ITT: We simplify our favorite genres of music with a single sentence.

>post-rock
DUDE EMOTIONAL DISHONESTY LMAO

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>Blues

MUH 1 4 5 PROGRESSION AND LYRICS ABOUT BEING POOR LMAO

>shoegaze
DUDE VROOOOOOM LMAO

>prog rock

DUDE MUH 20 HOUR LONG SONGS LMAO

>Prog rock
DUDE TIME SIGNATURES PRETENTIOUS WANK WITH CHEESY LYRICS AND KEYS LMAO

>Technical Death Metal

MUH LYRICS ABOUT DEEP SHIT AND OVERLY TECHNICAL SHIT ALL THE TIME LMAO

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>Baroque

not for everyone ...u need a certain level of intelligence to really vibe to his music.

>>74879860
DUDE WAR UUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHH

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>abstract hip hop

>GUADLUPE GUANTANAMO BOOPY BOOPYITY BOOP DOOP SHAPMPOO BOTTLE SCOOP CHEETOS DORITOS FRITOS DOO DOO POO POO

>IDM

Dude Muh Beep Boop Epic Technical Sounds

>Neoclassical Rock/Metal

DUDE MUH CHROMATIC HARMONIC MINOR SCALE PLAYED FAST

>Grunge

DUDE HEROIN LMAO

>war metal

DUDE WHO NEEDS TO HEAR THE GUITAR LMAO

>>74879860
>All wanker dance music
MUH LAPTOP

>Hardcore Punk
DUDE THE GOVERNMENT IS BAD LMAO

>stoner doom/metal

DUDE
WEED
LMAO

>thrash metal
Wanna see me make a palm mute riff?
Wanna see me do it again?
Also
>death metal
Wanna see me blastbeat?
Wanna see me do it again?

>pop punk
DUDE

RAC
Dude white people are the best but we got out smarted by commies and jews, let's play Ramones style punk rock to bitch about it even though they had a jewish member and rock music is based off of black people music LOL

>>74879967
>This faggot

Millions of people listen to baroque, and the insecure ones post shit like this.

>>74880073
>CHROMATIC MINOR

Noob.

>>74879967
here I got you

>Baroque
DUDE SEQUENCES LMAO

>/mu/

DUDE LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT MUSIC AND FOCUS ON POLITICS WHO'S WITH ME /POL/? LMAO

>>74879967

Is this a meme? Baroquefags are popping up everywhere

>>74881822
Underrated

>>74882814
>thread discussing music
>finds a way to bring up /pol/

>>74879860
>Atmopsheric Black Metal
DUDE WINTER LMAO

>industrial metal

DUDE GUITAR CHUGS AND ROBOT NOISES LMAO

>>74881822
kek

>>74882814
go back to plebbit you fucking nu-male cuck

>dnb
DUDE DRUMS AND BASS PLAYED IN A FAST TEMPO WITH EPIC BEEP BOP BIP SOUNDS

>trip hop
DUDE BRISTOL LMAO

>>74882929
actually it's more like
DUDE STOCK MUSIC FOR EARLY 2000s ACTION SHLOCK MASQUERADING AS ADVANCED DIGITAL MUSIC COMPOSITION EXPERIMENTS LMAO

DUDE GAY ENGLISHMAN FROM WHITE GHETTOS BANGING ON SYNTHS,TRASHCANS, AND TALKING THROUGH FANS

>breakcore
DUDE LOOK HOW MANY DIFFERENT TIME SIGNATURES I CAN SPLICE THIS BREAK IN TO

>noise

DUDE HSSSSSSKKRKSKSSSSSSSSKKKKKSSSSSSSSSSS

> industrial
> DUDE LETS RAIL SOME COKE, FUCK WITH SHIT WE FOUND IN A CONSTRUCTION SITE

>ambient
DUDE MUh-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>Emo

Dude... my heartbreak...

>>74879901
DUDE WAKING UP IN THE MORNING LMAO

>>74883051
> industrial
I fucked up

>RIO
DUDE FUCK MAINSTREAM LMAO

>Jazz
DUDE MUH WEED AND POSITIVE VIBES ONE LUV BROTHA

>>74883280
more like
DUDE MILD INCONVENIENCES BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTION LMAO

>new wave

DUDE DAVID BOWIE LMAO

>>74883781
u mean reggae?

>>74883833
this. emo is silly.

>Post-Rock
DUDE BROODING ATMOSPHERE AND FORMULAIC STRUCTURE LMAO

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>>74884453
DUDE IT ALL SOUNDS THE EXACT SAME

>Eurobeat
DUDE GAY ITALIANS SLIDING OFF THE ROAD LMAO

>>74879883
explain pls

>Surf rock
DUDE GUITARS LMAO

>doom metal/stoner rock/desert rock

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

>>74882722
>>74882835
Did you not get that it was a joke?

>>74885160
It was a good joke then

>>74885547
it actually was, for once

>>74879860
>SINGLE GUITAR RIFF REPEATED FOR ENTIRE SONG
post literally a single song that does this

>ramonescore
>DUDE IM A FUCKING LOSER AND NO GIRLS LIKE ME LMAO