>make song in tribute to Beach Boys >sample their abus

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>hold them up at gun point

keep cranking them beach boys

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>>75164016
Fucking hell Rivers no. NO!!!!

Rivers is what happens when a poptamist is trapped inside a body of a late 90's alt rocker

Another Dumpster fire album.

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>>75164016
WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

>>75164179
Is that an edited frame from Manchester by the Sea?

KEEP CRANKIN THEM BEACH BOYS

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>this is the man that helped to write Feels Like Summer
Is Rivers aiming for the Jersey Shore audience?

>>75164273
Imagine if kurt cobain had lived and got clean, and like every post in utero album got increasingly top 40, and like eventually there was a nirvana album that was like featuring pitbull and was about how great it is to be rich and famous and live in Beverly hills
Thats weezer

>>75164326
I hate when people add the word like for no reason

>>75164360
it's a common filler word bro, like calm down

The typography in that video is heinous

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>not giving Rivers a squirt of Axe Body Spray

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0NpSq2DTIA

>>75165114
>tfw we're going back to this Weezer
Fuck you Rivers

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>>75165114
>not rocking out with Weezer and the most reliable and most affordable name in mutual insurance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jwt_fEAszQ

>>75166013

I would think this a very well executed parody until the vocals

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>that shitty R&B groove
>Weezer playing literally anything other than Pixies meets the Cars meets KISS whiny nerd rock monster cock rock guitar solos

Rivers will die this year

Rivers cumo is honestly an enigma to me. His fan base begs him to make music like he used to, but he keeps making like really shitty pop music. I dont know who for. Rivers is like 40 right? What is he trying to accomplish with all this shit?

The obvious thing weezer needs to do is apologise for all the garbage they made. And re do songs from the black hole as a fan gift.

>>75166822
here's hoping

>>75166830
he is literally insane

but in a super uncool way

>>75165114
I'm convinced that rivers is doing some sort of performance art here

>>75166822
dubs confirmed

>>75164212
If we look at weezer as a whole, this is their "form", their shitty output greatly out weighs their good stuff

>>75166830

He's crazier than a snake's armpit. I have no doubt it's gonna come out that he's a rapist or a murderer or something one day

Is this the worst song they've ever made?

>>75166918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwv-iRvyDZg no this is

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>>75166918
>>75166950

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_iZqU2dvRs

>>75166918
>>75166950
>>75166959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nKNhNifp6M

>>75166950
>>75166959
These are bad, but not as bad as this beach boys mess

>>75166990
ok this >>75166979 might be worse

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>>75166013

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>>75166830

They have honestly made worse. This is some bland radio pop compared to the complete shit they put on rattitude or beverly hills.
People who weren't there or werent fans since the beginning dont even know the sadness of seeing like this semi hip alt rock band slowly descend into 9th circle of poptamist hell.
At this point i think rivers just need to make money to pay off a boat he bought or some shit

Im sensing a 4.5 to 5.0 from p fork and a not good or light 4 from the melon incoming

Imagine if 20 years from now raditude achieves cult status just like pinkerton

>>75167163
oh fuck

>>75167059
rip in pepperoni mykel and carli, if there is afterlife im sure you are disgusted with what weezer has become too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-ou0kL-Iuw

>>75166979
holy fucking hell

>>75164398
Why do you need a filler word when you're typing, like, you fucking idiot?

Do you think uhhhhhh Obama uhhhhhh types his uhhhhhh speech uhmm impediment?

>weezer haven't made a good album since pinkerton

damn

>>75167191
depressed rivers was so kawaii

>>75164212
Reminder EWBAITE is their worst album.

Is literally anything worth listening to other than the first two albums?

>>75168308
Loads of great material out there, just they normally don't make it on the albums for some reason. Try the early b sides, and songs from the black hole. Also there's a great album in Red if you swap out all the other members contributions for the songs on the deluxe edition (Mrs.Sweeney, Pig) etc

>>75166830
he's almost 50

who has that image of rivers dressed up asa girl?

>>75168525
>getting rid of Automatic

garbage

>>75164398
Are we aiming for high word counts on here?

>>75169047
what

Dennis drowned himself so he could never hear this shit

>>75168308
white album was a lot better but still not great

MY FATHERS
GONNA HURT ME
GONNA HURT WHEN YOU DESSERT ME

>>75166880
>Good albums:
Blue
Pinkerton
Green
Maladroit
EWBAITE
White

>Bad albums:
Make Believe
Red
Raditude
Hurley
Pacific Daydream?

>>75168969
This. Automatic was the only non-rivers Red song that was good. It was actually one of the best on the album. But yeah, if a few of those bonus songs had been on the album proper it could have been better.

>>75164016
Hilarious, but I was hoping for more abusive psycho samples.

>>75169047
I demand explanation NOW

>>75169673
green and maladroit are shit

>>75169673
>Good
Blue
Pinkerton
EWBAITE
White
>Mediocre
Green
Maladroit
>You tried
Red
Hurley
>God awful
Make Believe
Raditude
Pacific Daydream will likely end up here as well.

>>75169047
Is this supposed to be two young artists who appear to ascend their listeners to Valhalla only to end up dropping them mid-flight and have them crash down to earth upon disappointment of their later work (or lack thereof)?

>>75169673
Hurley was better than Green faggot. Fight me BITCH

>>75169758
Green is mediocre with maybe 2 or 3 standouts. Only O Girlfriend is a truly great song though. However, Maladroit is one of their best. You need to go back and listen again.

Top Tier
Blue
Pink

Middle Tier
White
EWBAITE
Maladroit
Green

Shit Tier
everything else

Every Weezer album has at least 2 or 3 good songs though, even on Raditude which was the absolute nadir

>>75164222
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>>75165114
i had this back in middle school. smelled like shitty leather.