>haven't showered in a week >did the good ol'

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>haven't showered in a week
>did the good ol' fap & shit in the morning
>hot day so I'm sweating
>remember that today is my mom's birthday minutes before the guests start arriving
>I quickly shaved the neetbeard and put some presentable clothes as fast as possible but couldn't take a shower
>15+ family members and friends
>had to spend the whole day avoiding people because of my smell, they still probably saw the greasy hair though
>I go cry in the bedroom once it's finally over
>feel a prickle on my neck, it's my shirt's tag
>I thought I had a plain white shirt on but it was actually on backwards

>I spent my mom's birthday party smelling like cum and with an Aphex Twin grinning face logo on my back