>stubbed my toe getting out of the shower >I Hurt Myself

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>beating my wife
>Imagine starts playing

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>>74869292
>Accidentally touch some biker's ass in a dive bar
>This Charming Man starts playing

>fighting some zipperheads in Vietnam
>It Wasn't Me by Shaggy starts playing
>the year is 2000 and I spend my freetime beating up gooks

>walk into a biker bar
>Bad To The Bone starts playing

>>74869492
>walk into a bar
>I Hurt Mysef Today starts playing

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>the window is open and a draft blows in
>It Ain't Me starts playing

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>>74869405

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>Fortunate Son by CCR comes on the radio
>It Ain't Me starts playing

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>Driving down Sunset Blvd.
>"California, Rest In Peace (Simultaneous Release Remix)" starts play

>walk into the club
>like what up I got a big cock

>walk out of the club
>In da Club by 50 Cent stops playing

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>walk into a 50s themed restaurant
>Ba Baba Ba Ba Ba-ba Ba Baba Ba Baba Ba Da Dang-a Dang a Dinga Dong Ding Dong starts playing

>>74870047
>>74869986
It's not as funny when you samefag dude

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>>74870294

>walking in school halls
>we don't need no education starts playing

>>74870047
>outside of the clun
>in da club
autism

cringe

>accidentally dropped my sister's baby
>it's blind now
>whoop there it is starts playing

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>throw my infant child out of a 53rd floor window
>Tears in Heaven starts playing

>illegally downloads software
>paranoia paranoia everybodys coming to get me starts playing

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>at a funeral for my friend who drowned
>i can't swim by jeff buckley starts playing

>beating my dick
>Eric Carmen's All By Myself starts playing

>make tutorial in YouTube
>Dreamscape by 009 Sound System starts playing

>enter my house
>Splash 1 by 13th Floor Elevators starts playing

>download Robert Fripp's entire discography
>In the Court of the Crimson King starts playing

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>Having sex with girl in my owl themed ship
>Hallelujah by Leo Cohen starts playing

>>74871466
That isn't funny, he didn't do that

>>74872089

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

>>74872281
a bag cocaine won't scream while falling off a sky scraper

>>74872293
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window

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>make a major social faux pas or otherwise humiliated
>hello darkness my old friend