ITT: Post things that make you immediately dismiss an album

>It's not over an hour long

>Its in Spanish

>it was released after 1990

>Album art looks like something I could have done after 1 hour on Photoshop.

>>75194180
who is that person?

>>75194180
Are you on crack?

>obviously a singer/songwriter album

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>>75194180
>album art is just a photo of the artist

>>75194180
this actually deters me from listening to an album and I'm ashamed of it. how can i call my self an avid music listener? :(

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>emo
>shoegaze
>sadboy-core
>metalcore
>Fantano reviewed it
>p4k reviewed it
>acoustic guitar
>acoustic solo
>tfw no gf
>female top 40 pop
>singer-songwriter

>it has french lyrics

This thread sucks

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>>75194309
>hit a jackpot of 250 prog rock albums
>oh boy oh boy I'm in heaven
>first one I listen to is by a french band
>the best song on the album is a 3.5/10 AT BEST

I have rarely heard an equally bad album.

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>green on the album cover
>bass guitar
>singer has dark hair
>released in April
>youtube upload of album has 100k - 200k views
>has 12 tracks
>one of the tracks is 3:43 in length
>band name ends with a "t"

>>75194245
rapeman

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>>75194357

>>75194357
>radioheadt
>death gripst
>swanst
>neutral milk hotelt

>>75194518
is thist the epic new memet?