If you're so funny Then why are you on your own tonight?

because everyone else is so inferior to me in those categories that I would be squandering my time fraternizing with them, my subordinates.

Is this the blog thread?

>8:40PM
>long weekend
>live in student only apartment complex thingy
>nothing to do
>some peeps outside shooting each other with nerf darts
>lots of music coming from other apartments
>I'm sitting on a couch listening to a fucking powered reciprocating saw play a violin while eating Klondike bars


medium jej. Could work on dem social skills but nope there's experimental weirdness to zone out to

In some ways I'm glad I didn't didn't discover the Smiths earlier because I would have become irreparably angsty if I had listened to them in my formative years. Now I can listen to them safely because I'm completely numb to all feeling haha

I'm not alone because the tv's on yeah.

I'm not crazy because I take the right pills, everyday.

Plebs are just jelly of my awesomeness.

>>74927529
LOL!

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because I was too busy baking a beautiful-ass cake which doubled as a handy excuse to say no to going out with actual people tonight.

will probs send the cake to the party tomorrow with someone because i cant really deal anymore. anyone recommend some bomb-ass SSRIs?

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>tfw long emotionally for my friends more than they long for me
>tfw you gotta look like a strong independent person but sometimes just want to break down and be honest with my feelings

>tfw barely even want a gf for the sake of sex, but moreso as to have someone i feel i can really trust, acting more as a true friend than anything else
>tfw even my fetishes are focused on the girl enjoying it and/or getting her wish fulfilled, wanting to look pretty or feeling loved, sex just being a way for that to happen

>tfw just want to feel wanted

how much of a retarded shitfuck-numale faggot am i, /mu/?

>>74927405
cause I'm socially awkward and I don't know how to open up to people haha