I'm a fat ass white boy and I biked 40 miles today in about

>>961650
only 19. I got 2 flats and only had one tube with me so I had a pal pick me up. It sucked but it happens.

>>961651
Lol just suck it up and walk the bike home dude

Jesus christ

>>961652
fucking lol. i sucked your moms vag juice up you vapid faggot.

i had to get to work anyway

Ah yeah I'm 5'11" 240 lbs pounds of fatness and nobody on this entire board rode more miles than me today


Ahhhhh

Some punk did 19 miles and managed to get two flats lol then cried and called for help

Nobody here beats the fat white boys 40 miles

>>961651
>not carrying a patch kit

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The fat boys bike

>>961660
It's a waste of extra weight carrying that shit. I already carry 240 lbs and a big bottle of water, I don't need patch kits weighing me down

I had a flat a week or two ago, no big deal, just fucking walk fhe bike home

Had a flat about two yrs ago and walked my bike 20 miles

It ain't no thang

Less than 1 (just went out to test a few changes I made). Yesterday I did a little under 50. Day before that I did 35.
>>961661
That looks exactly like what a fatass would ride. Not surprising.

>>961661
poor redneck fatass single aryan supremacist male who masturbates to anime/10

>>961669
Lol you silly cuck

You should be more subtle next time

You mad I rode more miles today alone than you ride in a year or you mad Trump is the next president?

So which is it cuck boy

>>961671
>calls everyone a cuck
>masturbates to anime
pick two

>>961671
What is the longest ride you've ever done faggotfuck?

>>961673
I bet its something yuuuuuuuge

>>961675
Not yuge.

I remember when rednecks didn't have internet access. Those were good times.

>>961677
Lol because I'm fat and support Trump I must be a redneck

Nice logic there cuck boy

I'm from new York and I was wearing my Trump shirt on my 40 mile ride some old lady walking her dog saw my shirt she was like "fuck yeah me and my husband are voting Trump"

>>961650
>40 miles
>in 3 hours
>long breaks
Are Americans really this proud of being fat?

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>>961678
Look it still is drenched in fat boy sweat

Did u think a 240 lb man rides 40 miles and doesn't sweat?

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>>961679
What, u jelly I'm faster than you?

I sat my fat ass down on two benches and sucked my water bottle dry while I watched the bitcoin price skyrocket on my smartphone

Hmm 3.6 km not including warm up. Then I took a nap and ate an entire pizza.

>>961683
Sounds comfy

Are you fat too?

>>961682
>all those bitcoins and he can only afford a shitty trek

>>961684
No I'm a track sprinter lots of standing start work today. Essentially the fat ass of the cycling world.

>>961685
Treks are good bikes dude. I just bought brand new wheels and tires. I can keep up with any skinny fuck Democrat cock-guzzling homo on this board. Guaranteed

>>961687
>40 miles
>3 hours
>has to take breaks
I know you're delusional but come on.

>>961688
You ride 40 miles without stopping? Motorcycles or electric bikes don't count

>>961690
Is this bait?

>>961691
Lol implying you can ride 4 miles without passing out

>>961692
Bait

>>961650

Today, none. Yesterday, 63 miles in 3.5 hours.

>>961695
How many miles u ride today, guy-who-took-the-bait?

>>961696
A challenger appears!

>>961673

I think the longest ride I ever did in one go was like 250mi because I was on a long tour, and then I heard on the news that a hurricane was coming in, so I booked it to my cousin's place.

>>961701
250 miles in one go or one day?


What does one go even mean

Nobody can do 250 miles in one day

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>>961703
OK maybe if you have an amazing bike with easy riding and u were in amazing shape u could maybe pump out 200 miles in one day

Anymore than that you're dreaming

>>961703
http://road.cc/content/news/146552-christoph-strasser-sets-new-24-hour-cycling-record-556-miles-896km

>>961710
Guarantee you 70% of it was downhill

Do you have any idea the distance you can cover while going majority downhill?

Besides this fag had 24 hours to ride all those miles. I'm fat as hell and could probably pump out 200 miles on my shitty $500 trek in 24 hrs if I really tried (and I wouldn't have to be going downhill for 70% of those miles)

>>961714
Nikki gb2reddit

>>961717
The fuck?

>>961718
You need to go back. You aren't allowed here.

>>961710
Not to mention despite this fag having a bike worth more than your car and probably your home, and going downhill for 80% of those miles, he probably cheated in some way, shape or form

Don't believe everything the jew media writes

>>961721
Nikki, you need to go back.

>>961703

In one go. I took breaks, but I didn't sleep till I got there.

>>961723
Yeah it's do able if you have an amazing bike and are in great shape

Regardless I'm still the fat fuck champ of this board who rode the most miles today (40)

>>961721
>this is your brain on /pol/

>>961723

Definitely didn't (and still don't) have an amazing bike. It was on an older paratrooper frame that I upgraded to discs and a not-shit fork. I dunno about great shape either, I was like 23 and weighed about 220 at the time. (Granted I didn't , and still don't look like it.) Youth probably counted for a lot because getting stuck with an office job at 25 after starting in construction at 14 sure as shit hasn't helped me at this point.

>>961724

I did 100 today. Basically did the Ironman championship route (boring as fuck) from my house and back since the wind was down.

Just went around for 30km, its pretty rainy outside

>>961675
Is that your fucking ballsack at the bottom?

>>961714
fuck off nikki

>>961721
> 850km
> 80% downhill

You are really not a very smart person, are you?

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>>961661
Good choice. I like the Marlin 60 over the Ruger 10/22.

Buy another trigger for it though. That stupid plastic trigger guard that breaks is complete crap.

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>>961661

>miles

404
I did 63 km t'day in 2 hours 50 minutes, kinda comfy ride you know, few smaller hills

t. 99 kg fattie

>trump
>muh gunzz
>KEK KEK KEK
>bragging about pathetic "accomplishments"

this is some kind of performance art right

consider me trolled

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lol I went for a 60 mile ride today in just over 3 hours. Why do fatties have to suck at everything?

>>961661
>not sporting Schwalbe professional bike tires

>>961651
>not sporting Schwalbe professional bike tires

Nothing today, but I did 25 miles yesterday and plan on doing 40 for memorial day.

>>961680
>not a trump 2020 cycling jersey

>>961653
Simply ebin.

>>961784
Are you jealous of our gunnnnnnnns?

>>961680
Man I would kill for a Trump Jersey

>>961650
saturday I got 100 ith 4000' elevation in a little under 6.5 hours, sunday I did about 30 with nearly no elevation and that took 1.5 , today I did the gym and plan 50-60 with about 1000' and that is usually a little over 3 hours.

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>>962284
oh and have a pic from saturday

>>962269
I'd rather live in a country with no guns and no nogs than the other way around.

Computer says i did 100.1 yesterday - I woke up in the hospital with a fractured collerbone. Cant remember anything about how I got there or how the crash happened. Shit sucks but my bike still looks to be in fair condition at first glance, and I'm still alive, so it could be worse.

>>962288
>implying youre alive

>>962288
does your bike look like you maybe passed out and bumped your head or does it look like you got hit by car?

>>962290
my soul is condemned to troll 4chan for all eternity...

>>962295
no idea, but I heard vaguely that the paramedics said I was trying to get around somebody (this was a big organized ride) and lost traction

>Riding for exercise
>Trying to make your bike as light as possible

You guys should be making them heavier.

Also I ride 0 miles, don't exercise and am /fit/.

>>961650
I biked 43.5 miles total this fri-sun. Today i did 7.5 miles. But 40 miles in one day is really good.

>>961703
>>961709
>>961721
>I can't do something therefore no one can
250 miles is what ~400 km, to make the math simpler let's go with 400 km for this example. 25 km/h is a reasonable pace that can be easily kept for an entire day, even if you're carrying your own food and water. With support vehicle carrying all your stuff maintaining 30 km/h on a decent road bike shouldn't be too hard for anyone that's relatively fit. These numbers obviously assume flat roads.

With 25 km/h pace riding 400 km would take 16 hours. That doesn't obviously include breaks. A good rule of thumb when hiking is 55 minutes of walking, 5 minutes of rest so let's go with that. It's important to remember to eat and drink enough, your body can keep going as long as it has enough fuel. Let's take 4 proper food breaks of 30 minutes to eat proper food on top of all the snacks. So that makes 16 hours of riding, 2 hours for food, ~1.5 hours of smaller breaks. 400 km should be comfortably achievable in 20 hours.

Even if you bring down the speed to 20 km/h it's still doable in under 24 hours. Now it would be 20 hours riding, 2 hours eating, 2 hours on smaller breaks.

He didn't even originally mention it was within 24 hours so even if you're REALLY slow it's achievable as long as you remember to keep eating and drinking all the time.

>>962284
>>962285
just got back from my 50, It took about 2:40. I held a pace of about 18mph and only stopped at stop lights, my turn around and to do some pullups. I think I need a break so I will probably not ride for a few days and let my legs recover. I know there are riders here that this distance is nothing but its quite a bit for me.

>>962298
Gratz mate

>>961650
I did 8 hours of deliveries today

I hate cunts who ride like pussies. Today i saw a bike cop who actually rides through traffic. He was hardcore. Respect bikepig.

Respect.