This guy comes up to you, takes your guitar and does a face melting

>>74861247
Not care because I know he's committed to celibacy

>>74861247
Ask him to sing me Tiny Dancer and we'll call it even

I let hit take my gf to a room follow them, then as he mounts her I come up and grab his sweet Froosh ass cheeks.

>>74861247
Give him some heroin so he disappears again.

>>74861332
it would be an honor to have your gf get froosh stamped

start singin about ma funky mo fugga callafoyya and make a band called red hot chilly billies

>>74861247
I listened to Stillwater too.

>>74861319
Yeah, this
Also, I feel sorry for him because of the alimony so give him a pass

>>74861247
I dunno, something about California

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>>74861247
MAKE ANOTHER ATAXIA ALBUM YOU ZEN JUNKIE GUITAR-LICH!

He wouldn't play a face melting solo because his solos are terrible.

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>>74863077

>>74863077
T. Metalfag

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