Please justify listening to Zappa when you're over the age of sixteen.
I'll wait.
>>74845610
He makes good music
What is your game, kiddo?
implying he's wrong
>>74845610
because of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNkl1avYXRM
>>74845610
>If you want to get laid, go to college.
heh y-yeah...
>>74845659
>tfw went to college and graduate school and am still a virgin
I want to die
>>74845659
>>74845681
How is this possible? How do you have less game than Frank fucking Zappa?
>>74845691
Zappa got pussy 24/7, why do u think it was all he sang about
>>74845691
Being ugly, shy, and non-charismatic helps
>>74845691
only ppl that talked to me in class was other nerds.
every girl in my class had a "boyfriend" closest i got was dating this girl from the gym. but shes dating some 34 yr old guy she met at her sisters wedding
fuck this life
>>74845610
One of the most aunattractivr men to be beholden in our time. he has a crownded mouth and no top lip. he is a absolute gauvea stain with false ideals.
Spin around in hell until deathd Frankie
>>74845691
frank zappa wasn't exactly ugly anon
Listen at 20 or 19, acid album of 60-70 awesome, first 30 albums fine, than shitty 80, Have he shitted 96 album? Crazy.
>>74845739
>men to be beholden in our time. he has a crownded mouth and no top lip. he is a absolute gauvea stain with false ideals.
t. nu-male
>>74845610
>it's another "take a reasonable Zappa quote and pretend it's edgy fedora garbage" episode
Can I get a show of hands from all the "men" here who enjoy Frank Zappa's work?
Now we are all laughing because I am tickling those exposed armpits
>>74845691
>How do you have less game than Frank fucking Zappa?
Well let's see... Zappa was taller than me, more handsome, more well spoken, more talented... plus it was the 60's where everybody could get laid and girls weren't only interested in chads.
Zappa is literally the modern Voltaire
Voltaire:
>shit i'm an intellectual midget and have a huge inferiority complex towards Leibniz, whatever shall i do? hey, that's it! i'll write le ebin satire strawmanning one quote and literary historians (brainlets) will consider me genius!
Zippo:
>shit i'm an aesthetical midget and i'm gonna be just a footnote to Varese when it comes to serious composition, what now? oh yeah! i'll write le ebin rock suites satirizing a strawman of an average burger and rock critics (brainlets) will consider me a genius!
>>74845827
The fuck did you just say?
>Don't cum in me in me
>Don't cum in me in me
>Don't cum in me in me
>Don't cum in me in me
Zappa fans be like
>/mu/ suddenly hates Frank Zappa
What the fuck happened?
do yo think that im crazy? out of my mind?
Never heard a song from this guy and never will.
>>74846537
patrician taste detected
>tfw your library doesn't have Marx
>>74846059
it's not like that at all it's more like how can I make people buy my music and still make music I dig?