Can't hear properly because of wax impaction, music

something loud

>>75062902
nigga how is wax impaction real like nigga just clean your ears hahahaha
nasty shit

>>75062902
just go to a doctor man

Probably from wearing headphones too much. Stop putting stuff in your ears and it will naturally come out.

>>75062902
i know this feel
i've had on/off problems with my left ear for about 2 years now. i go for periods of weeks at a time being deaf in one ear then it goes away, only to return. fuck this shit

pour warm water on your ears and tilt your head

Pour mercury in your ear and leave it there for at least two hours. Then rinse with detergent

>>75062999
>Pour mercury in your ear
are you trying to kill someone

>>75062902
Death grips.

Nigga, get some fucking olive oil in there, like shit, how do you not know this? Do that, wash it out, get it syringed if y'all need it to.

>>75062902
4'33, since that is the only thing you'll be hearing in a short time

>>75062902
Pour a mixture of milk, honey and battery acid into your ear (equal proportions). Cover your ear with your hand and shake your head really fast to give it a real rinse. Take your hand off of your ear and tilt your head over a sink/bath, wait for 1/2 an hour to make sure all liquid has gone

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