What type of music do I need to listen to, to attract the

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>>74898648

from my experience, probably tumblr-core shit

All you need is a guitar and three chords of a Ramones song, my friend.

>>74898648
That girl spends far more time trying out different outfits and looking at herself in the mirror than she does listening to music.
Just buy Joy Divison T-shirt and you're good to go, even if you've never heard Joy Division.

Any Ramones song and she will get wet af.

>>74898674
But I don't have the skill or strength

You don't need to even mention you like music to wreck that pussy. Just be a chad and make her laugh

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here's another picture of her

>>74898694
Well, then I guess you'll just have to settle for playing the "Stairway to Heaven" guitar solo

>>74898694
I'm guessing you can play "Stairway to Heaven" you fucking suck man.

>>74898648
anything off shitty sacred bones records

HOLY JOO NOSE

>>74898706
>goodbye, i'll see you other time
>*in my mind*
>that bitch was crazy nigga

>>74898706
oh my

>>74898736
>he doesnt know what a Roman nose looks like

nincompoop

How about some "Rythm n Noise" like Xotox?

Some starbuckscore shit like The National

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>>74898648
Grimes

>>74898706
>not even BDSM is safe from being co-opted by cocksucking Tumblrites

Very unfortunate.

>>74898706
>>74898648
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>her

>>74898817
Yeah, cocksucking has no place in BDSM

Sonic Youth

>>74898648
>>74898706
well, she has a SNOB pin and a Perdition tshirt
that's a pretty safe starting point
You could also go for a Nails tshirt, or Converge or Napalm Death or Extreme Noise Terror or something along those lines.

however
>bdsm shit
>rakta poster
run the fuck away
this is the kind of girl you want for a one night stand no the one you want to groom

whatever you like

>>74898648
pharmakon

tfw no jewish goth gf

>>74898674
>>74898694
>>74898708
>>74898718
dude if you do this for forty years and someone actually notices your forced meme it will be like you're getting all the love mommy and daddy never gave you

keep it up and try super hard and be thirsty i really want to see you sweating even more than you are now

you're going to be the worlds most sexually active billionaire by the end of the year at this rate keep forcing that meme dude it's just really worth while and purposeful so get it done ok

>>74898817
As if BDSM wasnt always tumbler tier shit

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>>74899927
BDSM was tumblr before tumblr?

damn you really made a nigga think

lol you dont' want date the girl on the right bro, she'll just snort xanax all day and cheat on you

how do i get the girl on the left

>>74900045
what about the girl on the left.

>>74898648
any throbbing gristle compilation

>>74900110
how about my throbbing uncircumcised cock

>>74899099
>this is the kind of girl you want for a one night stand no the one you want to groom
what did he mean by this?

>>74898648
don't give a shit about the obscure shit she cares about and look good

>>74900172
sucking on da black schmeat pole

>>74899879
dude if you do this for forty years and someone actually notices your "Stairway to Heaven" guitar solo it will be like you're getting all the love mommy and daddy never gave you

keep it up and try super hard and keep practicing those three chords i really want to see you sweating even more than you are now

you're going to be the worlds most talented rock guitarist by the end of the year at this rate keep playing in that style you eventually fell into dude it's just really worth while and purposeful so get it done ok

>>74900129
yes, that's what he suggested, your throbbing gristle compilation