What was she thinking

this is the next step in ripping off Miley - this is Katy's 23

>>74809537
Except Miley's 23 was a good track

its not what SHE was thinking

its what the damn music executives were thinking

katy perry has no say or anything over her products, i guarantee that

>>74809421
>that stupid meme reference
I don't want to believe this is real

>>74809916
What meme? I didn't see any

>>74809971
shooting stars

>>74809971
2:10 - 2:17 is a meme

Search "Shooting Stars compilation"
Katy immediately dated this music video

>>74810004
i fucking hate youtube meme compilation culture. So cancerous and obnoxious

THE GLOBALIST ILLUMINATI CONTROL EVERYTHING YOU WATCH AND SEE AFTER THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION REFORMED THE NDAA IN 2012 WHICH LEGALIZED THE USE OF PROPAGANDA IN THE UNITED STATES. KATY PERRY IS A VICTIM OF MONARCH MIND CONTROL AND THE MONARCH PROJECT, BOTH OF WHICH WERE STARTED BY THE CIA. DO NOT INDULGE YOURSELF IN THIS BRAINWASHING, YOU ARE THE RESISTANCE AGAINST THE GLOBALIST POLICE STATE. HELP YOURSELF WHILE YOU STILL HAVE FREE WILL.

ALSO TRAPS ARE GAY

>>74810431
*MOCKING BIRD PROJECT, EXCUSE MY TYPO

ALSO HILLARY CLINTON CAN LAY EGGS

>>74809421
What the fuck happened to her? She's almost 40 and acting edgy

>>74809421
It's very simple: Katy Perry's career is over. Her last album fell right off the charts, it had no successful singles, and shows are being cancelled because she can't sell the tickets. Katy Perry is irrelevant. This is her last grip at the top. By making something so autistically horrible people will think it was """ironic""" and so dumbass teenagers will ironically be fans of her. It failed, and now all she has is a horrible reinvention and a music video only good for mocking. She can try to reinvent herself again (which will be a failure, no one will accept it so soon after her last "reinvention") or she can become a nostalgia acts and play medium venues for people who remember listening to Katy Perry when they were younger, plus releasing one shitty album every five years or so. Her label is probably sick of pouring money into her with no return, so be sure to catch Katy Perry on her California Girls anniversary tour in a few years.

That was the worst thing I have ever seen. Anyways, SPORTS, does anybody else like SPORTS?

>>74809421
I was quietly reflecting on electronic influences in pop music till 2:10 happened and i wanted to shoot myself in the head

This music video, like every other one of her videos, was disgraceful Illuminati propaganda. Fucking trash. I cannot believe our country is so full of degenerate scum.

Katy Perry is a MIND CONTROL VICTIM. Just like many Hollywood actors and Miley Cyrus.

Look into the Monarch project.

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>>74809421
video was awful but holy shit

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>>74811911
nicki minaj's ass is awful

>>74811047
hnggg

>>74810537
Nobody survives the post 40 wall in pop without being a meme or nostalgia act. Not Madonna, not Britney Spears, not Christina Aguilera. Nobody.

>>74814013
Don't you ever do anything but spam /mu/, Marina hatefag?

>>74810431
Sounds like a segment from the Vigilant Christian's video. And by the way, where is his video on this? What have """ they """ done to him?

>>74814013
Madonna was at least somewhat relevant until All Hung Up which was her last charting hit.

>No random bitch wearing a bulls jersey

dropped

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what is this expression supposed to convey?

>>74814048
What? I'm not that guy the same thing will happen to Charli XCX if she last that long.

For those who don't know, there's this perversely obsessed troll who hates Marina Diamandis and posts rants about her being old and washed up, mostly because he tries to promote Charli XCX. Any time you see a wall of text about washed up female pop stars, there's a 90% chance it's him.

He's posted on /int/ as well, it turns out he's German and is a raging autistic /r9k/-level virgin.

>>74814115
If anything, she had a bit of an early 2000s comeback after having been irrelevant for most of the 90s. I wish she'd retired after COADF instead of embarrassing herself.

>>74810431
>first part
Mmm...okay. Sure. Whatever.
>traps are gay
You are fake news.

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>>74809421
MEMES AMIRITE XDDDD

The problem isn't that KP got political, it's just that nobody listens to a KP song because they're interested in politics, they listen because they like bubbly Valley Girl pop ditties.

>>74814332
she was always shallow garbage, all image, tits.
But all women who coast on looks will learn that it wont matter when they hit the wall and arent the sexy 20 year old anymore.

Another big factor is dr luke wrote all her songs and that guy is gonso.

Its also why miley cyrus stopped being a stupid whore

>>74814215
There is a delicious meta game trying to figure out these posters with no life that have signature shitposts. Like there's a guy on /pol/ who posts a daily thread that is a picture of Soe (a girl that does game content videos and live event hosts) and asks what's wrong with millennial women who refuse to sleep with him. It's taken like a year, but I think I'm homing in on his posts over in /v/ and /vg/

>>74814332
Green Day complaining about Trump, while annoying, is consistent and in line with who they are artistically since they've always been political. Katy Perry I doubt even knows who's president other than that it's some guy who isn't a Democrat, so she's required to whine about him if she wants to work in the biz again.

>>74811942
Stay pleb

>>74814447
I mean, ever seen interviews of her. She is _dumb_.

>>74814391
>she was always shallow garbage, all image, tits.
Especially tits.

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>>74814395
>mocks career shitposters with no life
>then says he's taken a year to study them to be able to identify them on sight

>>74814013
Bjork

>>74814727
She was always really an alternative artist and not a Top 40 hit factory. They're pretty much expendable in the same sense of a professional athlete, and also peak at about the same age (late 20s-early 30s).

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>>74814656
that isnt even the most autistic thing i have seen on this website.

One time an Australian guy hacked 4chan, stole moots account, just to find out were some french girl lived that posted on int

>>74814447
>>74814332
Once you've firmly found your "sound" as an artist, you look dumb by trying to stray too far from it.

>>74814806
What made Moot finally give up and sell 4chan off was when /pol/ discovered that his SJW gf cheated on him.

>>74814656
It's not as if the Marina hatefag is exactly hard to identify.

Katy should stick with the generic "inspirational" pop songs that the main steam eats up, she just ain't got that type of range.

>>74814981
she's fallen for the 'i can use my fame to tell the blue collar public what to think about current social and political issues' meme that celebrities are prone to.

>>74815038
i want to put my candy between her tits if you get my cheeky humor too katy

>>74815027
The problem is, she's so airheaded that nobody can take anything she says about politics seriously.

She should be told that boobs have a diminishing return.

The longer you wait to flash them, the less value they have.

For example, scarlett johansson. Had she let loose during the "red dress" phase, the world would have stopped.

But when she finally got around to it, everyone was like "nope, not worth the wait".

Katy has, in my opinion, already transitioned past the point where people are gong to give her a free pass because she has a nice rack.

Now that she's gone full lib, the clock is really ticking on her popularity.

Now, you have to realize how short lived success in popular music is. Her peak was in 2008-11, that may not seem so long ago but in terms of pop culture and musical sounds, it's ancient history. So we are in 2017. If this were 1987, it would be the equivalent of talking about artists like REO Speedwagon and Devo who were hot at the end of the 70s-start of the 80s, but who still gave a shit about them in 1987?

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The song is kinda fun and catchy.

But holy shit. That video. Wow. What happened?

I need to go listen to California Girls again...

>>74815203
Videos are like that. Sometimes they enhance the song, other times you're better off not watching them.

>>74815183

Yes, and the window is much more narrow for female artists.

Since it takes time to develop talent and build your sound, you're usually up in years before you hit it big.

(excluding, of course, the disney child labor factory).

For example, when the group Blondie finally made it big, Deborah Harry was already 30 years old.

Young by real standards, but 10 years later who wants to see a 40 year old woman shaking it on stage?

The same doesn't hold true for male performers. Sinatra and Tony Bennett would still pack them in in their 80's, but it's different for female music stars.

>>74809916
I did chuckle a little desu.senpai

>>74815247
I think the problem with Debbie Harry was mostly that Madonna very quickly co-opted her style of music and ran with out, and she's still extremely butthurt about it to this day, she has insulted Madonna in interviews before.

There's a certain pettiness and jealousy female artists have towards each other one does not see with male artists, for example I've never heard Mick Jagger go around and shit on rock frontmen 10-20 years younger than him.

>>74815334

Henry Higgans had it right all along

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Doz5w2W-jAY

it's just a silly random comedy video
what was you people expecting? some avantgarde video?

>>74815334
Keith Richards has shit on everyone, but it's kind of just bantz and I never got the impression he really hates, say, Metallica the way Madonna has an almost homicidal rage towards younger pop stars.

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>>74809818
>im in the club with my shades awn

>>74815407
>Keith Richards has shit on everyone, but it's kind of just bantz and I never got the impression he really hates, say, Metallica

Lars Ulrich has basically said the young kids in metal bands can have at it, they've made their money and he's willing to pass on the torch to the new generation.

>>74815247
My cousin was like 13 in the late 70s when they were big and he was all like holy fuck, Debbie Harry is 33? she's like a fucking grandma.

>>74815183
>Devo
Their message was stuck in the 70's and their core fanbase wasn't the one that would listen to synth pop.

>>74815546
>Their message was stuck in the 70's

Yes...it was the right message for the Carter malaise years but by the time the economic recovery happened in 1983, they became irrelevant.

>>74815546
>>74815183
REO Speedwagon...IDK what happened to them.

>>74815636
Those 70s corporate rock bands like REO and Foreigner got ousted by hair metal by the mid-80s, and most of them also couldn't transition to the MTV era because they weren't photogenic enough.

>>74814395
This is why I'm always careful with my waifuposting as a musician. I can't ever be found out about this. :|

It's like I said. Music styles change quickly and the stuff Katy Perry did in the late 2000s isn't really what's fashionable now. She or her handlers probably realize she can't keep making Teenage Dream forever, but at the same time, this attempt to "reinvent" her sound is so ridiculously bad that it's almost self-parody.

It's like she went out and hired the same exact people who made the Hillary Clinton Pokémon go to the polls video.

>>74815725
>She or her handlers probably realize she can't keep making Teenage Dream forever
And, you know, as she gets older she looks pretty silly doing that kind of music.

>>74810431
/x/ pls

>>74815546
The rock audience in the 70s-80s had a perverse hatred of synthpop, some bands (I know Queen was one of them) would actually put disclaimers on their albums saying "No synthesizers were used in the making of this album".

>>74815723
Tell us who your waifu is, Trent. It's okay we'll keep it a secret.

>>74815183
REO Speedwagon peaked with Hi Infidelity, the followup album (Good Trouble) was a rush job that Epic forced them to bang out to keep the momentum going. Wheels Are Turnin' was pretty successful, after that they faded from the charts.

>>74810431
wow this

>>74809421
what's so bad about this? it's just 2017 "humor". it's dumb but it's not any worse than any random youtube "comedy" video

>>74810537
Well, there goes another one. Besides Taylor who's left out of all the female pop stars that came out in the late 00's?

>>74816984
I guess kind of Rihanna although Anti was less successful than her previous efforts.

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>>74809421
>Your game is tired
>You should retire
>You're 'bout as cute as
>An old coupon expired

>>74816984
If you remember 2007, most of the late 90s group like Britney et al weren't relevant anymore either.

>>74817073
this art was created by a team of professionals

>>74816984
Keep in mind as well that Taylor Swift started out as a country artist and moved to straight pop only on Red.

>>74809818
kek

>>74810004
Cringe of the year for me

A big cultural shift is on the way, almost every artist whose image and schtick was rooted in the cultural climate of the Obama years is quickly becoming outdated.

>>74809421

jfc, why did I watch this. It's like she watched fucking too many memes and space jam once.

She's really not very attractive if you've seen her without makeup.

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>>74809421
is math related to science

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31-1-XifdJk

IM DYING

>>74809849
>katy perry has no say or anything over her products, i guarantee that
you don't know much about the music industry, girl
you see thaat anti-glam inclusiveness? pure current perry

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>>74810537
>Katy Perry's career is over.
Yeah, no...

...Witness debuted at #1
...Bon Appetit and Slave have almost 650,000,000 YouTube views
...the horrid Swish has 40 million views in 4 days
...her tour start was pushed back to Sept 7 because of production delays due to the size and complexity of the stage sets
...and no dates were cancelled

>>74817499
Neato, her marketers are here.

>>74809421

>What was she thinking

Probably something along the lines of "Ooh boy, I sure could go for a gallon of black cum in my fertile womb".

>>74817530
>Probably something along the lines of "Ooh boy, I sure could go for a gallon of black cum in my fertile womb"
She's like 35. Not for much longer.

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>>74817507
naw, when people talk shit like they know, but they're just making it up, I take exception.
i'm like one of those pricks that bitches about people's grammar, only my concern is facts.
i can't stand Katy Perry's music and don't know much about her as a person, except that she looks like this when you wake up next to her irl

>>74817530
>fertile

We have Lorde now, who needs this old STD-riddled whore anymore.

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>she tugged on this little sausage
she's allowed a decent penile desu

>>74817602
Before him she was with the black guy from Gym Class Heroes.

>>74817578
Lorde is not attractive, she has a man body, dude.

>>74817578
lorde looks like she has bad BO desu

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Is that a just dance ad IN a music video.

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What was she thinking...

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>>74817647
>>74817628

>>74817694
fucking ew

>>74817622
WE NEED TO GO BACK

So this is her reinvention number... what exactly?
>first was fun loving pop rock
>then it was bubblegum pop
>then it was a strong independent gurl who don't need no unwashed brit comedian
>now it's SAVAGE AF bitch

>>74817694
Better than all these piece of shit waifus at least

>>74817694
is that the armenian from deep space 9?

>>74818100
Or at least better than Gr*mes.

>>74818060
it just struck me that her career is basically a trajectory of the white shitlib zeitgeist

katy perry might be the ultimate obama era artist, with all it entails

>>74818160

>>74817199

>>74818128
I had hope

>>74818186
yes, i figured that went without saying. who's going to replace them, though? and will music on the whole continue to tumble toward capital-serving hyperpoliticization in the face of american "fascism" or are things gonna mellow out a couple of years into the trump administration?

>>74814447
>always been political
But that isn't true.

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>>74817628
D O N T C H A T S H I T A B O U T L O R D E

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>>74817111
>Red
>straight pop

>>74818303
goodness

>>74818329
Uh huh.

>>74818398
My hunch is that all of that bunch, Taylor Swift, Rihanna, Katy Perry, Kanye, Drake, they're all going to drop off the map very shortly.

>>74818442
i can definitely sense that swift and perry's days ar e numbered, but rihanna and drake? no way

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>>74818507
Then again, Rihanna's latest was not as successful as her previous albums. Perhaps the four year downtime between albums had something to do with it.

>>74818507
Rihanna isn't getting any younger, and while she still has hits they're nothing compared to her older ones.

Drake might slide into a Jay Z or Dr. Dre type of situation

>>74818546
>Rihanna isn't getting any younger, and

And it's the Marina hate troll again.

The Life of Pablo wasn't too successful either, Kanye's probably also done.

>>74817694
No tits

>>74818442
Everyone associated with that Obama era zeitgeist ought to pretty much be at the end of the road.

>>74814161
MKUltra

Britney Spears is better and more hotter

>>74818540
>>74818546
but rihanna's still fairly popular with the young'uns (as are kanye and beyonce, although perhaps more as brands), whereas the likes of perry and gaga are seen as washed up. i have a feeling taylor's teetering on the edge of this too

i also don't think "units moved" is a good or even valid gauge for popularity/credibility these days

finally
>unapologetic was five dick-punching years ago
wHHATTTTT

>>74818612
britney was never good

this fucking meme needs to die

>>74818637
The only meme here is your mother's face

>>74818621
Lady Gaga hasn't been relevant in at least 8 years, dude. I don't think we should judge Taylor Swift on one single since the rest of the album doesn't arrive for another few months.

In regards to Rihanna, still, that dropoff in numbers for Anti gives pause for thought.

>>74818621
>i also don't think "units moved" is a good or even valid gauge for popularity/credibility these days
I guess nowadays they factor in iTunes or whatever downloads for units moved.

>>74818507
I don't understand why Drake is still at the top of the world. His several latest projects have been poorly-received, he's seen as a shallow trendhopper by the in crowd, he's never had a smash radio hit, and he doesn't really have a classic album to cement a legacy.

I'm convinced Rihanna just sucked off the right execs to be cemented as the go-to thotcore singer and eternally propped up as soooooo hot even though she has a pug face and is getting fat.

>>74809421

i like she ass

>>74818705
>I'm convinced Rihanna just sucked off the right execs to be cemented as the go-to thotcore singer and eternally propped up as soooooo hot even though she has a pug face and is getting fat

She was never hot at any point and given her dgaf attitude towards taking her clothes off, we know this pretty well.

Has she moved on to tard wrangling?

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Views did well, we'll still have to wait one more album to determine if he's washed up or not.

>>74810004
other already dated pop culture references as well in the video, that lanky dancing white kid is a living meme.

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>>74818705
>I'm convinced Rihanna just sucked off the right execs to be cemented as the go-to thotcore singer and eternally propped up as soooooo hot even though she has a pug face and is getting fat
You know who this reminds me an awful lot of...

>>74814727
Bjork is an artist and has transcended pop music.

Which makes me wonder, will Grimes still be making music when she is pushing 40?

>>74817694
Looks like ozzy osbourne

>>74818757
Grimes isn't commercial like Katy Perry is so she has more potential to stay around longer.

>>74814874
moot works for google.

you really think they would let him have his job if he still owned 4chan?

>>74818125
looks like Jared Leto

>>74818757
>Which makes me wonder, will Grimes still be making music when she is pushing 40?
hopefully not

>>74814874
I've heard of admins deleting boards, but that's the only time I've heard of a board deleting an admin.

>poor Moot
>/pol/ became a force so powerful even he could not control it and it ultimately drove him from his own website

>>74814727
>in pop

She hasn't been pop since Homogenic

>>74818580
he could still release good music though.

>>74818772
that's how I feel about Bjork, and I think Grimes will have a bit more lasting power as well.

>>74818580
I don't think he's too worried about sales

>>74818883
Not with the size of his bank account anyway.

>>74818751
Mariah Carey was kind of cute and waif-like when she was young but now she just looks scary with all the plastic surgery and boob jobs.

>>74818807
>/pol/ became a force so powerful
Cringe. This is why i don't go there.

So I think it's premature to claim Taylor Swift is done, since we don't know what the rest of the new album is like yet.

>>74818762
kek

she should've just stayed as a backing vocalist in p.o.d.

http://www.metalinjection.net/latest-news/drama/p-o-d-are-offended-for-katy-perry-shes-no-backup-singer

>>74818705
Rihanna never seemed all that special to me, she has no really interesting gimmick as an artist.

>>74819172
I thought anti was pretty good

That awful haircut jinxed ha. She needs a good gay to sort that mess out

>>74809421
>god awful Just Dance product placement
What is this, the emoji movie?

>>74810004
How embarrassing

>>74817602
>this man was once a foremost mainstream left-wing talking head

>>74810431
i love you.

illuminati actually has no face. i thought that was obv enough.

>>74817694
she looks like ozzy osbourne

>Tay did a better 2017 than Katy despite being absent most of the year (#2 Debut sellout track with Zayn and will likely debut #1 next week)
>Katy needs Calvin Harris just to get to the top 10
How many layers of JUST is Katy on right now?

>>74817499
>Billboard 200
>Mattering outside of rap albums
>Muh YouTube views
>When Tay's lyric video decimated Katy's older videos

>>74817694
I think she's cute

>>74819370
Katy Perry has also gone longer since her last album than Taylor Swift.

>>74819370
Staying out of politics especially the whinefest over Trump counts for a lot. Tay-Tay wasn't the one posing for selfies with Hillary Clinton here.

>>74819404
>Churning out hits since her last album when competition was plentiful
>Can't have a consistent Top 40 hit when your competition is Lil Uzi Vert and Sam Hunt
O I am laffin

>>74819370
One of the two is on the wrong side of 30, although you can debate how much that factors into anything (and I don't want to b8 the Marina hate poster). Although it might be worse in Katy's case because she always had a more sexualized image than Taylor Swift.

>>74819476
Taylor Swift is better and smarter at marketing herself, for example absolutely no nude selfies of her have turned up as opposed to numerous of her peers.

Katy Perry is dumb. Very, very dumb and completely lacking any self-awareness.

>>74816080
Queen didn't have any particular disdain for synths. In fact, they started using them quite extensively from 1980 onwards. Also, the "No synthesizers were used" disclaimers were put on the early albums to brag about all the weird noises they got out of Brian May's guitar, and not out of a perverse hatred for synthpop.

>As one of Queen's former managers said, "We would spend four days multi-layering a guitar solo and then some imbecile from the record company would come in and say, 'I like that synth!'"

>>74809421
what makes me think about that video is that it has no replay value as a music video, it is so awkward and ugly and uncomfortable that I doubt teenagers will be rewatching it for fun

>>74811021
whats the monarch project ?

>>74815038
what the fuck is wrong with her eyes, she looks spaced out as fuck

>>74811911
FAKE

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>>74818719
>She was never hot at any point
This delusion

Shes just in the edgy/quirky phase. Why do normies keep falling for this shit.

>>74821704
>Why do normies keep falling for this shit
Target audience. And it seems as though the majority isn't falling for it.

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>>74814508
>wanting fake plastic butt with a fake plastic pair of boobs on a fake plastic girl
If and when you finally touch a real woman, you'll get it.

>>74809421
>Trying to trick me into watching a Katy Perry video
GTFO