Guitar and Bass Discussion Edition
How do I start learning guitar?
>justinguitar.com
Suggested Practice Routine:
>http://i.imgur.com/yfgsTaq.png
Guitar chords and inversions
>http://www.chordbook.com/guitar-chords/
String tension calculator (D'Addario-based):
>http://stringtensionpro.com/
Music theory:
>http://musictheory.net/lessons
Hal Leonard's Bass Method:
>http://www.mediafire.com/file/sayviwqxfcxfjon/
Steve Vai's Ten Hour Workout
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/kzw6kjuocgicwks/Ten_Hour.pdf
Guthrie Govan's Creative Guitar 1 & 2
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/bn8803xzlrbds3b/Guitar1.rar
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/9uhtufuf3z9cx8m/Guitar2.rar
Advancing Guitarist - Mick Goodrick
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/cvfno10fv4lf4a8
Chord Chemistry - Ted Greene
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/61n5op7eiifxztg
Mickey Baker's Jazz Guitar
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/zq35xorj2iaqh22
Modern Chord Progressions: Jazz and Classical Voicings for Guitar - Ted Greene
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/oflu4wdwofhqqtb
Jazz Guitar: Single Note Soloing Vol. 1 & 2- Ted Greene
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/07o65qdh5in1nsq
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/jmu86f7dj8bdxcd
Impulse Response Pack
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/svtfxjtillrdwt8/Gods+Cab+1.3.rar
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/4n28zkjw0zgmdj9/ASEM+RECTO+V30+L2.wav
Previous thread: >>74887545
Ain't it about time this general gives up the ghost?
https://clyp.it/xlutpvpa
>>74904471
Ghost is Scooby Doo music and the riffs aren't even good
>>74904551
I have all Ghost albums because I wanted to examine their production values and song structures. Even though I don't like the band that much at all their songs are very well crafted. However some of their stuff reminds of Abba quite a bit, they use similar structures and shit. Every song is crafted for one purpose: having easy hooks so mainstream likes them.
>>74904718
>their stuff reminds of Abba quite a bit
lmao they really do have that sound, never made that connection before
And having hooks in metal can work really well, it can be done without radio-tier vocal melodies
https://55chan.org/mu/src/1504312334583.ogg
>>74904816
It took a while to realize that but it's funny. I'm pretty sure they have done that Abba connection on purpose. I bet they have studied their songs a lot because they were hugely successful and Swedish as well.
>>74905461
oi, anon
I always laugh when I see some dumb shit buy a cheap guitar and immediately start "upgrading" it. They usually start by asking for replacement pickup suggestions. It's like why, you dumb fuck? Why did you buy a guitar you didn't think sounded good to begin with? I'll tell you why: because you don't know what the fuck you're doing and you have no clue what the fuck you're after. You bought some retarded piece of shit because of how it looked in a picture on the internet and then when you got it home and actually played it ..it sounded and played like straight up ass. So you started "upgrading" it instead of admitting to yourself that you don't know shit and made a mistake, or that the guitars construction was so shitty that you didn't have any other choice but to "upgrade" it to make it a playable instrument. Here's the thing though: you could have just saved all the time and money you sank/wasted into "upgrading" a piece of shit and just bought a decent guitar to begin with. You bedroom warriors are a hilarious lot, watching you flail about trying to polish turds into diamonds. If a diamond is what you wanted why didn't you just go out and buy a diamond to begin with?
Because you're fucking stupid, that's why.
mixed the drums in
https://clyp.it/0f5zw3aa
>>74906197
GOOD JOB SAMUEL
>>74906213
thanks anon
fuck just realized this isnt the current thread yeat
Still looking for suggestions on new guitars.
I play a lot of Built to Spill, Coheed, & Brand New recently. Currently playin a DiPinto Mach IV (older version). Looking to potentially buy a new guitar to better fit the sound I'm going for. Whammy bar appreciated.
Pic related, exact model of my guitar, except different paint job.
Was the second tabber really retarded at transcription or did he intentionally make a tab that was harder to play?
>>74906234
I'm just fucking around, I've never clicked on anything you've ever posted. I've never clicked on anything ever posted in /gg/.
>>74906248
I laughed my ass off when a quarter of the thread disappeared.
Idiots corralling idiots, what a beautiful shitshow.
>>74906383
What's that from? Sounds nice
>>74906466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZ9RD4FkRgA
>>74906342
>I play a lot of Built to Spill, Coheed, & Brand New
I'd suggest you buy a gun or some strong rope and kill yourself. Rope might be a problem because of your neckbeard though.
Post pics when you decide.
>>74906427
id guessed
>>74906489
>implying that's all i play
regardless nice bait, i bit.
>>74906490
Don't take it personal or anything. I just keep this tab open and evacuate my guitar related bowels when I get bored.
>>74906590
id guessed
>>74906541
No, I'm sure you play all kinds of shit music.
>>74906596
I'm glad we have an understanding ;^)
>>74906635
looks like it'd fit perfectly in my ant farm
Wrong one lol. Thoughts?
>>74906635
>/gg/
>thinking thoughts
kek
>>74906658
i dig it, never understood the appeal of fretless guitars though.
>>74906696
>9
Its a beautiful bass that you can impress your bitch in bed while you fuck her
>Its a beautiful bass that you can impress your bitch in bed while you fuck her
is this the new thread already
https://55chan.org/mu/src/1504312334583.ogg
>>74906715
god damn those are some thin looking strings if that's the case. do not want
alright so we're in this thread now
been lurking for about a week now and I think I'm ready to let gg rate my extensive guitar collection
>>74906765
That's just the photo that's making them look thin. The page on it shows the strings and they are normal size.
>>74906825
>Adam Levine.gif
you homo anon?
>>74906823
Definitely the first time I have seen this image, and definitely not Roman reposting gear
10/10
>>74906823
It wont work roman
>>74906823
What's it like having no taste? I mean if you like them and you like playing them, then I'm happy for you, but jeez.
>>74906849
>>74906732
>>74906611
>>74906489
>>74906132
(You)
Why is /gg/ always so toxic, just enjoy us all sharing a common hobby and have a friendly conversation for once.
>>74906823
IS THERE A REASON FOR MORE THAN ONE GUITAR??!?! OR IS THIS JUST SOME SORT OF WEIRD GUITAR COLLECTING FETISH THAT I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
>mfw /gg/ replies anyway
>>74906888
pickup configuration, type of bridge, body construction, the list goes on and on you stupid pleb.
>>74906888
Different tones from different guitars / pickup types.
>>74906911
I know I'm a pleb, but I thought guitar playing was a sort of one size fits all type thing. You're telling me different body types, bridge, make a difference?
I'm an amateur guitar player. I've got a decent grasp on it all, but for my own life, I can't sing and play simultaneously. I've tried all sorts of practice routines, like playing very slowly, making very simple strumming patterns and syncing my voice, etc., but nothing seems to help.
Anyone else have trouble with this? Any insight...? I realize that I am simply not a very coordinated person, but I am determined.
>>74906935
fuck off roman
>>74906935
>You're telling me different body types, bridge, make a difference?
fuck I wish paul poster was still here
>>74906946
just do it anyway sloppily
>>74906888
I have 3 epiphone les pauls and a gibson les paul special; please kill me ;_;
Oh, I haven't played guitar in over 10 years too.
>>74906946
Just keep practicing.
i can't for the life of me strum fast. how do i build up my speed?
>>74906996
that is one ugly bass
>>74907012
practice
>>74906983
Of course. But this has been a real hurdle for me. Haven't made any progress for as long as I've played. I've been playing for about a year now. Maybe I just need to play in a group. I know that eventually I'll get it, but jesus, I feel like a fucking retard, or like there is something very simple that everyone else knows and I don't understand. :(
>>74907023
Thanks. Many other people seem to love it.
>>74906946
>Anyone else have trouble with this?
Anon this is /gg/ - guitar general, not /slab/ - singing like a bitch general.
>>74907024
any specific techniques or exercises to help with that?
>>74907049
Just keep doing what you need help with.
>>74907049
furiously chocking your chicken multiple times a day will help anon
>>74907026
Playing and singing at the same time is hard for everyone, even famous rockstars, you just practice until you get it. It helps if you can play the song with your eyes closed.
>>74907110
>Playing and singing at the same time is hard for everyone
[citation needed]
this is the kind of retarded shit people who aren't naturally talented have to tell themselves
>>74907142
>natural talent
No such thing. Some people pick things up quicker but that's it. No one is born good at shit.
>>74907142
So you're saying that right after you learned to play a note, you automatically stopped looking at your fingers and sang? I call bullshit on this on.
looking for suggestions for a good overdrive pedal
never bonded well with one but I recently got a fender amp and think one would prove useful
been looking at ts9, klon, sd-1, and bb preamp
need something that will stack well with other dirts and fuzz and be at least decent on its own through a fender amp
suggestions?
>>74906849
Wanna find out?
>>74907186
>tfw you will never play guitar again
fuck...
>>74907186
soul food
>>74907217
worst nightmare right there, wtf happened?
>>74907210
I know a lot of people like the ocd but I did in fact have one and didn't like it much
>>74907217
Learn to play opposite handed. You can hold a pick with that nub
>>74907217
fuck anon i'm sorry
i second >>74907269
>>74907243
tripped with a power saw
>>74907269
that could work... but it'd never be the same
>>74907169
>>74907168
>Some people pick things up quicker
>No such thing
bullshit. there's a such thing a aptitude and natural inclination. relentlessly trying to hammer a square peg into a round hole is something retards waste their time doing. no one is born good at that shit? wrong. but whatever you need to tell yourself so you can justify all the difficultly you constantly struggle with
>>74907169
yep, pretty much. I just have to laugh at the fact that you think this is strange. all that means is you're not cut out for this in any way shape or form
>>74907313
i never had an issue playing and singing at the same time. Came natural to me.
>>74907296
Dude, I'm so sorry. I hope you're feeling well.
>>74907250
Do you have any that you like better? I always love trying new overdrives.
The only other ones I have at the moment are an OD808 and a fet driver; the OCD has been my favorite for a long time.
hi
>>74907341
yep me too. like I said I just have to laugh at anyone trying to force something that was never in them to begin with. obviously someone can try but ultimately they're just wasting their time
>>74907393
Henlo
>>74907393
hey
Brasil Brasil Brasil
>>74907217
>>74907269
>>74907296
Inspiration, maybe?
>>74907367
ive had a lot In life but have none currently
ive had a number of tubescreamers, but never a ts9. I like the maxon od808 but it was a bit too thin
ive had an sd-1 and various more specific types
I have an orange amp so I use that for that stuff and I have a super hard on but it really is just boost
it would be nice to have a good stacking pedal that also gives the fender a drive option at low volumes
also I have an old ds1, definitely like that. great fucking pedal
been most curious about ts9 and klon
>hello there fellow young rockers!
>we all know rap isn't real music!
>upvote if you agree!
>>74907648
Joe Satriani 2037 Tour
>>74907628
>been most curious about ts9 and klon
...then go try 'em out, you dumb little turd. What the fuck are you even asking us for? Are we supposed to decide for you or some shit?
Go buy a $2000 Klon. There, done. Now shut the fuck up.
>>74907716
just opinions douche
>>74907737
Nobody here has ever played through a Klon, dumbass. They can't have an opinion on it.
Does anyone know if this sound is achievable on bass guitar?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FB6SSqaZtE
>>74907780
which fucking sound? it has has several
>>74907033
Not the dude you're replying to but I hate it and I bet they just tell you they love it to save your temperamental little ego.
>>74907795
well obviously the bassline that starts around 1:10
>>74907801
Everyone has different opinions.
>>74907648
>we all know rap isn't real music!
But it's true, though.
>>74907780
Yes
>>74907813
Not in this case, that bass looks fucking terrible.
>>74907817
cool. another reason for me to get a bass
>>74907813
no that bass is legitimately ugly
>>74907828
>>74907836
I'm too old for you kids to get a rise out of. But I applaud your effort.
you need to get your strat sound good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAe1vatPpzA
>>74907892
did i post that here first
>>74907892
delet this
Just got this bad boy a couple days ago. Absolute mayhem dude lmao
>>74907892
how many times did he say "for me"
>>74907892
all that effort to get a shitty half assed wah effect sound instead of just using a fucking wah pedal
people obsessed with strats really are mental midgets
>>74908033
i prefer pure sound of guitar amd ap. my on last scofield album.
>>74908082
"i prefer the pure sound of guitar amp" translates to "i play the same shitty blues licks over and over again"
>>74908082
That's because you can't afford any pedals
>>74908117
almost but you need to try harder
>>74908129
i like my dist+ but it sucks tone in bypass
hows this mix lads
https://clyp.it/sbxir3uz
>my strat is bassier than my les paul
literally fuck
and thats not even the worse
>>74908315
it's okay
>>74908199
Just fucking kill yourself already.
>>74908366
thanks
>>74908369
will you help with my mix if i kill myself
hot to relic natural strat?
>>74908550
why?
>>74908536
dont do it if its a thick paint with poly finish, it will look bad.
>>74908603
are you a troll?
i really want a seven string strat with a standard strat trem. recommendations?
>>74907186
I really like the bd-2 with fender style amps. Sounds wonderful with some compression and stacks great with literally anything.
>>74908799
is fred durst /ourguy/?
>>74908799
i know it dude
>>74907186
i set fender to tr - 3, mid - max, bass - 2, and drive it. everything sounds good from sd1 to mxr il torino
>>74908934
No
>>74908944
you know everything, i wish i was you
I'm interested in learning bass, is there anything I should look for in a beginners bass?
if i'm taking like two weeks to finish one cover song (counting only the active days), then ill take so fucking long to finish mixing an original song and album. ill never release lots of albums quickly like buckethead does, not even when my parents die.
>>74909003
I'd love to go see your band anon. I clearly don't know what audio equipment sounds like so I'd love for you to show me during one of your shows.
>>74909062
dont you care about your parents? he put those eps out to help with their medical bills. why are you such a terrible son?
>>74909098
wtf? i read on a previous gg that his parents are dead and he only started doing so many albums after that
>>74907396
>If you can't do all this stuff I can do you need to give up on doing something you most likely love doing.
>there has never been a good guitarist who doesn't sing while they play
Get off this board because your toxicity is starting to leak through my monitor.
>>74909110
I love you, you're so cool dude
i play in the band. everyone of you should try
>>74909117
thats all wrong. like usual. why would you ever listen to anything posted here. dont be so dumb. you really are a bad son.
>>74909144
that anon is so fucked
>>74909144
o fuk
>>74909144
rip in pieces
its been literally 1 hour since i didnt go to sleep because i started listening to wild world on repeat
ace frehley's music and production is truly great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQZjahHYhqE
nite nite gg
>>74909240
I prefer "The Wind" myself
>>74904551
>>74909144
What is a good method of quickly finding harmony notes to accompany melody notes one plays without relying on chord patterns? Beyond general trial and error experimentation, that is.
>>74910970
Hagstrom
Stop bumping the fuck out of this thread at 1 AM with your one-line spills you sopa de macaco lid-sniffers.
what is a nice 3/4 guitar for kids (or travelling) ?
>>74911134
i'm in london
>>74911151
Sniff your monkey soup lids in the Hells of L O N D O N then!
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>>74911220
>>74911237
>>74911254
All of your posts are just over one minute apart. Please stop replying to yourself.
>>74907296
Bro there are so many people who fret with their right hand and pic with their left you could still play it'd be hard but I believe you could do it Greg Sage who inspired Kurt Cobain was a righty who played lefty don't ever give up
>>74907049
Tremolo picking , economy picking, and sweep picking would be good to look into
>>74910853
Abuse the shit out of thirds
When a third doesn't quite work, use a fourth
Literally all there is to it
>>74910853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNaYyjCwQqk
>>74912204
>>74912236
quit talking to yourself anon
>>74906885
The toxicity of /gg/ stems from that of /mu/ as a whole
3/4 of all the threads here dissolve into shitting all over each other's favorite artist/subgenre or pushing some small niche band that nobody other than maybe 2 other posters have heard of
Here, you just get the added bonus of everyone shitting all over each other's gear
Imagine shitposting nonstop for 3 hours trying to reach bump limit just so you can start a new shitpost thread only for that thread to be immediately deleted. Must be devastating
who /gignight/ lads
>>74904402
Let's talk picks. On bass and on guitar I get a really nice and crisp attack, like a "snap", when using .5mm tortex picks. But those picks are really flimsy and bend very easily. I tried a variety pack of ultex sharp and I almost get that "snap" with .73, at .9 it's gone again. So I'm now getting some .6 ultex standard (sadly they don't make the sharp picks any thinner) which will hopefully be a nice medium between stiffness for lead and that great attack for the sound and for strumming chords.
Anything else I should check out? What do you guys use?
>>74912904
Use lighter strings.
>>74912904
Oh wow, you're like my opposite. I don't go thinner than the Dunlop 1.5mm, I feel like my tone can get much more aggressive with almost no extra effort when using hard picks. I understand I'm hampering my speed my playing with bricks, but it's how I feel comfortable.
>>74906132
Nice pasta but there legitimately isn't a single guitar that has good stock pickups
>>74912904
Your experience is not mine at all. Thin picks thwap wobbily, rigid picks give sharp attack
>>74912904
Bassfag here. Pic related is by far the best for me, though I will settle for 1.0mm if these aren't available.
Though I play with a gnarly, grindy tone and pick pretty hard.
>>74912974
wtf I've only ever seen the triangular bass picks
pic related
>>74912987
You should really avoid pics that are made out of that kind of plastic, translucent and super solid. Because when they wear off they don't go dull, they actually become sharper on edges and create crevices. It will break and snap yours trings unless you change them after every gig or so.
>>74912998
I never really used picks on y bass, but I had no idea how shit they were. They certainly felt shit desu. And I don't feel like having a massive B string snap in my face, si-o I guess I'll be avoiding them.
>>74913022
Contrary to popular belief, if a string snaps on bass it won't hit you upwards. It just goes limp. And they always snap over the bridge saddle.
B strings especially typically have far lower tension than they need to on most basses too.
>>74912935
I'm using .10s on guitar and .40s on bass.
>>74912938
I have the feeling that thick picks that don't bend just let the string glide off, whereas thinner picks "catch" the string slightly and then give you that "snap" sound.
>>74912945
>>74912974
I'll try to record it and see if I can make the difference obvious.
>>74912935
>>74912938
>>74912945
>>74912974
if you're interested, first sample is with the .5mm tortex, second sample is with the .9mm ultex. With the thicker picks it just gets even more round and warm as opposed to that crisp attack.
https://clyp.it/0z2i2qku
Has anyone tried Mickey Baker's Jazz Guitar book in the OP? Should I buy it?
>>74913167
and on guitar: https://clyp.it/omdxhang
>>74907012
>>74907341
Play and sing this:
https://youtu.be/Mzsp1jSifnM?t=63
>>74907648
I agree.
>>74911420
None of that is strumming.
>>74912773
Is that that thing where you go to a local bar and play music no one cares about to try to convince yourself you didn't waste your time trying to learn how to play guitar?
>>74909678
whos that song
>>74911136
if you went honest and said for manlets i would help you
>>74914661
Yeah plus you get paid and you get to drink.
>>74914828
Atta boy, lower expectations! I'm sure you were always dreaming of some cheap beer and $35 split between four people.
https://youtu.be/QCel4cmihUQ
>>74914881
not him but i really was. my dream was to be in bands and play on places
>>74914997
>my dream was to be an objective failure
Yeah, I once knew a guy who dreamed about being turd puller at an RV park.
The bottom of the barrel is a pretty easy place to find.
>>74915075
>>74915075
elitist pos
>>74915198
Anon, getting upset when someone points out that you're an unambitious turd resting on your laurels doesn't make you seem very bright, especially since that's what you just said yourself verbatim.
hey guys can you take a quick listen on this
which snare sound you like better?
and is the bass sounding too wide and lacking punch with the stereo chorus on it?
heres the mix with the N snare and a stereo chorus on the bass
https://clyp.it/kezb4b1d
and heres with the VS snare and a normal bass
https://clyp.it/sumq3vis
>bought locking tuners
Holy fuck everyone needs these
>>74915329
>I never learned to properly wind strings
There's a sucker born every minute, isn't that the quote?
>>74914661
>playing music to impress other people
lmao @ ur life
>>74915363
I know how to but why would you ever want to when these exist unless you dont have 40 bucks
>>74915364
>I do it for myself
Ah, the slogan of every failed musician that ever lived.
>>74915329
My Yamaha has them, they're neat but it's not like I'm changing my strings every other day.
>>74915383
With $40 you could have bough a spare helmet for special occasions. Tisk tisk tisk
>>74915413
>he doesn't like convenience for 40 bucks
The real retard detected
>>74915393
Why do it if you don't enjoy it?
And I'm not a musician I just play for fun.
>>74915430
You could have even bought a red one so your caretakers could find you in a crowd if you got lost again! Wasted opportunity!
>>74915461
>I'm not a musician
I think that was pretty obvious.
>>74915325
tfw the snare is too loud because of the room sound but i can't fix it without taking down all the drum's room sound
really cool guitar solo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sChXVJz4zd4
>>74915516
You still didn't answer why you play music.
Plus you seem to be projecting a lot.
>>74915554
>2017
>recording live drums
Aspirational hobbyists are so entertaining.
>>74915574
I play music for a living. Something you wouldn't be at all familiar with.
>tfw been neglecting my practice
I think I once read about a psychological phenomenon where you are more likely to fail your goal when you tell other people your goal.
>>74915588
jokes on you im using ezdrummer (theres not even space for drums in the house)
>>74915599
>I think I once read about a psychological phenomenon where you are more likely to fail your goal when you tell other people your goal.
That's true. I hope you haven't been going around telling everyone about how you're such an amazing guitarist.
>>74915602
>recording at you house
That's hilarious. I'm sure your YouTube videos have a impressive view count.
what songs should i learn to put my new wah to good use. mostly into metal but ill take whatever.
inb4 metallica's entire discography, thats my starting point
Torrenting books again, this one has some nice tips. Worth a download.
>>74915655
Why do you think anyone gives a shit about recommending music for your new wah? Do I look like your Mom?
>>74915699
thanks for the suggestion
>>74915602
LOL, you got him but he just deflects like it didn't happen.
>>74915598
I don't need to do anything 'for a living'. I just do the things I like doing.
You seem to be very angry for some reason. Relax buddy.
>>74915696
Yeah, you probably have all kinds of time to waste downloading books when you don't ever play with other people.
>adjusting intonation
>Turning the screw like 2 full turns
>nothing seems to happening
th-thanks
>>74915645
youre right it really has
>>74915745
You asked a question and I answered it. Do you also get upset at Google when you search for something and results appear? You sound like an extreamly dense knuckle dragger.
>>74915639
No but sometimes I tell my wife, "I'm going to practice this thing for a month and by then I should be pretty decent at it."
Samuel what do you use to record your guitar? Are you going straight into an interface?
>>74915821
And what do you tell your wife's son?
Why is there no /gg/ inspired guitar buying guide? We ought to make one.
>>74915853
I say Seagull for acoustic guitars if you don't want to break the bank
>>74915853
>/gg/
>buying anything
>with money
ah I remember my first day here
>>74915853
go buy an offset squier you twink
>>74915833
a sm57 copy into the motherboards mic input. no interface
when i use amplitube its the guitar (through the zoom g1, bypassed, just to normalize its impedance so it doesnt come out muddy) into the pcs input
>>74915655
Voodoo Child (Slight Return) is a must.
Oh my gods! Both sides of the conversation are the same guy. "I shitpost for a living!"
>>74915883
Never give up little buddy
>>74915835
Guess I walked right into that one.
>>74915925
bad advice. give up an kys samuel
>>74915819
Why are you getting this mad at someone in the internet? Mom took away your guitars?
Maybe you should consider a career change and do something you actually enjoy so you don't have to be so angry all the time.
>>74915949
bad post.
>>74915949
Ok, so you do get upset when you search for something on Google and results appear? Sounds like a personal issue, sorry.
>>74916016
But you're the one getting upset and projecting your bad feelings to others.
In that analogy you would get upset even before you search for something on Google.
Life's not that serious, enjoy the ride.
>>74916070
You're attempting to use an analogy now? What's next, monkeys using utensils? Will miracles will never cease!
Leave now fagets
hee hee hee
so this general is just shitposts from beginning to end right
>>74916356
yes hello welcome to /gg/
>>74916384
i don't like it
>>74912974
Dude how do you use this? I caught this in a 1.14 and its flimsy. My tortex gator 1.14 is stiffer than a 1.5.
>>74915932
Are you going to answer or what?
>>74916466
My wife and I don't have any children.
who here gud timing?
>>74916466
>My wife and I don't have any children.
>together
kek but your wife's son though
>>74916480
You mean you dont have children but she does, correct?
>>74916624
No.
>>74916665
digits say you're wrong anon. maybe you two need to have a talk
when we hit bump limit I'm posting my browns op again for the keks
>>74916737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phyqYbmiWUo
weres every body
>>74916965
if they were up your ass you'd know
>>74917030
tfw they arent
is there a keyboard for 50 bucks max where the keys feel good and not like a toy?
should i buy a ukulele? is it fun? never played a guitar btw
>>74917184
/mu/ get out
>>74917184
>never played a guitar btw
Oh you're in good company then
>>74917154
no you poorfag dumbass
>>74917315
t.went to private school and has wealthy parents
This general would really improve if we banned all poor posters who can't afford guitars.
>>74917340
if you're limited to $50 max then your parents are rich and not you
whos the best electric guitar player of history? jimmy page, eric clapton or ace frehley?
>>74917389
i am my parents' kid so actually i am rich
>>74917352
This. It makes me sick posting next to these proles
>>74917433
>floyd rose on a les paul
>>74917415
but you can't afford $51? don't think you know how this works anon
will this be better with more overdriven rhythm guitars?
https://clyp.it/sumq3vis
>>74917454
Not gonna lie, this made me chortle.
>>74917454
lol!
>>74917433
this made me feel disgusted and hopeless about this world
>>74917527
your image in the mirror this morning wasn't enough? I find this hard to believe
How the fuck do I make my pj bass sound good? Getting a good balance is difficult.
are there really no cheap keyboards with heavy keys? I don't want to blow too much of my paycheck on a new instrument
>>74917656
Step 1. Put your helmet on.
>>74917656
>pj
>good sound
You got memed.
>>74917674
this is guitar general not keyfag general now fuck off tardy
>>74917567
of course not. when i look in the mirror i see someone who would never commit such absurdity
>>74917750
>when i look in the mirror i see someone who would never commit such absurdity
>>74917803
i think youre using that pic incorrectly
>>74917711
Not that guy, but if I am already really good at piano, is there any reason I should start playing guitar (again)? I don't know anybody so I will never get to play in a band or with other people although I really want to.
>>74918059
>i think youre using that pic incorrectly
>>74918059
When are they going to come out with reliable brain plasticity drugs so I can stop wasting my practice time?
>>74918196
2030. If you can put off your violent, frantic suicide for a later date you'll get to try them.
>>74918196
it already exists its called soberty
>>74918326
Did you mean "sobriety?"
https://youtu.be/07JVVos1KUo
>>74918372
maybe he really likes techno
>>74915599
Ah shit. I think it's not a concrete fenomena though.
>>74917499
>https://clyp.it/sumq3vis
is gollum singing at the start here
i think the guitar sounds fine. i think it sounds fine at the level of gain it's at.
>>74918645
who is gollum
>>74918822
>>74918858
>tfw you have the same body and hair style
Guys... I posted it again... Wild World.... What do you think...?
finished cropping together the lead's takes
https://clyp.it/rkpwbkco
GOOD JOB SAMUEL
>>74918932
thanks an8on
Wild World... What do you think?
>>74918946
NO PROBLEM SAMUEL
>>74918966
why youre screaming are you okay
>>74918966
mam please stop shouting
>>74918975
>>74918976
oh my god we posted at the same time. do you know what that means? it means we have to kiss.
wow
NEW THREAD
>>74918939
>>74918939
>>74918939
>>74918997
>>74918998
again! looks like we have a lot of kissing today. im the luckiest girl in the thread.
>>74918997
but that would be gay, samuel
>>74918998
yep
>>74919018
its over by a second. never again.
>>74918975
>>74918976
>>74918997
>>74918998
what in the ever loving fuck are you homos doing
>>74919076
kissing
>>74919128
>>74918997
>>74919018
no
>>74917695
ive been liend to