>go on Surly's website >see they now have a fat version

>>1048741

>he doesnt regularly cargo haul crates of nuclear bombs across the desert.

Who's the meme now, fred?

>>1048741
Are you actually laughing though? Are you really?

>>1048741
Dude, imagine all the adventures you can live if you buy that bike.

>>1048743
Yes, I was really laughing. I love this thing but it still makes me laugh.

And now I laughed again because it turns out that it is designed to be compatible with a FUCKING DROPPER POST.
When will Surly stop?
Oh wait, they're never going to stop. And that is why I fucking love those glorious faggots.

I am going to get one of these and put a 200mm travel suspension fork on it with butterfly bars and 26x5.25" tires. And I am going to ride around on it in my /n/ jersey. I am going to be the ultimate meme of cycling.

Even more good news!
On Surly's article
>Can I haul my kids with it?
>Yes!
I'm going to get one of these and haul my girlfriend on it!
>inb4 you don't have a girlfriend
I know, but I can pretend at least. Right?

>>1048750
https://www.realdoll.com/

>>1048751
You're giving me ideas, anon. Stop it.

It'd be cool if it was electric, front and rear hub motors. As it is you'd be better off pushing it than trying to pedal it (assuming it was actually loaded up like it was meant to be and used on terrain that could justify such large tyres).

>>1048766
I know someone who has the original big dummy and has an electric kit on it, he uses it with a trailer and tows his three kids about in it, it's the family car.

This screams electric conversion to me. Look at all that fucking battery space... You could put solar panels on that shit it's so big.
Tbh I'd just do a front hub motor and pedal the rear.

(If I was going to at all, I'd never buy this)

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I think I'd just buy one of these.

>>1048867
a brown person in a wig?

>>1048867
you cant buy those anymore anon

>>1048741
finally, a bicycle that will allow me to haul my Great Pyrenees without a trailer

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Why do I feel like I'm in a surly shill thread?

oh right.

>>1048883
>mfw pushbike fags forget that all other modes of transport are designed to last more than 6 months from new with regular use, even surviving through 2 or 3 owners over *literal* decades without having their major mechanical components replaced
>mfw all of the extra initial costs, AND the costs of consumables, AND the cost of government registration, evaporate within a few months if one simply values their personal time spent commuting at the same rate that they value their labour at work, presuming they live in the first world
Bik-ucks mek me kek.

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>>1048741
>This is the ultimate meme bike. It... I can't even fathom a more meme-tier bike. It could be useful in some situations, but it's

aylmo in what situations can such a meme be usefl?

>>1048741
>I can't even fathom a more meme-tier bike
It needs drop bars. They couldn't justify bullhorns on this type of bike but drops on off road bikes definitely are more memey than flat bars. Also like someone else mentioned, dropper seat.

>>1048746
Imagine touring across the Mojave with water on back and living a nomadic raw paleo vegan lifestyle off the desert land in an open sexual relationship with your free-range hippie LSD and DMT using girlfriends that make their own clothing.

>>1049017
>Imagine touring across the Mojave with water on back and living a nomadic raw paleo vegan lifestyle off the desert land in an open sexual relationship with your free-range hippie LSD and DMT using girlfriends that make their own clothing.

Sounds like heaven desu

>>1049009
When you're going to /n/ meetup and need to outmeme everyone else

>>1049041
/thread

>>1049017
It's already dropper post compatible though

What is more /n/, this thing or a 90s rigid mtb with slicks?

>>1049257
>what's more /n/
a 90s rigid is /n/
that surly meme machine is >>>/reddit/

Sometime y'all /n/iggers just make me angry

>You're cucked if you drive a cage
>DEATH TO ALL CAGERS
>But any bike that's utilitarian enough to replace the family car is a filthy memebike

If /n/ had it's way, no bikes other than OTSs, 90s MTBs with slicks, and Garson Fredsleds would be allowed to exist.

>>1049294
>If /n/ had it's way, no VEHICLES other than OTSs, 90s MTBs with slicks, and Garson Fredsleds would be allowed to exist.

we can all have a dream can't we?

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>People can look at this frame and not laugh

What's it like not having a soul?

>>1049420
I laughed
Do I have a soul?

>>1049291
Three arrows is cross-board, not cross-site, you fucking moron.

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>>1049041
>When you're going to /n/ meetup and need to outmeme everyone else

>tfw ready for the meetup

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>>1049294
Some people are really insecure. They have to put down everyone in the same league of interest/class to feel like their own choices make them worth something. I guess the best we can do is pat them on the back and make them feel cared for.

I think /n/ fundamentally accepts every transport besides cages. Freight and delivery trucks can join the party.

Would be a good bike to tour the aussie desert and the bulldust roads. Carry plenty of water too.

>not riding on the beach with bae and surfboards on the back

>>1050102
>that bike
>that filename
'no'

>>1049017
moustache handlebars would bring the meme levels through the roof my dude

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>>1049257

This thing with slicks.

>>1050258
>Big Fat Dummy
>26x5.25" tires
>moustache/butterfly bars
>dynamo hub
>1x Sram Eagle drivetrain with 55t ring and 10-50t 12 speed cassette
>strap several 10+ gallon water jugs onto it
>put a girlfriend, or, if lacking a girlfriend, then one of those super realistic japanese sex dolls on the back
>ride this wearing /n/ Yotsuba jersey
If I do this will I be the ultimate meme of /n/?

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>stop liking what I don't like

Lighten up OP you homo.

Takes 29+ tyres, now we're talking cargo.

>>1050265
Get a pair of those Salsa Everything cages and use them to hold that Winnipeg Bert that comes in 2L bottles

>>1050265
>1x drivetrain
>odd number of teeth on the chainring
Do you even narrow-wide, bro?

>>1050355
Okay 60t

>>1048867
anal fuck

>>1052301
no

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>>1050334
This shit

>>1052430
Drugs are degenerate (and yes, alcohol is a drug).

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>>1050265
>custom titanium fat longbike
>Lauf forks

>>1053215

So many memes

coordinated anodized bits are so pleb

>>1052690
You sound like a raging fucking faggot

>>1053259
>namefag
>pass badge on display
>casts aspersions on an anon

got a hell of a nerve, pal.

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>>1053215
Why?

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>>1053259
>namefag passfag calling someone else a faggot

>>1053219
>Too poor to coordinate the anodized
>"coordinated anodized bits are so pleb"

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>>1053274
>>1053470
>How to trigger asspies in two easy steps

>>1053494
>step one: be a faggot
>step two: broadcast it at any given opportunity

gg

>>1053498
Yeah you did do good. Very self confident

>>1048743
I chuckled a bit.
>>1048772
Now I laughed.

>>1049294
It all makes sense when you discover the majority of /n/ are single young men without children. When they grow up and have kids, maybe they'll see the value in a cage.

Also shoo shoo, shariablue

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>>1049733
>doesn't have slicks

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>>1050262
>slick fat tire

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29r fat bikes should be a thing

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>>1049009
>>1049041
>>1049733
>>1050265
This, my friends, is how you out-meme everyone else.

>>1053752
Not quite.
>no mustache bars

>>1053752
No that's just how you out autism everyone else.

If it has a normal size rear hub 135mm it would be alright, the chain is so long clearance shouldn't be an issue, then at least you could swap some thin wheels on, and not break bank on fatbike hubs

>>1053712
Do you man 29+? The Surly Krampus comes to mind.