~ /n/ girls ~

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What did he mean by this?

>>928418
>Starts /n/ girls thread
>Only posts 1 (one) pic
Shamefur Disprey anon

Some good cycling QT's on Insta to follow:

@amtetrick
@l_armitstead
@lex_albrecht

>hybrid bikes

You know someone is piping her out daily... And it ain't the camera man

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>>928422
I'll post more, anon, be patient.

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>>928453
M8s m8s m8s, them are some short shorts!
Looks like they'd have heaps of freedom of movement but you'd be at risk of having a "tip slip."

>mfw no white short shorts that'd cause onlooking SJWs to feel "raped" just by looking at my crotch as i pass?
Is that too much to ask?

>>928492
>>mfw no white short shorts that'd cause onlooking SJWs to feel "raped" just by looking at my crotch as i pass?
Where are these "SJWs" and why do they never complain about getting "triggered" by me? It seems to me this is a problem that reddit invented.

The only time I've ever heard of people having problems with cyclist attire is in a batshit crazy jew neighborhood where female cyclists get attacked by bearded amish because of something that their child molesting rabbit told them.

>>928650
>Where are these "SJWs" and why do they never complain about getting "triggered" by me? It seems to me this is a problem that reddit invented.
University campuses and computer chairs.

>>928651
Which campuses? The school I went to is frequently used by political columnists as a straw man for "place where ultraliberal moonbats graduated from", and I never had this problem there either. if you ran around with your dick flopping out for all to see people would just assume you were a sexually confused transpyrsyn trying to explore your identity.

I'm pretty sure the correct answer here is "computer chairs".

>>928655
That's because you don't do things that "trigger" them, and also because they didn't really exist til the last few years. Hang around the university a lot, do things that normal people wouldn't care about but tumblr feminists would get upset about, they'll approach you eventually. But yeah they mostly complain about men and white people on the internet.

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>low test qts

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>>928658
Get that ugly cunt out of my thread.

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>/n/ girls
>no /n/duro bunnies


Disgusting

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No batty? Really?

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>>928680

>Let's be batty for Batty

>>928662
that is quite clearly a human not a rabbit my m8

>>928662
Whoever put a SID on that bike is an idiot

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Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty Batty

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>go to airport
>see this
>"Oh, hello. Do you know how to get to Terminal C?"

What do

>>928964
>please sign muh dick
I'm canadian but I'll probably never have the chance of meeting her. I follow her on social media and she never comes to my province.

>>928964
ay gurl u want some terminal D

>>928964
you want to terminal c this dick?

>>928962
All those 1s now we can go to the titty bar

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>>928969
>>928970
10/10

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My angel.

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>mtb chicks
>Road bike dykes
>This thread

Artistic 3.14's are the top tier of womens cycling

pic fucking related

>>928793
Okay

>>928501

Aubrey Plaza?

>>929521
Dat driveline

>>929521

How come I've never seen some hipster riding one of these on the street? Would score some mad hipster points I'd reckon. With a huge chainring and a tiny freewheel of course.

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>>929521
Niky needs tighter pants

>>928418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-ewLIJUEO0

>>929604
probably because you can only go about 2 mph on it

>>929616
>With a huge chainring and a tiny freewheel of course.

>>929604
So... A tarck bike with the bars upturned? I've definitely seen those on the street.

>>929690

Youre incredibly stupid arent you?

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>>928656
>they didn't really exist til the last few years
They just have a new name, but the PC boogeyman has been around for a while now.

>>929690
Plus the funky stem, fork and saddle

>>928661
shes not trying hard
AT ALL

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>>929521
>no helmet
>mfw
>>929690
It's cruiser bars that are facing backwards in the pic because the slut spun them as she wheelie'd as a 'trick'

>>928793
Damn I was about to mention the SID, but it appears I was beaten to it!

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>>929614
>on mobile
>have to click link to see what video is
>CROSSDRESSING CROSSDRESSERS CROSSDRESS CROSSDRESSINGLY oh and bikes too i guess
>jewtube will forever after be filled with suggestions for crossdressing and crossdressing accessories

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>>931347
>mavic buss
That's what it will look like after first ride. Pic related.

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>>929604
>Why do I never see bikes specifically designed for indoor cycling outdoors?

>>929790
>Having a paraphilic helmet fetish

Idiots, be gone.

>>929604
If you put reasonable street gearing on it, it's no longer an artistic cycling bike. That's like saying you'd like a track bike if it had derailers, two chainrings, an 11-speed cassette, brakes etc etc.

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>>931356
An hero.

>>931422
>giro aeon
>sexy
I have bad new for you...

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>>931428
She has no idea what she's doing man cut her some slack.

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>>931428
>MET logo clearly visible
I have bad new for you…

>>931440
I blame distraction tits. And society.

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First you win witth Dirt Drops

Then you fuggen sell drugggzzz

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Why have I never seen a picture of Lael on one of these threads?

>>933135

Does this stem match the curve of the drop bars? Because that'd be awesome.

>>933148
too old

>>936538
gives a whole new level of baconriding

>>936538
That's unfortunate

>>928669
Backwheel in the air, fully focused, low center of gravity - i guess speed is really high - nice pic.

>>928962
Damn hot chick, maybe a bit much padding in the cameltoe region but still one of the hottest babes in my list.

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One of my favorite bike babes, Mayra Rocha of Mexico:

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Then the bike messengers:

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One more bike mssenger:

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im bike babe

>>936818
>>936819
Get this ugly shit out of my thread.

>>936819
what the fuck

>>928450
bitch seriously looks like she is out of tron

>>928418
ITT: The same pics every time

>>931433
> Those asymmetrical boobs

2/10

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>>936815

>mfw stalking her facebook and going through her highschool pictures
>mfw she has no idea some random douchebag a thousand miles away from her is looking at her private, personal pictures that were only intended to be shared between close friends and relativves
>mfw it's not just me, but an entire community of gringo neckbeards who have oggled her delicate yet exquisite female form

>>928448
post them all

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http://imgur.com/gallery/bzabI

>>938030
> TFW ywn live in 50's America

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>>938051
... good, 1950s America was dogshit, fuck off with that 'i wish i lived in the 50s' fedora nonsense

how do I find an /n/ gf, lads? all of the grills at the clubs I've ridden with are literally 50+

>>938053
> Christian nation
> fedora

>>938057
Ask them about their daughters

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I came.

>>936819
Kill it with fire.

>>938053
tfw no cute Korean girl to go looking at aurora borealis with.

>>928459
':3

>>929126

She's pretty fit

I'd give her some of my sausage if you know what I mean

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>>939257
>Braking in a corner
>Dropping a knee on a bicycle

>>939405
Lookatmeiwantattention.webm

>>939405
That uncut steering tube is triggering me.

>>939637
Not uncut you mong. There must be a spacer over the stem on a carbon steerer fork because bung. You'd know this if you'd ever built a decent bike.

>>939405
she looks fun

>>939639
That stack is not "a spacer"

>>939639
>carbon bike
>decent bike
triggered

>>928658
goddamn. that seat is getting devoured.

>>939639
You literally don't know shit. You're just spewing something your read on bicycle.com in 2007.

You need:
>zero extra carbon tube above the stem
>a 5mm spacer for the expanding bolt top cap to sit on

Only Freds who think they'll sell their bike 2 years later for 80% of its value leave 3 inches of tube above the stem.
As for the girl in the webm, she doesn't even know the stem and fork aren't one piece.

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>>940106
>bike in vid
>3 inches of tube
HAH!

>>939401

WTF are you on about? There's nothing wrong with braking in a corner if you know what you're doing. And dropping your knee just looks cool.

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>>940407
>Body position when turning affects nothing other than your appearance
Please stop talking, skrub

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>>940568
>too shit at cycling to brake while cornering without going otb
>too shit at cycling to drop a knee without falling over

>>939273
I don't understand

NSFW thread here

>>>/s/16593769

>>929521
https://youtu.be/VQBbHzypBro

>>940862
insane - thanks for that

>>940809
go to critique the bikes in there

>>941240
lol, yeah all the bikes totally suck but pointing it out seems to rustle some jimmies

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>>942553
Watch it with that sexist objectifying male pig nonsense or you might end up like colagno

>>942556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OquEkn7Ih98

>>942559
Did she just ride a CX course with problem glasses on?

>>942583
good thing she wasn't wearing dangerous clipless pedals like a man would
XX:1
XY:-9000
inb4 freds mansplaining that clipless is more secure

>>942600
inb4 nobody takes your sad excuse for bait

>>942583
Nice shoop

>>942583
>look ma, no helmet!

>>942555
*Nasaled laugh*

>>943739
Hnnng

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>>943767
>non-cyclists standing next to bikes they have never ridden

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>>936538
>typical bent rider

Anyway, anyone have that qt commuter in tight jeans waiting at a light, I need it for reasons.

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>>943944

this one ?

>>943962
No, afair it was a girl with long denim pants and sneakers on a hybrid or city bike, waiting with one foot on the pedal, pic taken from behind.

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>>928661
>look how nerdy I am you guise

>>938053
I just love tough women who defy the climate and do not back off from some physical work (living in freeze hell myself) - this is a 10(10) woman to me.

>>929816
Same here
full battle gear ; rs sid

The fuck

>>942556
gotta assume an italian wrote it... they just can't behave.

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>>928969

catch it while it's still live:
>>>/s/16628238

>>944159
Wow! She really needs to touch up her roots. Right now, it looks like a 14-yr old cosplayer's first time wearing a wig
3/10

>>943962
I know those mountains. Tis Salt Lake City

>>944159
>fixie

fgpd

post a real fucking cyclist next time

>>944385
I think you're right! Is that cross street 1300 E in Sandy?

>>944616
Maybe, but I was thinking closer to mid valley. Murry-ish looking east. That is Lone Peak on the right, and the Twin Peaks area to the left.

>>942558
>>942557
>>943739
these women have overdone it

>go on my fake female facebook account
>go on bicycle related facebook groups
>answer everyone's questions about mechanical issues, part compatibility, standard discrepencies (i.e. 27" is bigger than 27.5") etc
>everything thinks a girl knows more about bike maintenance and bike parts than them
I always give good answers though.

>>947422
Go away AF

>>928418
These threads always make me want to kill myself. 3 years ago I got myself into a relationship with what was a beautiful woman. She was amazing, but as shew grew to realize that we had a committed and secure relationship, she became sedentary and has gained an unacceptable amount of weight.
It is safe to say that her favorite activity has become sitting on the couch or in bed. I have brought up the issue with her , and has made some effort, we got a gym membership, but her motivation just isn't there, she continues to gain weight.
We don't have sex anymore.
I love her, but I am not at all attracted to her habits or appearance.
looking at all of these fine babes on /n/ fucks with my head so bad. They are all the embodiment of what I don't have anymore. Makes me want to scream. I am in my sexual prime, and I feel like shit looking at this.

>>947437
You went for looks, not the person. idiot!

>>947430
AF is a real girl though. I just pretend. I miss her ;_;
>tfw AF is not your gf

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>>947437
Having similar values is the most important thing in a relationship, and it sounds like physical activity and fitness is a very significant value in your life. While I can't say for sure since I don't know you or her, I am assuming that you aren't staying with her out of true love, but rather out of attachment. I've been in the same situation. Was with a girl who really wasn't the right match for me, and I thought I truly loved her and that's what kept us together, but it turned out it was just attachment and I realized that within probably a few weeks or less of our relationship ending.
Reflect on this honestly, anon. To do this, ask yourself this: If you met her for the first time right now, as you are now and as she is now, would you start a relationship with her? If the answer is no (which it seems to be) that means you're just attached, and she's not the right one for you.
I know it's hard to accept that conclusion, but once you fully accept it, it will be best for you. And probably best for her too, because if you're staying with her out of attachment rather than true love, you're probably not as good of a mate for her as someone who shares her values and would be a better match for her.
Relationships of attachment are detrimental to the wellbeing of both people. End it, enjoy being single and free until you find someone who shares your values.

>>947576

>acting superior because you are a bike mechanic

That's like someone on food.com forum acting like a big shot because they work at McDonald's.

>>939405

>do that thing
>go on, show them
>watch, it's really cool

She dies.

>>947576
>AF is a real girl though. I just pretend.

he was also pretending. it was obvious he was just baiting when he said it the first time.

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>>947582

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>>928969
god dafmnit I'm choking

>>943739
I'm scared.

>>939405
That's gonna leave prints on that white door frame.

>>943739
muh DICK

>>943739
>tfw your head will never be between those legs

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>>949879
This is an /n/ girls thread, not a hipster trannies thread.

>>>/s/16666744
Kate Courtney

>>947577
>gmc denali
0/10

>>947577
wew thats a nice bulge on this lass
>saved

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>>947577
Anything rational is secondary to the inexplicable primary spark that makes us desire people. Without chemistry a relationship is doomed to failure. Chemistry is no 1.

>>947437
>dont have sex
>sexual prime
>not attracted to
>gaining weight

its over m8 don't drag this bullshit on you're a sexual creature not a loving companion

>>949968
A
LITERAL
FUCKING
DOWNTUBE

>>949931

not knowing BMC is a pro brand

>>950783
>not knowing how to greentext

And BMC(Bob's Mountain Cycles)is NOT high end,It's merely swiss-end(lotsa gimmicky useles shit,buy hey.MUH SWISS ENGINEERING RITE?)

>>942553
Anyone have any idea what bike she's riding?

>>950963
I found a side shot (reverse google image search) and it is just a normal steel singlesoeed bike. No DT decal left, and it most likely isn't an off-the-shelf bike

>>951016
>sportfu
Claiming yourself to be the universal sportfu is going quite far. No matter how much of a qt you are.

>>928501
bitch looks like aubrey plaza

>>940862
fucking dope

all my respect

>>949879

This is almost every reason why I want to get the fuck out of this shithole city summed up in a single picture.

>>951366

Youre not from Phila originally I take it? 717 myself. Plenty of road for you here brother.

>>951715
I'd mud wrestle her and let her suffocate me with those thighs any day of the week

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>>951752
same

ive been fucking a girl who likes riding bikes
she has a nice ass!
upperbody climbing muscle too :(
havent really rode bikes with her though
.
I also got my lazy ass, old lady on a bike
at first she would pedal like 3 strokes then coast to a stop then pedal more with me
but when she started riding miles with other carless people, she realized that wasnt gonna work out if you plan on riding across the city
she says now she loves the bike
,
i had a quick fling with a girl who rode bmx!
i ride bmx!
never fucked.
.
and my girl before her was fucking awesome, i cant tell you how awesome she was on a bike
.
and girl before her. i gave her a hella cute bike. like she was unbelieveably cute on it the time she rode it once. i should post it on here.
then she held my bike hostage and that was the end of us
.
i did, though, stick my dick in another girl who rode bmx, hm
. i got hella pics of dif girls posing with my bike, a lot of them suck, lol

>>936819
that´s a man, baby!

>>928420
that beastie boys song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkvVHhummto

>>952253
Sounds like fun times.
post up, post up, brah

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muh

>>953673

here's the goods since this is a SFW board

http://www.motherjones.com/files/07Anamanaguchi.jpg

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>>953675
>goes topless
>has no tits

>>953675
Thats was so not worth it

>camt complain, saw tits

>>955502
Please don't post trannys in a girls thread

>>955502
Who else would totally do Bianchi-kun?

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>>955516
He's not even a tranny, just looks kinda feminine. He has a moustache now.
>>955992
I would ride with him.

>>928453
If I was her father, I would disown her for wearing such slutty attire.

>>929749
But millennials invented everything! I was born in the wrong decade!

>>942556
>DEM VEINY FEET
absolutely disgusting

>>938057
Right here bb

>>942556
Damn, she must be ripped under those clothes. Try actually inflating a high pressure tire in that position.

>>955502
>>956014
I don't mind if she es he or he is she I would push down my dick on that ass tbqhfams jeez I'm horny right now.

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>>938057
>tfw no /n/-browsing gf
Why even live?

>>933135
is that a girl or a dude?

>>956685
>what is filename

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqUnKcXKN5Y

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Picnic cutie

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>>952253
>ive been fucking a girl
>i had a quick fling with a girl
>my girl before her was fucking awesome
>and girl before her.
>stick my dick in another girl