>cyclist girl I've been talking to says she's never

>not inviting her to ride with you
>not having hot, steamy shower sex with her after the ride

>>1080865
I already have cycled with her and I will again soon.

>>1080855
She isn't much of a cyclist if she hasn't done 100km. I would say any bicycle hobbyist will do 160km (100miles) within one year of that being their hobby. Sorry.

>>1080855

Who cares?

>>1080875

Why?

>B-because I want to use her vagina, anon

Why?

>>1081150
100 miles is 161km you stupid fuck

>>1081153

No, it's 160,9 you fagit

>>1081150
hahaha no fun elitist cunts. there are no benchmarks for your stupid hobby, only the imaginary ones you set for yourself to artificially valuate your pathetic existence

>>1080855
Yeah, 100km is only like 4 hours, easy on a bicycle, it's only just of pedling, sweating, hating everything, wishing you were dead and internally crying when you start up a hill.

Imagine being in a car, bus or airplane for 4 hours, how shitty travel like that is Imagine how. 4 hours struggling on a bicycle must be like heaven in comparison.

I've never even once been blinded by sweat riding on an airplane for 4 hours and never once thought dying was a better alternative than living when that plane traversed a hill.

>>1081150
Yeah no, fuck off. You don't get to set arbitrary standards.

>>1081170
No it's 160.93 you fuckin candy-ass niggerfaggot

>>1081324
>>1081368
At least I can ride 3x as far as you in a day faggots
>>1081338
4 hours? Nah 2 and a half hours kid
And LOL if you are hating everything and wishing to be dead on a 100km ride that shouldn't start until like 450km in

>>1081324
Ok, then I am a motorsports racers, model rocket engineer, elevator hobbyist, rock climber, triathlete, deep sea diver, and stuntman because there are no arbitrary standards or benchmarks.

I'll change my statement. If you can't ride 100km, then you are a FUCKING PUSSY!

>>1081433
>shitposting this badly
kys

>>1081441
>100km
>thinks he is a real cyclist

try 1000km over consecutive days and then we will talk

>>1081451
shut the fuck up faggot

>>1080855
You stupid fucking sperg lord. You're supposed to give her support and help her do the 100km, then get the puss when she finishes. (Image CAPTCHA is cars)

>>1081508
whiny little 100km bitch ass your legs probably look like broomsticks.

I've never done 100km as I own a heavy mtb, but I probably already did 40 or 50 and it's not that hard if you go on level terrain

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>>1081552
This is what my legs look like IRL, want to talk some more shit you keyboard warrior faggot?

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>>1081841
>it does look like broomsticks

>>1081841
bet

>>1081523
Yeah obviously, I said I'll do the 100k with her. I also made her agree to do a 200k with me. She's ready for a 100 but not for a 200 yet but I'll have her ready within a few months.

>>1081841
Is that fucking... bread?

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>>1081841
>Baguettes