>help me if you can i'm feeling down >and I do appreciate

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>>74982010
he was the fattie

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>>74982010
very high quality shitpost

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>contrary to popular beliefand John lennon's fake quotes, John lennon was not the author of the lyrics of Help! In fact, those were written by his wife Cynthia, who was a notorious victim of domestic violence. She wrote those lyrics to cope with her agressive husband. However, Lennon eventually found them out and, after smacking Cynthia for daring to take an artistic initiative, decided to write some tunes to make a hit out of it

>the phrase "and I do appreciate you being round" was written by Cynthia for she had a fetish for fat men, as it was evident when she fell in love and eventually married young obese John Lennon, despite he beating her savagely on a daily basis

Did you guys know that John Lennon used to beat his wife?

>>74983438
>implying he isn't doing that right now in Hell

>>74983501
>implying he hasn't beaten Satan into submission

>>74983534
>implying Cynthia isn't Satan