this guy enters your room and starts walking towards you.

turn 360 degrees and walk away

I start twitching and salivating, like with myxomatosis

>>74861116
but... 360.... nevermind

>>74861100
take off my clothes

tell him how much of a fucking hack he is

>>74861116
...
you mean 180°

>>74861349
>>74861406
the joke
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your heads

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>>74861349
>>74861406

>>74861100
Say "global warming is real' and watch him fall to the floor and start sobbing in phoetus-stance for 30 minutes.

I met Thom Yorke once. I was in California and I happened to run into him at a local diner. He was sitting alone and it looked like he'd only just started eating, so I decided to just go up and say hi (if his friends were there I would have just let him be). Anyway, I walk up and say hello and tell him I know him from Radiohead. Nothing. No reaction. Doesn't say a word. He just sits there, staring right through me. Staring intensely, but with no emotion whatsoever.

I begin to feel awkward, so I say "sorry to disturb you" and start to walk away but before I even get a chance to turn he just gets up suddenly and starts walking toward me, still making full eye contact. At first I thought he was going to try and barge into me or something, but at the last minute (like an inch away from me) he turns and heads toward the trash can. Then he starts dumping everything on his plate into it. One by one. Potatoes, carrots, everything. He picks up each bit of food up, holds it high above the can and drops it. Some of it didn't even make it into the trash because he wasn't looking at what he was doing.

Finally his plate is empty and this is the part that really fucking weirded me out. He looks around to check no one (but me) is looking, then slides the plate under his jacket and walks out.

I was just astounded, it was pretty surreal.

pull out a guitar and say "oy how does this sound", then badly play desert island disk.

Ask him

"what the hell are you doing here?"

follow up with

"You don't belong here"

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>>74861554

>>74861100
put a door between us so he walks into it and goes away

>>74861100

I will keep on fapping while staring at him

>>74861100
get up to shake his hand and thank him for his music.

>>74861100
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

something something flan in the face

>>74861100
Make him stop mastering Radiohead albums with ridiculous amounts of compression and limiting. Oh and I would lay him down in a bunker underground.

>>74861100
well the guy is like 5'4 so I probably wouldn't even notice him

>>74861100
>start throw my toy model cars at him so fast i could have killed him
>he quickly starts climbing up the wall
>call him creep
>i fearfully ask him what the hell he wants from me
>he screams "I just wanted to ask if I could use your computer, ok!"
>i say ok
>he apologizes for barging in and that he meant no surprises
>i show him to my computer
>suddenly he's stripping nude
>i don't know what to do at this point
>he starts looking up pictures of these weird looking fish
>decide it would be best if i just disappeared completely
>go to the kitchen and eat some sardines out of a tin box
>regret ever agreeing to be Thom Yorks roommate

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>>74861100

>Open toilet lid

>See this

How do you react?

robie mu loda

>>74864752
I'd throw down the government.

>>74861100
id say, you're a creeep

>>74861100
Take the money and run