To the tune of "Pardon Me" by Incubus) (SJW Version)

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To the tune of "Pardon Me" by Incubus) (SJW Version)

A decade ago, I never thought I would be.
Living under a patriarchy, oh it triggers me.

But I guess it comes, with the misogyny.
A rape culture trying to constantly oppress me!
I need you to know, women get paid less, can't you see!?
How the hell is there a Donald Trump presidency!?

So pardon me while I cry! And victim blame!
I've had enough of these facts, please stop fat shaming!
So pardon me while I cry! Don't you dare man-splain!
Pardon me, pardon me,
My pronouns are "Xer/Xey!"

Not two days ago
I was on Tumblr!
When I saw a pic, that made me sick, it was a PePe meme.
"Get this outta my safe space" is what I yelled.
Then I told him he was a homophobic, racist, xenophobic, cis, het, privileged White Male.

But then he told me, I was a cuck and asked why I'm always stuck VIRTUE SIGNALLIIIINNNGGGG!

((CHORUS))

Wanted to Photoshop Bug Red on Brandon's face but I'm in bed.