>RYM "review" is a personal anecdote that has nothing

thread is a slab of greentext with no real significance to the board's topic

there's nothing wrong with this
rym accounts are for personal logging and tracking
its not pitchfork

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>RYM "review" mentions Judy

>>74774928
Your point? I use that site for cataloging, the rating is secondary.

Even worse when the author talks about something personal like how they remember hearing one of the songs for the first time and how they felt and they speak of it as if the fucking messiah had arrived. It's just a fucking song, you're not getting your dick sucked by an angel. Like calm the fuck down.

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>this was the last album my brother listened to before he killed himself. I really like it now, it's one of my favorites, and I think I better understand the secrets of life now. Also my cat died this year.

>4532 Likes

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>review opens with a quote

>>74775267
Auto rec abuse can be worthwhile

Isn't OP pic from Twin Peaks? Just watched the first ep

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>what can I say about this album that hasn't been said before?

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>sounds like walking inside a tornado with goggles filled with chili

>>74775938
It's from a movie Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me.

>>74775938
THE SHIT IT COME OUT OF MY ASS
AYUUUDAMAN

>>74777130
What was Lynch trying to say with this scene?

>review mentions dead dad

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>write a review on RYM
>it gets put on the front page

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>review is a "humorous" script of dialogue between bandmates as they conceptualize the album

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>review is a made up conversation with the artist in an attempt to create a strawman to prove the reviewer's point

>review is a shitty one sentence joke

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>review starts with "The fact that..."

Letterboxd was always the same. I remember some guy telling a long and detailed story about how he got raped, saying literally *nothing* about the film (which afaik has nothing to do with rape in it) then giving it a 5 stars. I lol'd

>>74779114
Fuck it without consent, it's a 5.

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>review is god talking with angels about creating artist

>I got molested to this album. The dewdrops were glistening in the grass that autumn morning, as I began to feel his large hulking warm presence in my vicinity.

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>review is an well-written, detailed analysis and critique of the music

>>74774928
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kek