You are directing a movie, your hero rides a bicycle. What

he's 200 kilos and rides a 4 kg road bicycle with aggressive geometry and no toe retention mostly on flat ground

Rides a fixed gear bike weighing 300 lbs made from solid metal rods and man hole covers for wheels. The entire bike doubles as a lethal weapon.

e-bike recumbent

90s rigid mtb with the most semi of slicks ever semied

>>1062173
>90s rigid mtb with the most semi of slicks ever semied
the most correct answer that could have possibly been given

rigid 90s mtb with semislicks

>>1062153
fixed gear, steel frame, no brakes. the bike CANNOT coast. the pedals never stop turning. can't stop - don't want to, either.

A special carbon 6.8 kg recumbent.

>>1062153
A surly staggler with cheapest 22mm slick tyres possible, DUI bars, front rack and fender with no back rack or fender, squeeky chain, "hydro brakes" that in fact are cable rim brakes, but with discs on, just not connected to anything, straight up fixie with full "campadjoloh grouppoh", flat pedals and full set of reflectors.
Oh and a brooks saddle.

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>>1062173

>>1062194
This pic is so 1950s it just made me duck and cover.

Well road cycling would just make for a terribly boring film so it'd have to be a mountain bike. Obviously it'd be some sort of chase scene because it's a hero, having super skilled bad guys wouldn't make sense so they'd need to be on motocross bikes so it's need to be a mid to long travel bike to match up to their abilities, but the greater manoeuvrability would give it some advantage over the bad guys. I'd probably have someone like Chris Akrigg as the stunt rider and have a hidden motor to give the appearance of the hero having peak fitness.

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>>1062153
pic related

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The film is set in Texas

>>1062153
Colnago master.

>>1062240
I dunno but you should pick an American bike for the luls and have it with SRAM to rustle the trolls.

>>1062240
The heartwarming tale of a cowboy who decides to follow his dreams and ignore all the naysayers. He sells all his horses and starts herding the cattle on his fathers failing ranch with a French world record speed bicycle. Undetered by the villain passing him dangerously in his truck and unscrewing his valve cores, he succeeds and earns enough to pay for his dad's sex change operation.

Hes rides an ebike that his electrician father and he built. At the end of the big chase he checks the battery only to find -IT WAS EMPTY THE WHOLE TIME

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>>1062173
Fixie with frame shifter and a brooke saddle for the bad guy.

>>1062207
barf