>lost my car keys
>have to go to the gym on my gf's bike
>first time riding a bike in 3-4 years
>it's an fixie
>older than me probably
>it's bright pink
>nice basket on handle bars to carry my gym bag
>Live on a city with cobblestone streets, feels like I'm riding a rally car
>bike sit feels like it's raping my butt
>trucks zooming by at 100mph
>have no idea how to break on this thing
>the whole ordeal is me trying to ride this one out and survive this breakeless mostrosity
>isthishowitendsthen.jpeg
You know whem someone makes a post about cyclists being clueless retards? This is who they're talking about
Where is the subscribe button?
>>1042065
>trucks zooming by at 100mph
of all the things wrong with this thread (OP pic being the first one) this is the most stupid one
This made me giggle like a little girl
>>1042065
>bike
>to the gym
Eh, Mr. Frog...
>>1042065
>it's an fixie
>have no idea how to break on this thing
Umm...
>>1042065
yea but did you wear a helmet? did you wear her helmet? was it pink too? when do we get pics of you riding your gf's bike? when do we get pics of your gf and/or her tits?
>>1042065
where is the thrilling conclusion to the story
>>1042204
>>1042065
I like your girlfriend.
>>1042065
I told your gf she can ride my dick while you borrow her bike.