>first day of class icebreaker >"what kind of music

"Everything except country" is your safest bet, always.

skrewdriver
power electronics
merzbow
death grips
limp bizkit
whatever the caretaker is
lil wayne

>put on star shaped sunglasses
>ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

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>>74854696
>whatever The Caretaker is

>>74854694
>perpetuating microaggressions against white people
This is not how you go about healing the divide bro

>>74854686
Im 5, I listen to whatever my mom plays on the radio.

>>74854717
I perpetuate my microagressions towards the fact that most country sounds like fucking dogshit and if any hicks don't like it, they can suck my dick like they do their siblings.

>>74854686
Oh you know,

Swans
Death Grips
Animal Collective
Can
Talking Heads
Godspeed You! Black Emperor

You?

>>74854767
You would get roasted

>>74854686
A little bit of everything

>>74854783
This but you have to follow up with a handful of actual examples, and don't make it come off smug or seem like you're namedropping.

>>74854767

>Swans
shit
>Death Grips
shit
Animal Collective
excellent
>Can
good but people only say it's their favorite so they look cool, i.e. pretentious answer, i.e., shit
>Talking Heads
excellent
>Godspeed You! Black Emperoer
pure shit

you're getting beaten up the second the teacher leaves the classroom for any reason

>>74854837
>animal collective
>excellent

>>74854867
Their first five albums are delicious.

>>74854901
>noise and folk anco
>good at all
>>>>>delicious
holy fucking shit dude

>>74854912
shut the fuck up, pleb

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>>74854837
gybe is good

>>74854919
Beta beta beta beta beta beta beta fucking sex sweet tight sugary cunt beta fucking beta alpha nu male beta have you seen the beta beta alpha as fuck I do alpha shit push beta beta push heavy shit eat healthy have sex love life beta beta alpha alpha touchy touch touchy touch

buddy pal hey pal buddy you know kid buddy what's up pal lol lol buddy buddy you alright there buddy >:) hey how's it kid what's the beta post best albums for hey buddy how's it going kid you okay there you're not okay there remember you're going to die afraid with sores on your back buddy hey kid

buddy please stop pretending buddy itt best poser core for the mental ill buddies why are buddy pretending buddy you alright buddy you having a mental seizure buddy alpha beta alpha beta pussy you know who gets pussy the buddy gets push heavy shit buddy stop pretending haha lol stop pretending kid stop stop please to have a mental disorder buddy you alright

>>74854901
have an upvoat good sir

>>74854922
no they're not. you can tell right away because they have one of the shittiest band names. As a rule, any band name with an ! in it is shit, but even moreso if it's in the middle of the name. Not only is all of this true, but they're also shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36DCuT1KxM4

>>74854953
maybe if it's a middle school

>>74854949
>moreso

>>74854963
That doesn't even work because Gorillaz are completely irrelevant in the modern era and modern day middle schoolers wouldn't want to listen to some irrelevant band, and the people in middle school who listened to Demon Days would be adults now.

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>>74854686
Mostly Righeira and Sottopressione. Sometimes Bach too

>>74854969
>Though more so spelled as two words, the one-word moreso gained ground despite the disapproval of usage authorities.
fuck off spook

>>74854694
Everything except rap is the correct answer

>>74855205
everything except neo-bop jazz is the patrician answer

>>74855231
Everything except Everything Everything is the right answer.

Loli fartcore

>>74855269
recs?

>>74854686
My favourite album is Songs About Fucking

>>74855286
You need to listen to more music then. And less /mu/core.

>>74854694
pre 00s country is songkino though

>>74855301
Okay, my favourite album is Atomizer.

>>74854686
>what do???
i ask them politely but firmly to stop distracting me during class because i went into a metric fuckton of debt to be here today.

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>>74854686
just some 90's rock with too many effects, my man xdddd

>>74854949
Neu!

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Just tell them what kinds of music you listen to, retard.

>>74854837
>getting beaten up
>for naming 5 artists literally no one out of the whole classroom will know

You guys underestimate the echochamber that is /mu/.

"tyler the creator
earl sweatshirt
kendrick lamar
flying lotus
death grips
aphex twin
kasabian
gorillaz
blur

You?"

>>74854926
This but unironically.

>>74855901
>literally no one out of the whole classroom will know
death grips have become a facebook meme now so anyone who likes facebook memes (always garunteed to be at least one kid) will know them

anyone who's a wannabe hipster (again, there's always one) will have heard of anco but probably never listened to them

a lot of people know psycho killer so will at least have heard talking heads

i've actually met quite a lot of people who surprisingly listen to gybe in my day to day life

i'm a different anon btw

>>74854686
Always say rock

>>74854696
xd

>"Well, depends on what you define as 'music'. If were talking chords and melody my top 3 is probably Taylor Swift, Vladimir Oidupaa Oiun and that rapper with those beats y'know. If you have a looser definition then probably Viper the Rapper, John Cage's 4'33" and Jacob Kirkegaard's 4 Rooms"

say all types of stuff followed by what you've been listening to lately

>>74854837
>Animal Collective
>Excellent

>Talking Heads
>not AIDS

Dumbass

>>74854686
Got asked this in work yesterday and it caught me off guard so I flubbed a non-answer. Too hard to articulate.
>I listen to loads of stuff, it's hard to articulate it as a short answer. (Two acts you listen to as an example)
Probably the best answer before you flip the question.

despacito song of the summer : ^ )

>You know, I like everything
>Oh, so did you listen to the new Chainsmokers song?
>Y-yeah...

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>>74854686
Oh you know,
whatever people tells me what is "patrician" on an image board and i pretend i like it

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>>74856337

everything except zydeco and harsh noise

I listen to only patrician music
sims 1-4 soundracks
Microsoft original midi files
Apple computers music
Normie Music tapes from the owners of the grocery stores/supermarkets/malls that they play usually
Kevin MacLeod
Youtube free music
DRM free music
And a lot lot of music

>Lofi Hip Hop Radio 24/7 Chill Gaming / Study Beats

>Wii Fit and zumba music

>>74856357
hey man thats a nice kitty! is it yours? i just wanna say i lurk here randomly when im bored and seeing that kitty always makes me smile

>>74856562
You are 12

>>74856574
not the dude that you are replying to, but i like to see nice things on 4chan too!

>>74854686
>Grimes
>skrewdriver
>Death Grips
>AJJ
>Neutral Milk Hotel
>XXXTentacion

>>74854686
"I exclusively listen to the most cheesiest power metal."

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>>74854837
>Animal Collective
>excellent
>not stage 4 lung cancer

>Radiohead
>Elliot Smith
>Car Seat Head rest
>Tame Impala

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>>74854686

Jake Paul

*dab*

>>74857014
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74854686
Rock. If asked which type, just stay name of a decade.

>>74854686
I give them a concise list of my top 5 genres and my 3 favorite records from each genre.

>>74856128
Interesting

>>74854694
>not liking hank williams
wew

>>74854926
i love these autistic posts i dont see them enough anymore

Seriously? That's like the most Reddit question in the world. I don't have time for this.
*backflips out of the class room*

>>74857234
>*backflips out of the class room*
*holds up spork*

I listen to everything, but my favorites are rock music like The Beatles, Frank Zappa, and King Crimson.
It's not that hard, anon.

>>74855901
You're seriously suggesting that in a room full of people, nobody will have heard of Talking Heads? It's time to remove your head from your ass and stop thinking the music you listen to is remotely unique or special.

>>74857004
Yo i saw Carseat Headrest the other day they were great live, way better than recorded

>>74857645
That's not very obscure, Avant.

>>74857776
It's not supposed to.

>>74855901
Death Grips, Talking Heads, and Godspeed are all pretty popular. In fact, just at school I had some classmates listen to either of the three. I even had a friend who liked Can, but I have to admit he was a special case.

>>74854953
Only good thing Converse have ever done

>>74856263
lmao

>>74854686
"only country and rap" or "both kinds, country *and* western"

>>74854730
This

>>74854730
imagine being this much of a pleb

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>>74857645
>Wow anon you have good taste. Can you stand up and explain to the class why you used to catfish as a Latin American girl on 4chan's music board?
How do you respond?

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>>74855262

"hmm. I like a ton of different stuff. But recently I've been listening to Ween, Queens of the Stone age and Mount Eerie"

>>74854694
Bluegrass is alright

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>>74854686
techno interests me

>>74857703
>"Everyone on /mu/ is from America".

>>74854996
This is actually true. Most of the 2000s kids never heard about them. It was middle school music for people who don't even go to school anymore.

>>74855901
>literally no one will know
Those are all pretty popular, not to mention there's a high chance you have some /mu/tants and redditors at a college.

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>>74854837
You're the autistic kid that thinks everyone agrees with him but in reality is hated by everyone

>>74858859
This. Just look for the ugly manlets, odds are they will know mucore

The Beatles
Kanye West
Beach Boys
Bob dylan
Marvin Gaye
Outkast
The Smiths
Joy Division
Talking Heads
Leonard Cohen
Herbie Hancock
Death Grips
Sufjan Stevens
Frank Ocean
Frank Zappa
Earl Sweatshirt
Olivia Tremor Control
Fleet Foxes
Animal Collective
Can
Everything Everything
Miles Davis
Stevie Wonder
Buddy Holly
David Bowie
Tim Buckley
Jeff Buckley
These are my favorite artist so just a handful of them.

>>74854686
ITT: special snowflakes

>>74858958
Shit

>>74857004
me too :)

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>>74854837
>animal collective
>excellent

>>74854686


>Say David Bowie
>Known all the way through school as the "David Bowie" guy

>>74854696
>whatever the caretaker is
Even more pretentious than vaporwave with about as much originality.

>>74854686
Just say Free Jazz then start flapping your arms and screaming like rain man

is the correct answer not pumped up kicks?

>>74859033
Yes because most people see you as a pretentious fucktard, which you are. Bowie made average pop music which has been replaced by modern pop music, and yet you're still a contrarian that listens to him so you've naturally outed yourself as that guy.

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The "I have pretty obscure taste" argument
>Radiohead
>Animal Collective
>Death Grips
>Kanye
>Talking Heads

Ya, eh

Don't go looking for approval for your tastes, you'll never get it, especially here.

With that said;

Bass Drum of Death
David Bowie
Creedence Clearwater
Clarence Clarity
Beach Fossils
Beach House
The Frights
and Lil B for good measure lmao

Just list two of your favourite artists/bands that are either known of by most people, or are in a genre which most people are aware of, and then your honest answer for favourite.

>>74854837
>anco exellent
>swans, death grips and godspeed shit

wow, have you considered inserting a glass bottle up your ass?

>>74854686
I usually tell them I listen to a lot of stuff, but you can check out my last.fm account if you're interested.

>>74854686
tell him/her what kind of music you listen to, idiot
>>74854696
>skrewdriver
*punches you in the face*

>>74854686
it goes it goes it goes

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yuh