine isnt dangerous, faggot. no worse than caffeine

>>13863583
>but nicotine isnt dangerous
shitton of cancerous shit would like to have a word with you

>>13863583
I know but you are still spending money on bullshit and continuing to be addicted to it because of nicotine.

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>mfw all of the assmad vapefags in this thread
kek
>b-b-b-but it helped me quit smoking!
Now quit vaping
>b-b-b-but muh nicotine
Now that's just sad

>>13863601
nicotine doesn't give you cancer faggot
all the burning plant shit does holy fuck you're dense
>>13863611
>waaah don't spend your money how you feel like it spend it like me
die

>>13863601
It's the cancerous shit that's dangerous. Nicotine isn't cancerous.

>>13863510
Keep flapping senpai, so I don't confuse u for a hetero

>>13863583
>but nicotine isnt dangerous, faggot. no worse than caffeine
It's significantly more toxic than caffeine. It's hard to study its health effects because most people who consume it are sucking on cancer sticks, but we'll learn more about it from vapefags.

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>>13863618

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>>13862597
>implying mudflaps suddenly become useless if your car is RWD

>>13862597
>Mud flaps for wrx ok, but brz is rearwheel drive
It's not even ok on a WRX. It's the same thing as stance tryhards do with tow points.

mfw you need nicotine to function

>>13863634
>what is nicotine replacement therapy
"vaping" has been around for decades kek. it has been proven to not be a carcinogen. are you trolling or just stupid?

>>13863658
>it has been proven to not be a carcinogen.
[citation]

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>>13863656
how the fuck

>>13863661
nicotine replacement therapy, patches and the fucking vape pen things, are FDA approved. Are you living in the early 1980s? Weve already been through this. See that shit in the locked case behind the pharmacy counter? Yeah, not carcinogenic

>>13863457
Well in my wifes chevy cruz for example, the timing isnt optimized for power. Its down tuned for fuel economy. Running 93 (no 94 in burgerland) makes it a little revier and just feels better accelerating. Its not exactly faster, just more eager.

>>13863671
I'm seeking a citation, not circular logic. Show me something significant which says nicotine is not a carcinogen. Therapeutic levels are one thing, but you cannot say that because something is used therapeutically that it is not carcinogenic and is not possibly dangerous.

You have no experience with science based medicine do you?

>>13863687
Nicotine is not a known carcinogen. Period. Look up the CAS number. Try to find a single citation that it is a carcinogen. You won't.

I can't "prove" a negative you moron. Circular logic much?

>>13863658
Not entirely true.
http://www.nbcnews.com/health/cancer/you-vape-high-levels-formaldehyde-hidden-e-cigs-n290826

>>13863618
I do what I want. Please try to stop me some time and watch what happens.

>>13863693
>I can't "prove" a negative you moron. Circular logic much?

You JUST told me it was proven to be a non-carcinogen though. >>13863658
>it has been proven to not be a carcinogen.

HAHAHA
YOU JUST CALLED YOURSELF STUPID

>>13863255
Even new ones owned by parents and shit dude like why

>>13863697
Not the point that if you combust it like a retard bad things happen. That is not nicotine anymore. That is not vaping. This doesn't occur in the FDA approved stuff and is beyond the scope of this argument.
>>13863693
http://www.cdc.gov/niosh/npg/npgd0446.html

Happy? not a carcinogen

>>13863711
You don't understand how things are classified as carcinogens you faggot.

Everything is safe until proven otherwise. CDC, NIOSH, FDA, etc all say it is not a carcinogen. Hence it is proven. I can not source a negative as proof. The burden is on you to prove it is dangerous, of which, you will not be able to.

>>13863714
Nicotine itself is not carcinogenic, other additives may be. It's good the FDA got involved to sort some of it out. Also many cigarette brands are FDA approved even with known carcinogens.

>>13862657
>I ruin my car's performance just so it looks like I'm hauling around a harem of morbidly obese girls 24/7, b-b-but you're the real retard!

>>13863730
I don't really care if it's dangerous or not. I have no stake in it. I just wanted you to call yourself out on being a moron and saying it was proven to not be a carcinogen, which you did.

>>13863329
Hes right.
It's a mouth fedora, and you definitely love the cock.

Now please tell us more about how cool it is and we are just haters that don't understand you.

Nicotine hasnt been proven to be carcinogenic or not. It very possibly is carcinogenic. Stop telling yourself what you want to hear.

>>13862597
trucks are also rwd for the most part
what point are you trying to make here

>>13863319
This person has to be baiting.

>USMC

>>13862669
>>13862679
>>13863014
Vaping isn't bad. I vape. But the assholes of this world have turned into the mouth fedora.

>blowing stupid fuckhuge clouds indoors
>not blowing fuckhuge clouds upward away from people
>being elitist pricks about how expensive their shit is

As someone who vapes I publicly apologize for all the vaping fags of this world.

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>>13864095
mfw douche in school takes out a 2 footer and proceed to blow out 3 massive clouds before inhaling anything

I like how this degenerated into a vape debate because I don't think im a faggot for quitting smoking.

The fact that anyone thats this butthurt over what I do in my car on the way to work every morning has the audacity to imply im the "faggot" is both hilarious and disappointing. Why is /o/ full of such posers? You probably think highway pulls count as street racing.

>having both hands on the wheel
>not having one hand resting on the shifter while cruising

Someone drives an automatic.

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>>13862843
>>13862857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og_zHqbWc2M

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>>13862843
>mfw drive like a farmer
One hand on the wheel, one on the shifter. Unless I'm going down the touge and pulling some sik skidz

>>13864684
Highway pulls count as street racing :)

>>13864698
>resting a hand on your shifter
>slowly destroying your transmission

>>13864880
My friend does this with his automatic Focus and left hand at 12. Not only does he look like a douche but it's unsafe for a number of reasons.

>>13862597
>What are some fool proof ways to spot a faggot on the road

Stickers. Political statements and rainbow flags.

>>13864826
I cant imagine you will have alot of control with 8-4 looks like an accident waiting to happen
>bu-but at least you will be safe when you crash!
drive at 9-3 and dont crash in the first place

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>>13864844
I'm the same way.

99% of people on the road are faggots. So it's as easy has pointing your finger in any random direction and seeing one. The odds are good.

>>13862640
>people who have more money than me

#Bernie2016

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>>13862669
Jesus Christ, who's going around slandering the good name I've made for myself?

>>13863760
not all people who use a vape are college dickheads

I was taught to cross my arms when i turned the steering wheel from my driving school
is this bad

>>13862597
wat / bomb squad stickers

>>13863006
Talking with lesbian friend. She is talking about a buying a new car. Says "I'm thinking about buying a SubarubLegacy." Hold back my laughter

>>13867545
Sticker threads uses to be based as fuck and everyone had fun showing off their sekrit club stickers. This neo-/o/ "sticker general" bombsquad shit is so fucking cancerous, I can't help but feel Reddit is somehow to blame.

>>13864095
>>13862669

I told a vaper to put his shit away the other day, he was doing it in the Commons area of my college. He gave me a dirty look, then got up and left. Typical beta faggot, just like all vapers.

>>13863629
actually it is

>>13868176
Outside of the cancer that is /r/subaru I don't think reddit cares for stickers too much.

>>13862843
>mfw I drive like no one
>mfw no face

>>13871280
got sauce?

>>13862597
Why would you do that when the dealer fit ones are so much less chav?

>>13862843
Not driving with hands on the yellow and dick resting on the red.

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American car scene is fucked if you don't think mudflaps look great

it's rally heritage m8s, gt86's are already being used in rally events in europe so why not?

Not as extreme as this escort, but the track is massive on this

>>13862597
>BRZ
that's sufficient, no mudflaps required

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Get the fucking mudflaps on it, American car scene copies JDM stuff on some cars, why not copy euro rally influence for others? i'll reply to this comment with a pic of how sweet an AE86 looks with spotlights and big mudflaps

>>13863278
>>13862719
mad keks cus im stylin on them

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>>13872160
I'm drooling over the thought of mustangs etc with extra spotlights set up like this, and mudflaps on minilite wheels

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All my cars have had mudflaps all round

looks great 2bh

>>13872160
>Get the fucking mudflaps on it
>why not copy euro rally influence for others?
For a start, you actually posted a competing rally car you complete try hard. It's the exact same thing as screwing red tow straps and pointless camber on a stancefaggotry car.

>>13872168
It's not the same though, it's a practical thing to stop kicking up dust and dirt, and as for spotlights they are so useful for driving dark unlit roads such as https://youtu.be/2ePy2zfTVwc?t=97

>>13872169
You don't need big red canvas mudflaps, you posing tryhard. Neither four 8" spotlights.

>>13872174
hurrr the only thing that matters is wuts under le hood :DD my car is in primer and missing an interior and on standard weelz because im saving for paarformancee parts h3h3

>posing tryhard
I don't like the way yanks talk

>>13872180
>implying I'm a yank
Sure m8.
>hurrr the only thing that matters is it lookz liek a raec car :DD dun care bout anything else, just looking cool
Right back at ya, tryhard.

>>13872187
>muh racecar argument

All rally cars are road legal, and some drive to the events, it's an essential part of our motorsport culture like drag racing was in America (probably not so much anymore) it's like calling someone a tryhard for putting wider wheels on their muscle cars

The mudflaps and spotlights are practical for our narrow gravel roads, whereas bending your licence plates, having your exhausts point up in the air, tape on your headlights, a strap hanging from towhook, zip-tying bumpers together, and mounting your square headlights at 45 degree angles is Not practical in any means not even on "race cars (you could argue headlight tape" but is "try hard" as you put it

>>13872197
>All rally cars are road legal, and some drive to the events, it's an essential part of our motorsport culture like drag racing was in America (probably not so much anymore) it's like calling someone a tryhard for putting wider wheels on their muscle cars
Not as though that has anything to do with anything, but all rally cars are log booked with a local governing body, or FIA approved, and have limit race/rally registration which in all but some parts of the world mean it may only be driven on public roads during a sanctioned event, or to/from a workshop.
road cars=/=rally cars. And ricing your car with rally inspired visual enhancements doesn't make it so.
>The mudflaps and spotlights are practical for our narrow gravel roads
Sure, within reason. That doesn't necessitate red canvas mud flaps and 4x8" spots mounted on your bonnet, tryhard.

>>13872214
that's like saying people don't drift nissan silvias on public roads, or dont do burnouts in V8's

just because it's not a competing rally car doesn't mean you can't do the same speed down the same roads

>>13872235
Wait, are you pretending to be underage?

>>13863700
>unsheathes katana

>>13872214
road cars=/=rally cars

Because WRC is the only rallying organization in the world and all rallycars are purpose-built tube-frame carbon-fiber super machine incomparable to any standard road car.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4jHIs4OCeg

Yep, that Volvo 240 crashing 20 seconds in is totally a high-performance racecar not meant to be on public roads. You can tell because it was going fast

On top of that, what do you fucking care what color someone's mudflaps are or how many lights are on the hood. You're the only tryhard in this thread, kouhai.

>>13872245
>>13872245
Not that this tangient has anything to do with anything again, but yes, That Volvo is stripped out, caged, seating for two with a terratrip.
If you think that some visual rice makes you a super fast amateur racer, then so be it, tryhard.
Hooning on a public road=/=racing/rallying.

>>13872249
Also, being in Finland, they'd all be log booked race cars.

>>13872252
>>13872249
Are you in the fun police? I bet you're the worst kind of back seat driver and never take your eye off the clocks in your car

>>13872255
>Are you in the fun police?
No, I'll presume I'm just a bit more grown up than you are.

>>13872259
and why do you say canvas mudflaps why would they be made of canvas? might as well have paper mudflaps while you're at it

>>13872264
They're usually a PVC coated canvas, incase you're wondering. Although I remember some of financially challenged, but creative teams used old conveyor belt rubber.

>>13872249
>That Volvo is stripped out, caged, seating for two with a terratrip.
Maybe some Finns can enlighten us, but I can't see how any of those modifications would prevent the vehicle from legally operating on public roads unless they have Germany-tier no-fun-allowed inspection. None of those cars seem to have plates like I've seen on other European rally cars, but I can only imagine a rally car is the single safest thing to drive in a Finnish winter.

In America, I can strip my car out (in fact I already did), throw some knobby tires and a skidplate on it, timer, cage, harnesses and it will still be a road-legal and register-able car I can drive every day. I mean, I'll get stopped by cops every 5 minutes, but they won't be able to do shit. NASA Rallysport drivers are legally able to drive their cars to and from events with no logbooking or preregistration.

All you really need to rally is a stopwatch. Without timing, it's just a hoon.

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>>13872275
Pic related is a road going car

>what do you need mudflaps for??

some people can't comprehend fun or personal choice

>>13872027
Bus rider detected

>>13872295
>khanacross
>rally
pick one.

>>13872295
>my car is a rally car because it has some rally cosmetic enhancements
If that's your idea of fun and personal choice, so be it. Go to town.

>>13868194
Nice humble brag.

>>13862597
Mudflaps on RWD cars were mandatory in my country, dealers had to install them after importing the car. The reason was to preserve cars from having rocks thrown at them by the car in front, back when people cared for their personal property

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>>13863285
>mfw my friend only puts 94 in his stock BRZ because it gives him "more power"

>>13862597
People realise mud flaps stop stone chips and tar build up on your paint right...?
It has literally nothing to do with rallying...

>>13872433
Running low octane fuel in those engines will cause engine knocking.
They may be a shitty sports car built to be a glorified skid rig but the engines are still designed as performance engines.

>>13872450
At the same time, the additives and detergents used in higher-octane fuel aren't burned completely by a stock n/a engine, so while the car might actually like that gas, you're coating your engine internals and plugging your cat with all the crap that a higher-compression engine would actually burn.

He could probably run 85 or 91 just fine, though it won't like the first time it gets that stuff and he'll whine about power loss from his butt dyno.

>>13863319
everything had mud flaps back in the 80s
you may not recall

>>13872459
yeah no. That's a 12.5:1 DI engine. It was designed for 100 octane Jap juice. It needs quite high octane.

>>13872482
Well damn. I'd be willing to bet it will still run fine on 91, but not lower. That's what engine computers (and direct injection) are there for.

100 octane in Japan is 94 in the US.
>>13872433's friend, if American, is actually following manufacturer recommendation to a tee.

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>>13864826

>having airbags
>crashing

>>13862843
I'm ½ mom since I always have one hand on the steering wheel.

>>13872433
If it's 94 in US octane rating that's good, those engines need 93 for optimal ignition timing.

>>13872433
The engine will retared the ignition if run on lower octane fuel giving less power, the engine is tuned for peak performance on 98 RON. Your friend is doing the right thing.

>>13872450
Aww is the green eyed monster showing his head.

>>13872433
A BRZ has a compression ratio of 12.5:1. You'd have to be retarded to not put premium in it.

>>13862843
>tfw still drive like a farmer when I drive auto
the other hand just relaxes.