>She first slept with a boy when she was fifteen. >I had

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>>75086667
Bjork be with me bjork

Imagine living inside an empty depressing frozen Island you gotta get your dick wet cause there's nothing to do.

>>75086705
Gotta keep your dick warm. Good survival skill.

>Byerk will never laugh at you between some houses for failing to get an erection because it's too cold
fbm

>>75086734
Yup too bad Ricardo was not inside her.

>based Goldie tapped that ass
that man is so based

>>75086754
>He didn't have an erection at the idea of fucking her in the first place
You'd deserve it.

>>75086786
what a lad

>>75086786
He's the real reason her relationship with Matthew fell apart. Every time they'd have sex, she'd scream out Goldie's name.

>>75086851
He was also the reason why Ricardo killed himself.

>>75086877
Of course. Truly a god among men.

Useless thread. Bjork likes to have sex, wow big news. She is really out of this world, isn't she

>>75086900
Would you fuck her between two houses during a blizzard?

>>75086900
Besides, I mean, 15 is a pretty normal age to have your first time. What's special about that?

how many times Goldie fucked her between the houses?

>>75086928
No it's not

>>75086928
let us have our lewd bork thread in peace

>>75086928
15 is normal if youre a desperate loser or a slut

That guy probably still can't believe it, first guy to fuck Bjork on a "mission".

Mommy

>>75086999
>t. virgin at 35

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>>75086957
>>75086999

>>75086667
Bjork is the quintessential emperor's new clothes. Everyone thinks she's so amazing when her music is complete and absolute dreck dressed up in art.

>>75087304
false dichotomy

>>75086946
I love you.

>>75087607
Why dont go argue with people on the internet because you cant get laid somewhere else?

>>75087002
I wonder if he was any good.

>>75086928
For a woman

>>75089084
Don't be a retard. Guys start hunting for sex the second they hit puberty. The only reason we wouldn't get laid is if a woman didn't give it up. No man waits out of choice.

>>75089084
>men are paragons of virtue who wait until they're of adequate socially accepted age and meet "the one" before giving up their virginity by engaging in consensual sex in the missionary position on the marital bed
lmao

>>75087002
Kek

>tfw getting her pregnant won't make her stay with you

>>75086928
NORMIE REEEE