Anyone here /mu/sical /mischeif/? >Uni dining halls let you

>>74902413
i ddi this in student bar on a campus where fsr they had the seer. i picked the title track, and payed for it to repeat 5 times. the bar almost completely cleared out after two.

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>cashier tells me to have a nice day
> I Have a Nice Life instead
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

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>someone asks me what I'm listening to
>I tell them I'm listening to "Wings"
>I'm actually listening to "Paul McCartney & Wings"

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computer: please eject ipod before disconnecting
me: whatever

>>74902603
Are you really pozwald spengler?

I once stuck Do the Batman on a jukebox five times in a row whilst blind drunk.

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>kid in the dorm next to mine constantly blasts country rap
>this kid is consistently jamming every night from around midnight until 4am
>wait about a week, tolerate it
>wait until he tells me he's taking a nap before a big test he has
>make a playlist with nothing but the lowest quality punk files i have
>think reagan youth, killed by florida, really shitty minor threat tracks, "the list goes on"
>put it on my system, which was easily twice as loud as his
>crankdatshit.bat
>literally louder than my ears can register
>leave, lock my door
>get tendies in the cafeteria, take my sweet time
>normie btfo, heard him tell his roommate later that he failed the test bc he couldn't sleep

>>74903458
Or, you could, you know, ask him to turn down his music.

>>74903583
where do you think we are?

>>74902413
but normies like swans

>>74902413
play dopesmoker you boring fuck

>>74904624
I tried to actually.

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>>74904624
>dopesmoker
>more boring than swans
maybe try playing go fuck yourself by the you fucking faggot

>>74903458
Excellent job lad.

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>>74904715

>>74903458
Use to pull a similar prank on my roommates in my quad. One roommate use to always barricade me in my dorm after party nights by moving all the furniture infront of it.
I'd play this on max, would echo down the hallways
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=snB2niCoxqk
I enjoy the song, but he's into DMB and the like, so usually before the song ended I'd have a path cleared out the door.