IF YA SEE A FADED SIGN ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD THAT SAYS

>>75008294
LOOOOOOOOOOOVE SHACK

>>75008294
Come on /mu/, admit it. This is in the top 5 choruses of all time.

>ywn hop in a Chrysler that's as big as a whale

>>75008294
SIGN SAYS S T A Y A W A Y F O O L S

>>75008294
Why does he think he can get 16 more people in that car?

>>75008423
issa good song desu

>>75008294
EVERYBODYS MOVIN
EVERYBODYS GROOVIN, BABY

T I N
R O O F


R U S T E D

I C A N T H EA R Y O U

THE WHOLE SHACK SHIMMAYS

I hadn't spoken to my dad in many years, but I wanted to get in touch with him again. He was a part time Karaoke DJ at rural bars. I went with him to one of his "gigs". I began drinking heavily and then it happened.

In walked the girl I went to highschool with. I loved her, but she never noticed me in school. I was behind the DJ table with my dad and I watched her for half an hour while she drank.

Eventually she came over to sing a song and recognized me. I was ecstatic. She asked if I would help her sing the song she chose. I was overjoyed.

The song came on. It was Love Shack.

Here I am, older and more confident, in front of my dream girl, and I'm fucking FORCED TO SING LIKE FUCKING FRED SCHNEIDER. I was so nervous I kept fucking up. By the end, I was almost in tears.

"Ok, see you," she said and walked out of the bar to go smoke. I started tearing up and my stomach hurt. I began to feel dizzy and that's when it happened:

I threw up all over my dad's computers and fell over, hitting my head on the big ass subwoofer. I lost consciousness for a few seconds and woke up with pants covered in piss.

My dad was trying to salvage his computers, rednecks were laughing and yelling at me. But worst of all, my dream girl had come back in to talk to me, but all she could do was laugh at me with her friends.

>>75010423
KNOCK AH LIL' LOUDER SUGAR

>>75010423
ON THE DOOR HONEY