>walking in NYC at night >turn corner into alley >"hey

Open up my throat

>>74964563
no new yorker would say 'hey buddy' ya fuckin suburbanite shill from new jersey

Willingly hand over my wallet, shrug and say "I don't care for fancy things" and walk away with a skip in my step.

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>>74964563
It's already empty lol

>>74964804
this

>>74964563
i would rob them

>RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!

>>74964563
Slap those pussy ass niggas and make it look sexy

>>74964563
>open up my wallet
>it's full of blood

>>74964563
you have never been robbed haven't you

>>74965106
what did he mean by this?

Animal Collective studio photos are so varied and bizarre you could probably recreate Shakespeare with just them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1InyD8l5d8

>>74964563
Come on LELELELELELELET'S GO

>>74964605
>implying anyone in NJ would say "hey buddy."
How's that trust fund treating you?

>>74964605
>>74965838
AY IM WALKING EER

>>74964605
That's literally the point how new are you

In reality any new yorker would just not talk to you because that's illegal to do there

>>74965106
>>74964605
>these retards trying to be street smart and internet tough guys on a meme thread

none of you little bitches know shit about nyc and they have the best music too

>>74966456
see >>74966413

I live in NYC bro its just meme rap and reverb rock right now with the occasional shitty meme avant act literally nothing good going on

say no i can't i need it for my girls

*stare at them for 20 seconds while i make a loud static noise with my mouth*

they run away

>"fucking plebs, cant handle the filter"

>>74964593
underrated

>>74965838
no trust fund here 'buddy'

>>74964563
>being in NYC
You deserve whatever happens to you if you go to that shithole.
>Inb4 flyover

>>74966348
talk to anyone i fucking want to unless your related to the guys over there... otherwise you ain't doing shit

jackoff

fuggggggedabahdit

>>74967745
bingo you win a prize of 50 dickbombs up your sinus cavities

>being in a city without a concealed carry permit
You would be using a cheap backup wallet with the bare minimum in it and a $20 burner phone, or you deserve to be mugged.

>>74964563
>mugged in New York by whites

>>74967799
lmao how else is it gonna happen? inb4 you say something racist

>>74967796
you can get a gun in ny so fuckin easy it's crazy

>>74964605
That's because they're from Maryland yah fuckin hoser.

>>74965148
t. never read Shakespeare

>>74968727
says a canadian

>>74964593
Kek

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I chilled in NYC for a week after being in Berlin for the summer

and ....

NYC is completely a poseur death pit of millenial cucks.

Nobody slams on their horns anymore, the ambulances don't blare out like mad, the construction sites were all acting polite...

Disgusting.

>>74964887
No more RUNNIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGG!!!

>>74968773
What makes you say that?