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>zip up my jersey
>Zipper explodes
>Get stuck in it around my neck and waist while gut is hanging out
What do I do when I feel too fat to ride my bikes
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Get a bigger jersey
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Get a mountain bike. Baggies every day.
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>>1072763
stop being fat
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>>1072828
This is the right answer
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>>1072763
Don't buy a jersey. No point until you're fit and fast.
Until then, bike to unfat yourself.
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>>1072828
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>>1072945
>comfortable
>doesn't flap around
>three back pockets
>breathable fabric
>"No point"
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>>1072955
You can get casual MTB clothes that do all that and don't make you look like a dickhead.
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>>1073075
And on the plus side for your fat ass, mtb only ride downhill.
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maybe lose a bit of weight hey mate
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>>1073075
>don't make you look like a dickhead
oh, do tell
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>>1073198
Why does this make someone look like a dickhead?
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>>1073201
How do you dress yourself normally? I'm genuinely curious.
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>>1073201
By being ugly and gaudy
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