>be me
>see some burzum album covers
>they look pretty good so i guess i'll give them a try
>gargling and toilet noises
>mfw
>>74980172
What's the issue here
>>74980172
Come on, Hank Hill.
>>74980172
Appreciate the full spectrum of artistic endevour!
>he doesn't lift while listening to Hvis Lyset Tar Oss and Filosofem on repeat.
>>74980185
shit is unenjoyable
>Tomhet
>Heill Odinn
>Circumambulation of the Transcendental Pillar of Singularity
>toilet noises
/pol/ being subhuman as usual
>>74980256
You're not supposed to enjoy Black Metal, you're supposed to suffer. For Satan.
If you're a pussy subhuman, then I guess you wouldn't like burzum.
No alternative.
OP listens to fag metal.
>>74980299
braise obin :-DDDD
>>74980433
lmao
>>74980304
Demon Prince of Fire and Darkness here, I rather enjoy it thanks very much, puny mortal
>>74980433
>this is literally me, but throw in kemetism, hinduism and satanism
I want to die now thank you
>>74980498
Ah, but in hell pain is pleasure...and pleasure is pain...like a red hot poker up the jacksy.
>>74980555
anon are you a kemetist (? wtf) a satanist and a hinduist at the same time
what
>>74980555
There is nothing wrong with choosing what you worship instead of being told what to worship.
>>74980584
this is true but people who choose some of these dark paths are really wasting a life opportunity. maybe the biggest opportunity of life.
think about what's real
>>74980582
>>74980584
And a nordic Pagan on top
It's not of my own choice, when I was six I had a dream where I was taken before Anubis, Kali, Satan and Loki and was forced to kneel before them and submit my will to them. It wasn't until later in life that I discovered their names and existence in other religions.
I understand man. Burzum is shit, even by metal standards.
My journey to the stars is a jam, amazing track.
Listen to the GOAT Burzum album cover.
>>74980796
Pretty sure that was just your mind's way of telling you that you were destined to be a faggot.
>>74981255
Well I am one of those too so maybe so. Doesn't explain all the cosmic eldritch nightmares since, though.
>>74981301
Sure it does. As a homo you're probably on meth.
>>74981320
But I've never done drugs beyond advil or motrin.
>>74981382
Your rectum absorbed it from all the semen.
>>74981423
But I'm also a virgin. I wouldn't follow such a mishmash religion if I could so easily convince myself it wasn't real.
>>74980796
That sounds immeasurably gay.
>>74981514
I am gay, but I don't understand why that's gay. It was terrifying at the time, not homoerotic.
>>74980172
Nazis back to /pol/