Rate my frame idea. It's front and back suspension in one.

that is really stupid, weapons grade stupid

It is incredibly stupid

that would be highly collectible

>>1011208
>>1011209
It would behave the same as a full suspension bike.
I calculated everything, I'm a hobby physicist.

>>1011221
Each bump would modify the distance between the handlebars and the seat. It may kinda work but it won't handle well

>>1011226
not to mention that any bumps the rear wheel hits will be transferred directly to your ass, which negates having suspension in the first place

>>1011196
It's pretty good if you like shitty ideas

You're fired

>>1011221
LOL, no, every single bump you hit would go right into your arms and shoulders. It would be MORE fatiguing to ride than a rigid-frame bike. Also your 'suspension' would be underperforming anyway due to all the mass of the complete, rigid forks, steerer, stem, handlebars (and everything bolted to the handlebars), and the downtube. It likely wouldn't even be safe to ride at any speed. You're a complete idiot and have no idea what you're doing. You might even be too dumb to BUY a bike and ride it safely, if you think this would actually work.
>hobby physicist
GET A DIFFERENT HOBBY.
Consider basket-weaving, I hear 'trainables' can be taught to do that.

too much stress on BB as frame flexes side to side

also would be like being on oe of those stationary exercise bikes with handles that move back and forth

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stupid as hell
this is the correct way to do that.

Wow, you guys must be fun at parties, it was a joke.

>>1011462
>I was only pretending to be retarded

Wow good one

>>1011463
It was clearly a joke. I mean read
>>1011196
And
>>1011221

Are you implying my posts are serious?

You're faggot

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>>1011211

I actually thought people would post their own frame ideas. Guess /n/ is full of people that only ride, don't know how their bike works and never do their own maintenance.

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>>1012112
>baww why won't anyone go along with my dumb thread
Here, have the Unifliz, now fuck off

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>>1012122
Did your father rape you for 18 years or why are you so butthurt.

>>1012129
lol raep jokes xd

>>1012129
>>1011466
>>1011462
>>1011221
Don't worry, these are the so called "serious" "cyclist" that are literally gay retards. They are the resident faggot lords who think anyone who isn't a numale liberal lycra queer like themselves is a threat to their way of life. Everyone wishes that an angel driving a car will run them over and scrape their flailing bodies on the pavement as their splintered carbon fiber frames tear through their flesh like pape until they're just a mess of flesh and bobby pins.

>>1011196
it's not good but at least you tried