I'm making a shitpost IRL, any suggestions? Have lots of

>>1064053
Good start. Get rid of the brakes, mount toe-hook pedals and an air horn.

>>1064053
flip them bars brah

you win /n/ forever if you weld a derailleur hanger on the back of that memecycle and hang a mid or high spec derailleur on it with no connection to the actual drivetrain.

>>1064057
No, with connection to the drivetrain, shifter cables and shifter attached, but no other cogs to shift to.

Full fenders.
Rack(s).
Aero bars.

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>>1064074
I was thinking the opposite, 1980s velodrome style put an 18 or 16 on the front.

>>1064085
are those tyres 15c or something

Brooks bar wrap

Dropper post and time trial disc wheels

>>1064121
deflated tubulars

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>>1064127
Brooks saddle.

Get a pizza rack.

>>1064067
This, SRAM XX1 Eagle derailleur and just one 11t cog.

get naked and ride that little faggot bike of yours to the school

>>1064053
colored chain. led lights on wheels.

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>>1064054
>>1064057
>>1064067
>>1064074
>>1064084
>>1064085
>>1064121
>>1064127
>>1064151
>>1064153
>>1064163
>>1064205
>>1064217
>>1064221
>>1064228
So I've put some used bar tape on wrong and I think I'm going to put this Adamo on it. I also have a rear derailleur to put on.

>>1064378
flip that stem

>>1064378
i wanna see a webm of you trying to ride it.

>>1064388
I need to find a taller seatpost and I'll be able to ride it without eating my knees, I'm 6'0.

>>1064385
It's a shite one piece.

>>1064388
But once it's done I'll get a webm

>>1064395
Can't you take off the handlebars, turn it 180 degrees to the back, put the bars back in?

>>1064398
Yep. Might have to try it out.

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>>1064378

>>1064396
>>1064395
Remember to wear a skinsuit and aero helmet

>>1064378
I have an irrational fear of getting my testicles caught in that seat.

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>>1064520
It will happen if you ride nude friend
>>1064499
Will attempt it if the suit shows up in time
>>1064484
It is.
Should I try and put this on there guys?

>>1064549
>Should I try and put this on there guys?

>BSA crankset on a bmx

that would be a fuckton of fuckery

Please put it on Craigslist afterward
>custom build
>no lowballers, bike shop said it was worth $1500

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Hang your bike

>>1064581
I'm hoping it's sized close enough to fuck it in.
>>1064582
Sure. I'm going to paint it with an expensive looking livery.Haven't decided what brand to use though.
>>1064583
Maybe as a fucked piece of art when it's finished. Your pic reminded me that I should take a paint marker to the tires.

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This was my cockpit setup on my winter bike a few season ago, for the lulz.

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>>1064612
I've got some MTB extensions I can throw on it.

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>>1064581
>>1064582
>>1064583
>>1064612
So the other wouldn't fit in this thing, I thing this old shitter will though.

>>1064378
get a bell, please

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>>1064640
I might get a bell or an airhorn
This thing barely clears the frame but it works

needs a basket and or trailer

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It's got a chain now. I need a taller, lean back seatpost though. By the off chance any of you fags are in the Phoenix/Mesa area and have one, I'd drop a bit of cash for it.

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Also thinking about this

>>1064660
do that

>>1064660
No clipless pedals?

>>1064660
How known is this term in the real world?
The rest of your "shitposting", everyone can see, but does that add anything?

Great thread so far! Really love your work!

>>1064698
I've yet to find some with the correct size.
>>1064716
>>1064687
I might just go with a regular company like Felt or Bianchi.

>>1064772
It's perfect for TREKTREKTREKTREKTREK

>>1064772
>>1064660
>>1064775
Needs S-Works

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>>1064775
>>1064780
I scavenged a layback post.

>>1064894
Can you ride it?

>>1064897
Yes, it is functional. I need different pedals though.

>>1064901
Well I mean I'm sure it's funtional, but can you actually ride it? With that saddle to bar drop? Can you brake?

>>1064901
You should get 2 different shoes, one different shoe for each foot

And each matches up to different clipless pedals.

Like one side Shimano the other side crank brothers or speedplay

>>1064905
Yea. It needs a little more tweaking though. I might switch to a threadless front so the bars sit over the front axle.
>>1064909
That's a good idea.

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>>1064894
And put the brake lever on the seat post like those fixie kids used to do before brakeless was cool

>>1064909
>>1064913
fuck off, sieg

How should I go about making an aerodisc for the rear?

>>1064911
Why would you need a threadless stem just to move the bars or further?

>>1064992
Put a long and ridiculous stem that I have on there

>>1064990
qt pure animu girls is the obvious answer.

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>>1064909
>>1064913
>>1064992
>>1064996
More things are happening

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>>1065001
WEBM of RIDING

NOW

N O W
O
W

I think you can save some grams if you switch that break for cantis.

>>1064660
http://www.ebay.de/itm/S-WORKS-Sticker-Set-1-Fahrrad-Rahmen-Aufkleber-Bike-Frame-Sticker-12-Stk/122429916859?_trksid=p2141725.c100338.m3726&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20150313114020%26meid%3Ddd73baa1d9b94fe98d9bdcbf74d5d3d3%26pid%3D100338%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D30%26sd%3D151907788514

>>1065056
I'm gonna put these on my BMX

>>1065001
Chainguide.
Front suspension.

>>1065001
OK, I lost

maybe use some contact-paper aka shelf-paper to make a phony aerodisc and then slap like a Mavic sticker on there?

>>1065004
Soon, anon.
>>1065029
Possibly happening
>>1065056
I can get some made in town when I go.
>>1065057
Good.
>>1065072
I've thought about front suspension.
>>1065099
I found a few ways to make one, though I'm leaning toward using aluminum pizza pans.

Should the bike stay blue and get white logos?

>>1065161
Great work! blue and white look good, i would add a dash: F-RED, looks more legit

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>>1065057
They made S Works BMX bikes in the early 00s

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>>1065173
>>1065180
More things are happening.

>>1065202
i am beginning to unironically like this

>>1065202
You needed help making a wheel cover/disc wheel?

Measure the diameter of your wheel.

Divide it by 2.

Take a piece of string, tie it to a nut and bolt.

Cut the string to the diameter of your rim divided by 2, now called the radius.

Do it on a staples poster board.

Bolt the string/not to the poster board and draw a line, do the same with a utility knife using your line as a guide

Make 2 circles.

Now take your wheel. Hold it in front of you as if you were behind the bike

Your spokes each are laced to one side of the wheel and they alternate.

Zip tie your poster board to each spoke on the corresponding side.

To clearance the valve stem. Use a socket as a guide.

Walmart sells flat black spray paint for $0.99 a can. You have to be over 18 to buy it though.

>>1065202
stick a bottle cage and bottle wherever they manage to fit but are least accesible

>>1065211
Maybe behind the seat?

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>>1065211
if possible, under the downtube

>>1065211
>>1065212

right under the down tube

>>1065211
please p clamp a bottle cage to the rear seat stay

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>>1065206
Thank you
>>1065209
Thanks m8
>>1065211
>>1065212
>>1065213
>>1065214
>>1065220
I took her out on a ride and pumped up the tires a bit...

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>>1065206
>>1065209
>>1065211
>>1065212
>>1065213
>>1065214
>>1065220
And was met with this on the ground near the compressor! I think the cycling gods have blessed my project, /n/.

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>>1065242
>>1065244
WEBM

>>1065242
I liked the thread yesterday but now checking again its S-Works and this time I actually lol'd
>inb4 some dumb nigger thinks it's an actual S-Works and steals it
I would honestly ride that though.

How about adding some lights?
Safety first, you know…

>>1065263
There are lights on it in the pic, Anon.

>>1065254
Thanks. It's a weird ride, it feels more responsive than I thought it would.

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>>1065267
I went from never riding a bicycle in 5 years (only motorcycles) straight back onto a BMX.

>mfw nothing stops the bars from going completely sideways
>it's so twitchy I can't even ride no handed

took me a few days to get used to how sensitive they are again.

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>>1064913
Kill yourself.

>>1065242
>that red splotch of spray paint on the rear wheel

10/10 dude, i really admire your attention to detail here.

>>1065358
It's the rear light you raging homosexual.

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>>1065213
>under the downtube
... "downtube" .. heh .. heeh heh heeehh "downtube" heheheeeh

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>>1065244

>>1065242
Needs one of those massive touring saddlebags

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>>1065242
Get one of these so you can get your beloved TruVativ crankset on there. Also put a rack or three on there.

>>1064627
Get a euro BB adapter from PorkchopBMX.

>>1065370
I was sweating also
>>1065372
Possibly have one found
>>1065417
I'm trying to make a rack work out. I also couldn't fit the TruVativ because the teeth were grinding the frame. Already have one of those though.

>>1065242
Here's a bad idea: get a pair of vintage Campy frame pump mounts and mount them on the aft side of the seat tube and mount a mini pump with them

>>1065421
Do you happen to have a 2-piece crankset like an Ultegra lying around? That would look like a pretty nice meme

>>1065430
I'll have to dig around

>>1064053
When you're done, take it to your LBS and say you got it on craigslist and that it doesn't feel right to ride

>>1065242
get the smallest possible front tire you cant fit
slam the stem

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>>1065456
>slam the stem
I like the way you think.
>>1065242
WEBM NOW

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>>1065440
Will do
>>1065456
I have an 18 inch, but will most likely be fitting thinner tires in the next few days.
Unfortunately slamming the stem immediately makes riding unbearable. I'm hoping to scavenge a fork to mount to a long/obnoxious stem so it can be.
>>1065484
The webm will come, Anon.
Patience pays.
In the meantime, I will post pics of some other things I've built for fun.

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>>1065440
I literally lol'd

OP PLEASE do this and secretly get it on video (after getting their reaction tell them the truth, just get their reaction on video first) and show us the video

>>1065485
Why the literal fuck do you even have all these random bike parts laying around? Like, I have a few, but you have way too many.

>>1065486
It's possible.
>>1065487
I rebuild and sell bikes for some extra cash on the side. I have a full shed of parts and tools.

>>1065492
Will you sell me the bike this thread is about?

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>>1065486
>>1065487
And another picture

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>>1065493
I am not sure what I'm doing with it when I'm bored of it. I'll possibly sell it.
Here is another I built. It was stolen.

>>1065494
Why do I have the feeling that this is missing something…

>>1065211
Maybe use one of those triangular aero water bottles, but with distinctly non-aero placement.

In hindsight, I'm not sure if TREKTREKTREKTREKTREK would have been funnier.

>>1065485
>>1065494
>>1065495
You glorious fucking faggot, OP

>>1065421
can you score a longer crank spindle?

>>1065493
>>1065495

ill bid you for it

>>1065578
Thanks Anon
>>1065603
I tried the largest I had and it was still too close.
>>1065644
Are you people really that interested in this heap?

>>1065242
You know what's really missing on this great bike IMO? A front basket! Ideally it would be attached to the tip of those aero bars...

>>1065686
it looks fun, yeah. depends on what youre askin

>>1065926
I was thinking bottle cage
>>1065953
I don't really know how to value this thing. Obviously I value my time, and I've put some hours in it. I've also spent a little on a couple of parts.
The problem is that it's a one off shitpost that would be impractical for most.

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Get one of these lights.

Also!
My next plan once this is completed is to put full road bike gear on a beach cruiser frame.

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>>1066022
This is a mock up I did.

>>1065953
Judging by the parts plus time

He wants at least $250-300

>>1066027
I hope your arms are loooooooooong

>>1066040
I'm a tall person with dangly limbs

>>1066040
doesnt matter if he flips the stem backwards and installs the bars that way, just remember to lean into your turns

>>1066146
OP YOU HAVE TO DO THIS
PLEASE FUCKING DO THIS
YOU WILL BE THE KING OF TROLL BIKES
Also, are you going to use a road fork or cruiser fork?

great thread, do continue

>>1066146
>>1066165
I can try it out, I'll use bullhorns if I do it that way.

>>1066189
I plan to.

Or should I get this crust monster and see if it's structurally sound enough to build something with?
I think it would be nice to build up an old nasty frame like this with nice parts.

>>1066222
https://phoenix.craigslist.org/wvl/bik/6087026837.html

4chan ate my link, apologies.

U P D A T E
P
D
A
T
E

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W
U P D A T E
B
M

Every day when I get home I check this thread for updates/webms.

I christen this bike the "uneasy rider"

>>1066223
>>1066222
"Rusty Yard Art" no thank you

>>1066265
>>1066268
>>1066277
>>1066280
A webm is currently the next plan.

>>1066027
Nice filename

>>1066221
If the seat is set back enough, id consider maybe sticking some big cruiser type bars on there so it would look like you're driving a stagecoach when youre riding it

>>1064053
You should get some clipless pedals for that.

>>1067085
They're hard to find in that size
Been looking though

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>>1066280
this thread just keeps on giving

Fucked up bike guy here, been out for a few days and may be out for more. Will update soon again, Anons.

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>>1064053

If you can fit a tri seatpost like this on it you might get a better fit

"fast forward" seatpost
Profile Aero Pro SP

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>>1064067
>No, with connection to the drivetrain, shifter cables and shifter attached, but no other cogs to shift to.
>>1064378

you can make this bike geared. But it would cost too much

Shimano DX (?) hubs can take 3 or 4 cassette cogs

Here's a cool dude who made a geared BMX

http://faqload.com/faqs/bicycle-components/drivetrain/adding-gears-to-a-single-speed-bmx

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>>1064894

You're doing it wrong. You want a longer stem, straight or negative seatpost. imho imho imho

your knees will hit your chest with that setup

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>>1066509

>>1067777
Checked

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Get a longer chain and put a ghost ring for the lulz.

>>1065358
It's even lovingly pointed too far down to be any use. Marvelous

>>1067895
not him but why the FUCK are these so expensive nowadays

>>1067990

>ghost ring

that is fucking genius. that could of been an excellent tensioner for my single speed instead of grinding the fuck out of the wheel mounts

>>1067990
>>1068094
>tfw been riding bikes for upwards of 5 years and working on them for around 2 and still learn new things everyday

that's kickass. If i ever do an SS build im definitely throwing one of those on there

>>1067990

is this a legitimate move ?
I feel like I have heard of that back in the fixie and ss days.

>>1068200
I suppose it is. I first saw it long ago here at /n/, some vintage pics had those rings, and then I saw a recumbent with it too. It's not really a meme because it works. Probably a correct chain size is better, but that ring adds something special to the bike because it's something you don't see every day.

>>1068218
Does it stay?
It seems like it would fall out and fuck up the whole drivetrain situation

>>1068258
I don't know if some extremely bumpy road can make the ring jump too much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp-hTW-N0Hc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcJOrQCTW4g

WEBM
E
B
M

DELIVAR OR AN HERO

>>1064775
>>1065513
Shit, does anyone HAVE the picture of the TREKTREKTREKTREKTREK bike handy? I just realized i dont have it saved and want to show someone

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>>1069336
no but I have this

>>1064378
I CAN'T FUCKING DEAL WITH THIS

>>1066221
Bullhorns or flip some drops upside down hobo-style

>>1066027
Use a setback seatpost turned the wrong way 'round.

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Progress is slow going, Anons, between work and life. I'm glad I had the free time to really set this thing up or I would have just never done it. I'm figuring out the situation with my bottom bracket this weekend hopefully.
The Webm is coming.

>>1070013
One of my friends has some shitty old bmx. Should I make my own shitpost? I'm thinking getting as much storage on it as possible would be nice.

>>1070073
Yes. It's super fun and can be a commuter if you do it well enough.

>>1070192
I'm sure that chain doesn't have a normal lifespan

POST THE FUCKING WEBM

>>1064378
get a proper seatpost, too.

or, make one.

>>1070517
This. Come on, shitlord.

Aerobar and drop bar extensions when?

>>1064894
Just don't pop a wheelie -- you'll never come down.

>>1071192
POST
A
FUCKING
WEBM

>>1071674
hey don't yell at me, i'm not op!

>>1071973
S-sorry anon-kun pls forgive me <3

OP POST THE FUCKING WEBM

>>1070013
So, about that webm...

>>1072329
I'm waiting to not be dealing with vertigo to go for it. I considered just having a friend hop on to record, but I don't think that's nearly as genuine.

>>1072355
JUST FUCKING POST IT YOU MASSIVE FUCKING FAGGOT

>>1072367
One more time and no one gets anything, Anon.

>>1072676
Get fucked nigger, do you think you're some king of /n/, that you hold any sort of power over this board? You're not the blimp train guy, your thread was mildly amusing and that's it, you either continue to be mildly amusing or die forgotten and nobody will cry after you.

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OP, please ignore >>1072725. He can´t help himself.

Take your time. We all know that fun projects take their time. Post whenever you want. Or just don´t, its a 10/10 thread anyway.

>>1072676
Then I guess no one gets anything cause you're a massive fucking faggot and it probably isn't even your bike, you just found these pictures on some other website and decided to post them on /n/ pretending it's yours. Post a fucking webm or fuck yourself, nigger fuck.

>>1073073
A simple search of the images shows that they can't be found anywhere else.
I can tell you're a little too slow to figure that one out though, bud.

>>1073073
And here I thought /n/ was largely free of autism

>>1073118
>implying all images on the internet can be discovered by Google reverse image search and Tin Eye
Turbotard.

>>1073320
Nah, trains and bikes attract autism like moths to a flame.

>>1073320
Haha, you must be new here. There are people who literally stare at trains (or planes) and argue about them.
It can't possibly get any worse.

>>1073432
New to here sure. This place isn't much different than any other board: lots of anons talking about X, but not actually participating in X.

Its one thing to sperg out on trains or plains, but sperging out on other anons? No thanks

OP plz don't let the autismos bring you down. This is the best thread I've seen since visiting here.

Post webm

Bump for webm

>>1072355
>vertigo

W-what happened, Anon-kun?

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POST
A
FUCKING
WEBM
OR
HANG
YOURSELF

>>1074708
reviving this shit, ffs save yourself in cycling history of /n/, OP

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>tfw 6+ weeks

PLEASE OP

I knew it, OP can't even ride this thing

please webm

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>>1073449
>>1074182
>>1074195
>>1074226
>>1074708
>>1076251
>>1076256
>>1076375
>>1076436

I'm still alive. I've been put on promethazine hydrochloride so hopefully I can finish this thread up if it work out.

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>>1077360
good luck OP, you're a bit less of a faggot now
get well soon
TREKTREKTREKTREKTREKTREK

>>1077360
Ride this shit up SOMO OP

>>1077360
Heal up OP, then delivar

>>1077360
yo OP
i just thought of something else for the shitpost
CHROME WINGNUTS

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Rocking my irl shitpost.

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>>1077606

>>1077360
>promethazine
WE LEAN NOW

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>>1077370
>>1077376
>>1077442
>>1077563

>>1077606
Good job, keep making things like this!

>>1077610
>>1077684

I've got a new Schwinn Avenue Hybrid sitting as well, I'm going to half ass a trial bike out of it. Pic related.

>>1077693
How wide can you go with tires for it?

>>1077717
I'm thinking with different wheels/fork/brakes, about a 3 incher would fit.

>>1065494
...I kinda fucking want it.

get a huge fucking banana seat and big fairing like those bosozoku cycles

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Add a flag to it!!!

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>>1078851
Nah /n/igga, needs pic related

>>1065494
>>1065495
The spray paint on the tires is that extra little step that takes it from Scraper bike eyesore to infamy.

>>1066027
Unless you have a super long torso, you might need to go down a frame size. If your trial doesn't work, consider something like a Shwinn Stingray sort of frame.

>>1078873
Do they still make those? I remember they used to be the coolest thing back in elementary school years ago, but that was about a decade ago.

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>>1077360
Get well soon OP

How does >>1065485 ride?

I have a shit tier bmx and a broken shit tier mtb and this looks like the perfect use for them

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>>1078880
Piles of used ones are around, and I know new BSO knock offs are still made. You're probably digging through peoples trash for some of these parts anways.

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>>1078900

put 2 different pedals on it

>>1078882
When I had the bike, it rode pretty comfortably, very reactive due to the wheel size and fucked geometry.

Also thank you, I'm starting to feel better with these meds and having much less vertigo.

>>1078908
I like the cut off your jib, m8

Bump to keep it alive

>>1065485
where do you find seatposts this long? I would love to make something like this but i'm 6'2" and it's a pain in the ass to extend the seat comfortably

damn
this thread is now 60 days and 5 hours old

>>1064894
A spokey dokey for every spoke.
And some pink streamers.

>>1080670
just measure the seatpost dia meter and get a length of steel tubing that fits. Use with a seat clamp off a BSO

bump, cant let our hope die

put some truck nuts on that bad boy

>>1082591
I agree with this post
Come back with an update soon, OP

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>>1081232
>>1081247
>>1082570
>>1082591
>>1082747
>>1084742
The bike is having a few more repairs made, the quill stem that was in it fractured and I've been trying to find a decent replacement.

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>>1084778
Also, the 120 degree weather is killing me, my plants, and has been rather hard on nature. I've found some friends hanging out in my work area to hide from the heat.

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>haven't been on /n/ in over a month
>come back
>no webm

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>>1084785
>posts with reaction image of cropped gay furry porn
>on one of the slowest boards on 4chan
>doesn't understand other people have real life commitments and responsibilities other than giving his 300 lb ass a laugh in his mom's basement

Why am I not surprised??

Well folks.Things are taking a turn for the worst out here in sunny Arizona. If someone on /n/ lives around the Phoenix/Mesa area, I'm hoping to pass the torch with this abortion. I need to be with my friends and family now. I want people to continue to enjoy this as some have, but I'm no longer in the position to do this.

>>1085804
You're facing economic difficulties? Why not sell off a bunch of your bike parts?

>>1085804
>>1085811

Nogales if you had been paying attention to the thread you would have noticed that OP has some kind of health issue.

Whatever happens, god speed you glorious bastard.

Hello,

I am Daniel's father. Daniel passed away last week. I am sorry if any of you are friends with him. I am going through his computer for memories of my son. The family is deeply upset and I am escaping here into his world.

If any of your are his friends and would like to get in touch with us, we can be reached at [email protected]. We would like his friends to have some of his bicycles. I am too old to ride them and we want him to be remember.

Daniel didn't have a lot of friends but it would mean a lot to us knowing someone could take one of his bikes and remember him like we do. I am keeping my favorite one.

We love you Daniel, we'll miss you always.

Love,
Dad

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>>1086004
damn daniel

>>1086004
shit, sorry for your loss man

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>>1086004
GIVE THE BIKES I WILL SMASH THEM ALL

>>1086004
I'm sorry to hear that. Thread was one of the more fun ones in recent memory.

I'm in California and would be glad to keep/store and maintain the blue s-works meme bike as well.as keep the project alive by posting pictures for the board occasionally

>>1086040
>>1086004
NO
do not give them to the faggot

>>1086004
if it makes you feel any better he made some pretty cool frankenbikes
all of us autistic fucks had a good time itt

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>>1086004
>>1086013
>>1086035
>>1086038
>>1086039
>>1086040
>>1086041
>>1086042
My name is not Daniel and this guy with the email is fishing, avoid him. Looking for someone to take it over. And yea my health is causing this.

>>1086109
offer stands id continue on the s-works bike for you

>>1086004
You're a real piece of shit, you know that?

>>1086162
Don't sweat it.
He thinks he's slick.
His system set up and protection are not.

>>1086109
elmo poster here, I thought it was pretty obvious which is why I troll-posted, but a bunch of people took the bait, including sieg, the faggot, but no surprises there.

>>1086253
nice. go get 'em, big dog

>>1086162
>>1086109

I'm sorry. I thought it would be funny, but it came out mean. Glad you're alive OP. I didn't think you were dead or even very ill, but I guess your condition is bad. Hope you get better.

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But anyhow, the first person who can come and gather up the bike, it's all theirs. I'd appreciate if I could get some money out of it, but if not I get that. It's some silly joke on an image board, after all. I just want to get what I can, and get home to Iowa. You can reach me at [email protected].

>>1086292
It's okay, just a misstep. I hold no ill will towards you. No time for that sort of thing.

>>1086456
HOW ABOUT A FUCKING WEBM

>>1086462
Ask the next owner. I'm not in the condition to do it now, it's 120 degrees here, and I'm not going to go die for you to get a chuckle in your cum stained chair in your folk's basement. It's not coming from me. If no one takes the bike, it's getting thrown in a dumpster with everything else that's not coming with me. My health and the time I can spend with friends and family are more important now. Three days before it's thrown away.

>>1086500
best wishes amigo. 120° is awful. It is so tough when priorities change and we are forced to look impermanence in the eye. Take care.

>>1086500
Worst IRL shitpost ever

>all these children mad because they dont get their maymays

he didn't enter a fucking contract starting this thread, fuck off

I hope you get well soon OP, I really like what you made.

>>1077360
>promethazine
U have allergy?

>>1064627
BIOPACE

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>>1067990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qhVOW--QSs

Did anyone end up contacting OP? I'm not the webmfag, but I would love to see it in motion.

is Daniel undead?

>>1086141
Email me

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bump of this thread give me an update cheers

You're in mesa right OP? How're you liking the monsoon?

>>1086109
Hey, op no matter what happens /n/ will love you even though we are all autistic shitheads, you have done something great.

>>1086456
>home to Iowa

bring it with you and ill take it off your hands, pal

>I'll never see a video of anyone riding this bike
kill me