I want a cell phone mount for Strava, I have a Motorola G4 Play.

>do you want to go for a ride later today anon?

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> tips fedora

>>1076920
I hate women who look happy, even when it's a fake smile like that

Women are only attractive when they're frowning

>>1076930
You are a troubled individual.

>>1076930
women are at their cutest when they smile. wtf are you talking about

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>>1076924
>ywn have a qt gf who genuinely enjoys riding a bicycle with you

>>1076944
how naive

>>1076930
This

Fucking a girl in tears is the best feeling in the world.


Tfw hooking up with a girl who starts crying because she got dumped but begs for more sex.

Okcupid ftw

>>1076920
Here's what you should do, OP:
You should leave your phone at home, where it won't get destroyed.
Also you won't look like a total dork, having some gigantic smartphone strapped to your handlebars, sticking out like sore thumb.

Get an Ant+ computer (like GARMIN) with GPS, download it when you get home, and upload that to Strava.
You don't need instantaneous upload to Strava while you're riding.

Of course Strava itself is pointless and stupid, but since I won't be able to talk you out of that, that's the best advice I can give you.

>>1076961
stop agreeing with me it doesn't seem right

>>1076920
toss your phone into your jersey pockets and ride your fucking bike.

>>1076920
I'd look for a motorola g4 play bike mount if I were you.

>>1076920
where are her titties?
why is she grabing her cock?

>>1077096
Small tits are patrician tier.

>>1077096
Big titties are neither aero nor weight weenie.

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>>1077109
but they're not small, they're nonexistent, they're sad.
i don't like being sad

>>1077113
>liking gross milkbags

>>1077087
wtf how did you know what phone I have?

>>1076951
She's doing it for male attention.
Women don't enjoy things.

>>1077241
If they don't enjoy male attention why do they seek it?

>>1077256
So they can catch a man in their web of lies and get him to support their existence.

>>1077259
Why do they want to exist if they don't enjoy existing?

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>>1076951
>tfw no qt baiku gf to be competitive with and have sweaty shower sex afterwards

>>1077266
>being such a slowfag you can have competition with your qt baiku gf
Wouldn't be against hot sweaty post ride shower sex with a qt baiku gf though.

>>1077265
It's just that they don't enjoy not existing so much more!