Oh shit, you've just been named glorious leader of nation

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Nuclear Space Bus.
You can come visit any time your country is capable of it.

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private jet that carries its own helicopter and limo

>>901381
Obtuse appearance aside I don't see why real head's of state couldn't do that

>>901383
It borders on pointless. I'm not even sure all of the gear for a head of state visit can actually fit in a single plane when you also include comfy accommodation for the VIPs and their staff, and baseline accommodation for the auxiliaries.

Now, even if everything could fit into a single plane, it would be an overly complex engineering feat to convert it, and it would entail flying the VIPs in along with all of the other stuff, even though these visits might require days of preparation ahead of time.

It just makes more sense to use military/commercial planes to fly in the gear and auxiliaries, and then use a VIP transport or even a regular airline flight to get the VIPs in when everything is ready for them.

>>901395
I said could, not should.

If you absolutely had to do it you could easily get a heli and limo in the back of a C-5 with plenty of room for accomodation.

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Cost is not an issue you say?

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>>901397
Now that you mention it.
Everyone else can buy their own ticket.

>>901400
I see ten spare seats plus a bomb bay.
Anyone not on board when the fat lady sings needs to pay their own way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_6bZ2Kzaj8

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Id say 787.

Blimptrain

>>901389
O fuck yes

>>901466
agreed!!

>>901374
big fat airship, basically Hindenburg 2.0 except it also has rocket boosters and a runway and helipad on it.

we all get f22s

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>>901988
I want Castle Wulfenbach.

A nuclear 777

>>902657
I'M

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>>901374

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P-791 Hybrid Air Vehicle
http://airshipcenter.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=15

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>>901374
Would use piss instead of fertiliser though.

Comrade President For Life Sanders (PBUH) will abolish the violent "air force" after eliminating flyover land and cager culture using well placed thermonuclear air bursts over the detention camps of central dumbfuckistan.

He will then use a steelisreal touring bike for presidential transport within the coastal (real) America to visit and advise the idyllic urban vegan gardening centers and progressive integrated montessori schools for ideologically vetted citizens' 1 child offspring.

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My school had an ex-Fedex 727-100 (this exact one), so I've kinda developed a soft spot for the old tri-jet.

727s in all guises were cool. First airliner I rode on, first plastic model I built.

The motherfucking Concorde.

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I don't know about an aircraft that I'd use as a VIP/Executive transport, but if I were getting any plane to use privately I'd like either a Kawasaki P1, or for vintage style a Lockheed Jetstar.

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Though its fake, even the thought of dominating the skies with an aluminum overcast sounds awesome.

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>>901374
Honestly, just something sensible between a Boeing 737 and a 777 depending on the size of the staff. All you need for that is a proven reliable passenger airliner. Anything exotic is just going to cause trouble at foreign airports where you don't have your own ground crew.

If good judgement is not an issue, I'd probably find a reasonably complete Caravelle somewhere and get it back into airworthy condition.

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>>904229
>Likes tri-jets
>not choosing Tu-154 master race

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>>905631
Hah, only saw the thumbnail, that looks like a Dassault Falcon, although it's supposed to represent a Tu-154

>>903138
NUCLEAR

>>905632
it might actually be that odd-ball Yakovlev three-holer

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>>901374
this

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Flying Pancake to bring esteemed hope to my great nation.

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the new budget is smaller,
you get to travel with one aide,
and her little dog, toto

good lucking getting to hawaii

>>908087
This thing is amazing.