>rapper spend 14 minutes before the track starts giving shoutouts

Why is this so funny omg

>tfw no minneapolis

>critically acclaimed, classic Golden Age of Hip Hop™ album begins
>producer screaming his name in my ears
>rap man tells me "I'm not ready for this one"
>rap man reminds me what album I'm listening to
>rap man reminds me which year said album was recorded in
>rap man reminds me where he is in the "rap game" (at the top, of course)
>rap man tells me his name, moniker, "rap name", or all three
>rap man tells me he's "going in" before starting a verse
>rap man tells me how much money he has
>rap man says "uh... yeah"
>rap man name drops a bunch of clothing lines and automobile companies

You missed 29 populated poor municipalities you fucking racist.

>rapper starts song thanking the people who were working at the 5 guys when he dropped his burger and gave him another burger free of charge

name 479 rappers that do this

>>75008078
>rap man name drops a bunch of clothing lines and automobile companies

This is the entire song.

>>75008008
>flicks his lighter
>coughs
>laughs

>rapper screams the same verse over and over again, louder each time
>rap cuts out followed by audible choking and gagging noises
>voice in the background saying "oopsie daisy looks like the ol' mc bit off a bit more than he could chew again"
>audible surgery being performed for 45 minutes straight, beat still playing on a loop
>"Just got to give it a few weeks to heal and you'll be dandier than a dandelion, okay buddy? Here, have a lollipop."
>song continues for six weeks to give the rapper time to heal
>rapper continues exactly where he left off, song takes 45 seconds to end

>>75009073
>>75008135
>>75008078
lol