>no one even realized that this is happening tonight
Are the VMAs dead?
Was last year the black power VMAs? So yeah I guess under 13% of the U.S. population gives a fuck this time around.
Mtv itself is dead
>>74804617
Yeah but people are usually trying to speculate what kind of lame staged pr stunt they're going to pull about this time.
>>74804650
probably something about taylor swift cementing her new image
>>74804716
But Taylor isn't even performing, they're just going to show her new video. Maybe Kanye will get up on stage and claim she's ripping of Beyoncé like all the nigs bitching on Twitter.
>>74804959
We can only hope. Someone has to ruin it for Taylor.
I'll watch Kendrick's performance on streamable tomorrow. That's the most you can ask of me.
>>74804193
It kind of crazy to think how irrelevant the VMA's have become. I was never a fan, but I usually tuned in for a little bit. Years ago I would have definitely known the air date weeks/ months in advance. I think they really need to expanded their categories, or something
The ratings get worse every year, right ???
>award shows
game of thrones and twin peaks tonight. no time for fake award shows. when kino is on
>>74805766
this
Netflix killed TV.
>>74805928
Those are cable shows though
>>74805766
Game of thornes sucks and twin peaks is alright
>>74804193
>Fan voted award shows
Tell me when the Grammys are on.
>>74804193
Popular music hasn't been noteworthy in like 10 years
>>74804193
Katy JUST Perry is hosting it.
She fucked up hard since the election
The lack of threads on this board and /tv/ is proof that MTV was shill here hard all the previous years. Now they won't touch us because of the site's association with the alt-right.
>>74805766
fuck off with you hipster shit tier propagandized shit shows
the only award show that ever gets busy threads are the grammys and that's only because the mods sticky them and the thread is full of people complaining about how awful the show always is
>>74805766
>got
>kino
what a simpleton lmao
>meredith graves is an interviewer the red carpet
Jesus Christ just kill this network already
literally who gives a shit about awards shows anymore lol it's always just mainstream faggots circlejerking each other with at best a bone thrown towards something good that didn't buy its way into finding an audience
>>74804193
stream where?
>>74807891
shes been doing that for two years now
>>74804193
last time i watched it was in 2014 and that was just for the beyonce performance.
I don't know who any of these people are
>>74805658
actually, it has always been a promotional vehicle for the up and comers just as much as it has been an award show for the known names.
this is the peak opportunity to rollout new stars alongside A-listers.
for instance, as of the past hour I know who Cardi B is. some ex-stripper that raps extra shittily, yet has a huge hit.
Stream?
>>74808127
twitter has a live stream of the preshow
>>74805766
whenever someone says "kino" I just picture a scrawny pasty white kid with glasses and acne slowly saying it with a very noisily voice
>>74808267
Who do you think the main demographic of this site is you fucking normie, fuck off.
>>74808108
>Cardi B
No idea who this is, but how long until her and Nicki Minaj's pr team get thogether and stage a fued? Mainstream artists really need to think up a new gimmick, even normies are picking up on the fact that this shit is all fake.
>>74804193
Where can I stream it online?
>>74804193
Yes its dead, don't even realized it was tonight.
>>74808524
Not too long, I'll bet. Just wait until she goes on radio shows and the hosts grill her on how she's the new Minaj and she showboats.
>>74808475
Honestly, just a few boards down are poster who unironnicaly have sex with Pokémon plushies. Kys normie.
>>74808611
stream2watch.cc. Look for MTV.
I don't even spoon-feed, so here.
>>74805658
>expanding categories
Would've happened if MTV were moar relevant, but Viacum just wants to cut losses at this point.
>>74805001
Please do. Bump. Can't wait for the media to freak tomorrow if Kanye comes from his hermit status and burns the stage.
It looks like they couldn't even fill out that auditorium
>>74807891
So that's where she went huh?
Not very punk of her
this guy needs to speak up
I literally have no idea who any of these people are......
hopefully they play tay tay's video right at 8
>>74808932
Do you like the song?
>>74808955
I like it more than I liked Shake it Off at this point.
This is awful
Holy shit these tools in the audience. Hopefully Arianna Grande performs and a bomb goes off.
>>74808824
Would you pay a nigmillion dollars to go sit at a concert of a bunch of washed up hacks?
This is a train wreck......
>>74804193
where the fuck is Britney Spears
Americans still listen to Rap?
lmao
Annnd Kendrick performed, alright back to what I was doing
>>74809126
I almost choked when I saw Lil Uzi Vert come out to perform with Ed Sheeran
thers a black hobo midget wandering around on stage
the fucking state of music today holy actual fuck.
and i thought 2014 was bad.
So are we all in agreement that Katy Perry is a full blown autist?
>>74809224
She's lost her mind for sure. The fact that she's hosting the VMA's means her career is tanking fast.
Where is Gaga, Katy Perry and Rihanna???
Who's this bald mtf?
I want 2011 back.
>you can tell the jokes were written by a woman
This is just awful.....
Is that fartman
This is high school production tier
It hurts to watch
...the fuck is this crazy bitch doing?
how long till
>fuck drumpf!
mj's daughter?
>>74809241
Gaga's in the middle of her new tour, Perry's losing her mind, and Rihanna's been bulking in her off-season
>>74809324
It's coming now
hot take: Madonna is the mother of Paris Jackson
>>74809324
now
>>74809324
it's already here
i need a stream link my GF wants to watch it. Canada fag, anyone help?
This is just a grandstanding circle jerk with some music performances on the side isn't it
Well, that didn't take long to rub politics in.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT POLITICS IN MY MUSIC OH MY FUCKING GOD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>liberty to believe anything you want
>you can't be white supremacists doe lmao xd
Typical daughter of a rapist
>>74809340
well michael jackson sure as shit aint her father
please bring gucci mane up there
None of the official MTV online streams even show the stage at all at any point. They just have all the cameras pointed into the audience, and you still have to sit through 3 Pepsi ads beforehand. What kind of kikery is this?
>>74809324
The entire show is dedicated to "Fuck Drumf!"
>>74809340
nah, it's Debbie, but Paris has a surprising innate stage presence
>get back home late
>go to muh online livestream already mentioned here
>katy perry space autism
I had to see her new music video, but this JUST makes me wonder what (((they))) did to her.
>>74808108
i've been aware of Cardi B for a while ( not a fan ) It would be different if they got her when she was quite obscure, but since she's kinda blowing up, then of course they will put her on.
Hit me up when they book a musician like Actress, let alone nominate him for something
>>74809324
>REEEEEEEEEEEEESIST!
well that was quick
>>74809340
It's Lisa Marie Presley, everyone knows this.
>fifth harmony
>the ugly one still hasn't had plastic surgery
>raising four women
Wait they're all related?
>praising g*d
uh, wow, how can you be so insensitive in 2017?!?!?!?
Fifth Harmony HATES the hot girl that quit them and went solo. they'll throw shade right now it will make headlines
>>74809380
Lagged there when they started bringing up politics. Gonna be a long night...
>>74804193
link?
Jesus, can we go a day without the media pumping its kike agenda into its shows and cry about trump.
Gucci came a long way
>Hayley's dress
Hnnnnnnnnnnnggg
>>74809439
literally who is this literally who
>white person starts singing
>cut to commercial
what the fuck is going on?
>those qties with chokers in the front row
So weird seeing radio pop artists irl and they're not black
>>74809460
Your time is over devil
>>74809460
If white people are on the television for more than 5 minutes MTV is automatically racist whitewashers
There were a few rumors on Blind Items regarding the show tonight including:
>Katy Perry, the host, will coincidentally be winning some awards tonight
>Taylor Swift will come back tonight in spite of her rival hosting the event
>Despacito, the song that is the highest viewed YouTube video of all-time and was #1 on Billboard for multiple weeks, will not win a award nor even get nominated
The Taylor Swift one is official, but any other predictions that come to mind?
>>74804193
I only heard this was on because of a headline about Swift's new video. Had no idea.
>>74809460
>singing
Half of it seems like intensive breathing
>>74809510
Who is Despacito getting ignored? It has Justin Beiber and Hispanic people, which to them basically means fuck the President.
Holy shit they're bringing back TRL
>>74809454
she's an Oscar-nominated actress who also does pop music on the side, for attention
despacito winning best music video when?
>>74809425
http://www.mtv.com/vma/watch-vma-live-stream
Even if this is staged I don't feel sorry for her
>>74809551
What a desperate attempt to get viewers. People will tune in once or twice for nastolgia factor and then go back to never watching MTV again.
>>74804193
Why does this sound like "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred?
>MTV
Is this 1988?
hnnnnnnggggg
>that whole skit
sweet Jesus, she's whiny
>>74809600
because she copied it
Tay tay calling herself a bitch. Yeezy taught her well
Holy shit, Aryan goddess Tay Tay with her army of sex bots is a world I want to live in. Diamonds.
i dont fuck wit no white boys
>>74809584
WTF is going on? They won't show the stage but it sounds like something is going on after Taylor's video.
Ed Sheeran looked super jelly
>Shawn Mendez
I can smell the fedora men through my TV
>tfw Taytay makes her comeback
Shawn Mendes is unironically the only good thing that came out of vine
I thought this would be entertaining on drugs but i was wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tmd-ClpJxA
lil yachty talkin shit
End of the new video reminded me how much I miss country Swift
That music video was like a work of Michelangelo compared to watching "Swish Swish" earlier today. At least one girl is self-aware...
thank you taylor swift for reminding me how much i hate taylor swift
Since im not a GoT faggot I guess ill just watch this with /mu/ tonight. Time to get comfy and watch the mainstream literally whos.
DUDE POPULAR VOTE FUCK THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE LMAO
>>74809687
>Tay tays feet on that guys lap.
Hnnnng I wonder what they smell like
>>74809701
>8:39 PM
>162,935 views
>7,676 comments
The comeback is real.
>>74809758
>FUCK THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE
>Coming up, Pink performs all of her biggest hits in one performance
>>74809758
How long until they invite Hillary on stage?
Reallly disappointed there were no good feet pics from the red carpet this year. The VMA's have officially outlived their purpose.
"One election where the popular vote matters"
>>74809758
Do you need your safe space?
>>74809701
She is terrible but I would like to blow a load on her eyes and post in on /mu/
if shawn's relaunching mtv unplugged then why didnt he do an unplugged version of his hit?
>>74809701
the song actually improved with the video unlike katy's
What was that arigato song playing in the background
>>74809758
Don't worry I invited all the /pol/ shitposters in here. You'll feel safe again soon.
how is that guy resisting tearing off those heels and sniffing those feet?
>>74807827
>Game of Normies
>Hipster
>>74809848
Was meant for
>>74809687
>shawn mendes
has there been a more bland generic "artist" this decade.
>previous thetruth commercial regarding african-americans
>new thetruth commercial regarding the military
Might be a rare occasion that I prefer to watch the commercials than the actual show.
>>74804193
lol They are airing it on like 6 channels. Comedy Central, VH1, MTV, BET, Spike, even fucking TVLand is airing it. They are really trying to shove this shit down peoples throats.
>tfw live in Mexico and MTV doesn't let me turn off live dubbing
wtf. Anyone have a stream?
>>74809701
Download for screencapping purposes: http://www75.zippyshare.com/v/NSmQ1G93/file.html
>LOOK AT THESE RICH PEOPLE'S DAY OFF!
>BECAUSE YOUR BROKE ASS CAN"T HAVE THIS MUCH FUN EVER!
>>74809894
Someone have an acestream link to one of those channels?
>first world problems
I think we can all agree that Lourde will be a one-hit wonder
>>74809893
>Mfw they still probably kept smoking after that
Lorde a cute
>Interpretive dance by Lorde
Who thinks up this garbage?
>>74809894
Viacom owns them all so why not lol
LORDE CANT DANCE
wow these "jokes" are fucking terrible.
Is she just fucking dancing because she cant sing for shit when she's live?
>can't sing live
>try to dance instead
Jesus this is embarrassing
>>74809842
Hi :)
>>74809939
Apparently can't sing either
>>74809947
She doesn't wanna waste her voice on a shitshow like this.
>>74809938
Whats the point? If you have MTV you probably have VH1 too. Its getting to the point where they arent even going to let you ignore it.
>>74809954
is lorde jewish?
>>74809882
It's like he literally was made by a teen pop idol machine.
Isn't this supposed to be /ourgirl/?
This is an absolute shit show, it's like watching a train wreck
>wuss poppin
>that dancing
>>74809983
She's part Croatian
>>74809980
I don't have MTV or VH1 but I have Comedy Central, spike, BET, and tvland. Viacom probably gets more ad revenue that way too.
>broke the Internet
How about break the MTV servers?
>despacito beat is playing right now
welp so much for that one guys prediction
>>74810002
it's only a shitshow if you're an uptight righty who listens to literally whos and kanye worst all day.
if you're a teenage normie that listens to the radio or apple/spotify's top 30 all the time then this is probably fascinating to you.
Nicki Minaj is SO disgusting.
>>74809934
meeee
DES
trl's coming back?
i haven't watched mtv in a long time.
are things that bad?
>>74809947
>>74809953
She apparently has the flu.
>>74810063
>uptight righty
You make it seem like you think what they are doing is for any other reason then to pander to the pc market. I don't get why people tell others who disagree with this statement to go back into their safe space when this exact sort of sentiment creates a safe space for the left
"fuck donald trump"
>>74810064
So how about it? She proved herself to be the 2010s Cyndi Lauper.
>one huge album
>immediately runs out of ideas and puts out only shit thereafter
>>74810085
who
I feel so sorry for sway having to be subjected to this bullshit.
>>74810117
>You make it seem like you think what they are doing is for any other reason then to pander to the pc market.
Because it is. Hence my "uptight righty" statement. It's just a big show for normies, and not for the guy who browses the_donald and /mu/ all day. Since lefty ideologies is a normie thing then it's exactly what you are describing it as.
>fred armisen
I thought his career died after Portlandia was cancelled
MARTHA'D
shit i just tuned in to mtv, this is absolute aids
>>74810133
Kek most people don't even like the first album and it's her best one. Pretty good pop music. She doesn't have a great rap album and she missed her best shot at having a number one song twice. A new female rapper will come in take her place soon, surprised it hasn't happened already.
these jokes are fucking hilarious god damn how do they come up with this
how the fuck is dj khaled still relevant? what does he even do?
>>74810243
some really are hehe
>>74810243
the Comedy Central part of Viacom
and the walking meme is here
>I'm gunna write a hit song now
swish swish bish
R E K T E D
anyone screen capped Tyler The Creator's post on IG about this being a cringe fest?
the complete and utter lack of coordination in this performance is disconcerting to say the least.
>>74804193
What happened to Katy Perry's tits? Circa 2009-2010, they used to be fucking huge and now she looks completely flat chested.
Damn that girl is hot af
>>74810258
>Muh shitber
I liked For Free, but he wanted to be relevant
Nothing like listening to every song I hated this summer again after hearing them 400 times on the radio.
>katy thinks her baby can compete with this baby
LOL
>>74810258
Hes a motivational speaker
>>74810206
>implying that people with actual careers appear on the VMAs
>>74810258
he is the poor man's Deepak Chopra and lately he's been monetizing his son
>>74810270
CA
LI
FOR
NIA
GURLS
>>74810280
where is it i just checked it I dont see shit
>>74810298
But this time you might see tits
>>74810258
He's a Snapchat inspiration artist and people have been jumping on his side ever since his wife had that baby. Pretentious, I know. He doesn't deliver on his music, I agree.
>UNLIKE OTHER BABIES I KNOW
How will Justin ever recover?
>vanessa hudgens
There's no way the current viewer of this shit knows who that is
>>74810232
The feud with Lil Kim was kind of fun for a bit.
>>74810329
he deleted it. That's why I asked if anyone had screen capped it
>>74810346
Well, you know?
>>74810346
>highschool musical was 11 years ago
WHAT THE FUCK
Who is this Olivia and why is she such a bad actress and afraid of black people?
>shilling lena dunham's boyfriend
I don't know any of these people on my screen
Who's the cutie Logic is sitting with?
>>74810286
Lesbos took them away.
>>74810396
Washed up IGN whore
>>74810383
Feel old yet?
taylor and zayn are too irrelevant to score invites
OY VAY
>>74810415
his wife i guess
>>74810346
Vanessa Hudgens' leaked nudes throughout the years were pretty fucking good though.
She just looks hot, but her songs tend to be boring shit.
Jared Leto is 45 years old what is he doing here
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIN
Am I supposed to know who these artists are?
>>74810396
I don't know. I only recognize her from threads on /hr/. That bad acting was kind of cute though tobehonest
>>74810346
My dick remembers though.
legitimately getting sad alloveragain rn guys
>>74809813
As if music and vocals today are real enough for unplugged
>>74810429
More like every celebrity from the last 70 years got invited as a desperate move to be relevant, but nobody gives a fuck.
Have you realized half of the awards have been accepted by people who didn't win?
also wtf was this plugging that dude crap? also Jack Antonoff is a germaphobe!!! OMG!!! he is soooo relatable guys
Lego is handsome ngl
>>74810444
well, Ellen Degeneres is also there
>>74810439
You right, good for him.
>I think about his wife
you know Leto fucking that Chester widow
jared leto if you see this, lemme succ
I think if I were about to commit suicide and the VMAs were on and Jared Leto was telling me not to do it, I'd do it quicker.
>>74804193
How bad is it bros? Haven't had cable since 2012
as awkward a segue as i've ever seen
jesus
F
How is Leto an actor?
He is LITERALLY one of the worst public speakers I've ever heard
Whoever's in charge of chronically setting that announcer mic so that it's 3-4 inches too short for whomever's presenting is an evil genius.
why are they having a funeral speech at this awards speech?
that was a very half-assed tribute
>a 15 second clip from 2010 was it
Wow that's pathetic
Absolut cringefest.
Damn, the audience didn't even listened to Leto when he told them to stand.
Also wtf? Watch this electrifying performance...7 year old video plays for 15 secs
>>74810507
Go watch Suicide Squad. It will show you everything you need to know about his acting ability.
>>74810507
have you seen him in Dallas Buyer's Club? Fucking fantastic.
>Natasha bedingfield
;_;
>>74810258
Has he already fallen that quick to meme fame, like Shaq?
>>74810530
HONKA HONKA
>>74810527
Pretty sure the audience doesn't know who Leto was talking about
>>74810533
he sounded like a fucking awkward robot just now
>this how liberals respect the dead
Glad I'm not a liberal then.
That linkin park tribute should have been papercut or one step closer. Hybrid theory is still one of my fav albums
>>74810530
the whole movie was trash, though. he was the best part of it for about 5 minutes.
Carly is too good for this.
Hailey Baldwin looks so fucking hot, my god.
>>74810499
Heinous. Katy Perry chopped her bewbs. Shawn Mendes is a generic artist. DJ Khalid is a Snapchat inspirational speaker. Tyler the Creator had an IG post saying he hated this shit. Taylor Swift released a new album and song, and is trying to plot against Katy. And all rappers got bored.
That Linkin Park tribute was bullshit. Either show the whole video as tribute or cut it out. How fucking rude.
>>74810573
Are they streaming this online somewhere? What milenials have cable these days? Who's the target Audience for this shit
>>74810585
MTV needs to kike the hell out of this show to pay their FCC bills. I hate this shit.
>>74810585
better show a montage of shit they did for MTV throughout the years than to show 15 seconds of a crap thing
>>74810604
>cable TV
>FCC
Uh...
>billy eichner
What is this 2011?
Have you dialed 444-44-444 yet?
>>74810603
I'm more so Gen Z, but yeah, I'm just streaming it. I have a TV, but i never use it.
>>74804193
>KATY PERRY'S TITTIES RN
FUCKING YUM
>>74810538
Nobody really needs to remember her or that song of hers.
HAHAHAHA I TOTALLY GOT THAT REFERENCE
>>74810646
>I'm more so Gen Z
Underage b&
Wow, this is second hand embarrassment at best
>>74810646
Where?
fuck drumpf am i right guys
still salty about hillary losing i see
katy perry please just give us all what we really want and end this madness already
>>74810603
I don't know why 80s faggots pretend like they aren't millenials.
>miley going back to old miley is just as bad as miley pretending to be black
Katy Perry is just sad.
Will she commit suicide soon /mu/?
>>74810655
Generation Z is hitting 20 this year lol
>>74810661
*likes*
*retweets*
*yaaaas's internally*
>>74810649
Oh, but you will remember it the next time you're shopping in the supermarket.
>>74810603
t()co()GK2JCy0z1v?amp=1 (for stream)
2) Any Grandma who like the Hallmark channel
3)MTV target audience is young teenage girls.
Also, a fucking Hillary joke. Kick my corpse, will you!
>>74810675
>she's literally NEVER EVER been nude
KATY PERRY PLEASE LET ME SEE YOUR BARE ASS. YOU'RE AN OFFSHOOT CHRISTMAS CAKE AT THIS POINT SO ITS EVEN BETTER
>>74810684
Hopefully
Why are those kids wearing headphones?
This Miley thing is a snooze fest
>>74810684
The Trump Curse™ is taking its time on her.
>miley is 25 now
I still remember when she posed nude in that sheet at 14 and people got pissed
Miley molesting a 92 year old grandma baka
>>74810678
Because they don't want to be associated with that group who scream "Ninety's are better, lawl".
WUUUUUT
YESSSS
desu im glad miley cyrus left the crazy lesbian look and went back to her roots. she looks much better with longer hair
I liked this performance desu
>>74810783
Now she make peepee on the floor loool
>Shitting on trump every chance they get
>Every black person to come out so far has been acting extremely stereotypical
OH THE IRONY
Someone screenshot Katy's chesticles and use it to start a new thread.
>the old fucks still dancing better than Lorde
why do blacks have to act like monkeys?
>>74810719
In the stadium, they are in the nosebleeds so that it is hard to hear the performance, so they wear them. Or they are really, really, REALLY bored of tonight's shitfest.
New bread:
>>74810820
>>74810820
>>74810820
Damn Rosie Perez is there too? Where's she been?
Her fucking nipple slipped and they cut away. guaranfuckingteed
this miley song was pretty good
>you will never lick the sweat from Demi's inner thighs
>>74810866
>Missed because the storm
FUCK
>>74810906
>tfw
>>74810866
i'm pissed
anyone else crying after pink's speech?